League Legends Jokes

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Funniest League Legends Short Jokes

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  1. What did the gamer say when his girlfriend asked what World of Warcraft and League of Legends were? "Wow, lol"
  2. Why do the french hate League of Legends? They have to wait 20 minutes before surrendering
  3. The most toxic substances known to mankind. 1. Arsenic
    2. Cyanide
    3. Polonium
    4. Mercury
    5. The League of Legends community
  4. Why are Helium, Curium and Barium called the medical elements? Because if you can't Helium or Curium, you Barium.
    (Heard it from Heimerdinger, League of Legends)
  5. There are people out there who don't know what World of Warcraft and League of Legends are WoW, LoL
  6. How much money does the Government pay people with autistic disorder? Enough to buy a computer that can play League of Legends.
  7. Did you hear that Nightblue3 and Eminem played League of Legends together yesterday? Eminem got one shot
  8. Whats the difference between a diamond player and a master player in League of Legends? About 1400 dollars
  9. What do you call an Alistar player in League of Legends who doesn't lock in in Dynamic Queue? Locktose Intolerant
  10. What's the difference between In-n-Out Burger french fries and League of Legends? I can control my salt intake at In-n-out.

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League Legends One Liners

Which league legends one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with league legends? I can suggest the ones about legendary and league of legends.

  1. Why are Americans bad at League of Legends ? They can't defend the tower
  2. Why are Americans so bad at League of Legends? because they can't protect their towers
  3. Why is America bad at League of Legends? Because we can't defend towers
  4. My school did a performance called League of Legends. It was a play on wards.
  5. Why can't League of Legends players donate blood? They have too much salt.
  6. What do you call people who design icons in League of Legends? Lolicons.
  7. I learned never to play League of Legends with an Englishman Because Heathrow
  8. What is the saltiest region in League of Legends??? Na
  9. What's the Vietnam veterans least favorite role in League of Legends Jungle
  10. Which 4 champions in League of Legends does a tumble gamer hates?
  11. I don't know what's up in Baltimore but.. it sounds like a League of Legends Event.
  12. What do you call a Korean who cannot play League of Legends well? Japanese
  13. What's the best part about League of Legends? When you log out
  14. Do you know the name of the biggest salt mine? The league of legends
  15. Why is there no salt in the ocean Cause all of it is on the league of legends servers

Happy League Legends Jokes for a Lighthearted Night with Friends

What funny jokes about league legends you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean league player jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make league legends pranks.

I can't have teamwork at League of Legends because...

the only people listening to my calls are the NSA.

Why I Un-Installed League of Legends.

To pass my exams, What did you expect?

League of Legends Solo Queue

My girlfriend asked me what world of Warcraft and league of legends are.

Wow, lol.

help with league

how to deny in league of legend??

Those guys who made League of Legends are having next event in Baltimore.

Riot Games or something

League of Legends Gifting

What do you call a gym that League of Legends players go to?

Summoner's Lift.

Why can't there be a League of Legend's team of 5 Lucians?

Because you can't have a team with only 3 champions.

League of Legend Spell

Why do Summoners spell still exist if Summoners what delete in Lol ?

Why are League of Legends players the most skeptical people on Earth?

Because they take everything with a grain of salt.

TBS is going to air CS:GO next year. What should TNT host?

League of Legends.
Because they know drama.

I have a good League of Legends jokes

Doublelift joins TSM!! HAHAHA AMIRITE GUYS!! :'(

League of Legends, Dota, and Hearthstone are now on ESPN


A League of Legends players says to a Chinese man

I have eaten more salt than you have eaten rice.

I think League of Legends a real Riot.

Why is the US terrible at league of legends?

Because they can't protect their towers.

Why are the Chinese not good at league of legends?

B/c they can't stay in their own lane

League of Legends: I know how Cassiopeia feels...

My asthma impairs movement as well. :/

What did one league of legends player say to the other one?

May the salt be with you

I was having problems with my computer

I was having trouble with my computer. So I called Joshua, the 11 year old next door, who plays League of Legends every day, all night long.
Joshua clicked a couple of b**... and solved the problem.
As he was walking away, I called after him, "So, what was wrong?"
He replied, "It was an ID ten T error."
I didn't want to appear s**..., but nonetheless inquired, "An ID Ten T error?
What's that? In case I need to fix it again."
Joshua grinned, "Haven't you ever heard of an ID ten T error before?"
"No", I replied.
"Write it down," he said, "and I think you'll figure it out."
So I wrote down: I D 1 0 T
I used to like that little boy.

There was a kid who was sad and felt alone and unneeded. Wanted some joy in his life.

He installed League of Legends.

I find it strange..

I find it strange how Americans will still, on the anniversary of 9/11, play League of Legends. A game where you have to destroy towers.

Have you seen the new League of Legends champion, Phil Swift

He does a lot of damage

A Marksman on our League of Legends team is a bit paranoid.

He tends to hide in random places so nobody could sabotage him before a game.
Does that make him a concealed carry?

What did people call Iron Man after he started playing "League of Legends?"

The Toxic Avenger.