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Funniest League Short Jokes

Short league jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The league humour may include short club jokes also.

  1. What did the gamer say when his girlfriend asked what World of Warcraft and League of Legends were? "Wow, lol"
  2. It's appropriate that Cyborg from the Justice League is black, Considering that he's only 3/5 of a person.
  3. I hate when people say "She's out of your league" Just because I'm in the majors, and she's a minor. Doesn't mean it can't happen.
  4. My wife asked me how Wonder Woman got her new sword in the Justice League movie... I told her that she must have Amazon Prime
  5. Dr Horrible got a great deal on getting into the Evil League of Evil It only cost him a Penny
  6. Why do the french hate League of Legends? They have to wait 20 minutes before surrendering
  7. I think I want to take up acting... Does anyone know of a local soccer league I could join?
  8. "Leagues" in "20,000 Leagues Under the Sea" refers to horizontal distance, not depth. Otherwise it would be called "Journey to the Center of the Earth."
  9. Liverpool have won the league, the government is paying people not to work.... Somewhere there's a scouser with a genie in a lamp wondering what to do with his last wish
  10. The most toxic substances known to mankind. 1. Arsenic
    2. Cyanide
    3. Polonium
    4. Mercury
    5. The League of Legends community

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League One Liners

Which league one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with league? I can suggest the ones about tournament and lobby.

  1. Why are Americans bad at League of Legends ? They can't defend the tower
  2. Why are Americans so bad at League of Legends? because they can't protect their towers
  3. Why is America bad at League of Legends? Because we can't defend towers
  4. I'm having trouble organizing a Hide and Seek league. Good players are hard to find.
  5. What super hero league would Caitlyn Jenner be a member of? The X men!
  6. My school did a performance called League of Legends. It was a play on wards.
  7. The Pakistani cricket team walk into a bar... to watch the Indian Premier League
  8. The Social Justice League doesn't have a Batmobile They have a tumbler.
  9. How can you tell a gamer from a rugby player? Ask them if they play league.
  10. What's Han Solo's favorite gum? Big League Chewie
  11. Why can't League of Legends players donate blood? They have too much salt.
  12. Did you all hear about the new snail racing league? Yeah, it's called NASCARGOT
  13. Why did Plastic Man get kicked out of Justice League? He was accused of rubbery
  14. I once made an error in little league, When I signed up to play.
  15. What is a double amputee's favorite video game? League of Leg ends.

League Legends Jokes

Here is a list of funny league legends jokes and even better league legends puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Why are Helium, Curium and Barium called the medical elements? Because if you can't Helium or Curium, you Barium.
    (Heard it from Heimerdinger, League of Legends)
  • There are people out there who don't know what World of Warcraft and League of Legends are WoW, LoL
  • How much money does the Government pay people with autistic disorder? Enough to buy a computer that can play League of Legends.
  • Did you hear that Nightblue3 and Eminem played League of Legends together yesterday? Eminem got one shot
  • What do you call people who design icons in League of Legends? Lolicons.
  • Whats the difference between a diamond player and a master player in League of Legends? About 1400 dollars
  • I learned never to play League of Legends with an Englishman Because Heathrow
  • What is the saltiest region in League of Legends??? Na
  • What do you call an Alistar player in League of Legends who doesn't lock in in Dynamic Queue? Locktose Intolerant
  • What's the difference between In-n-Out Burger french fries and League of Legends? I can control my salt intake at In-n-out.

League Of Legends Jokes

Here is a list of funny league of legends jokes and even better league of legends puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Why are League of Legends players the most skeptical people on Earth? Because they take everything with a grain of salt.
  • Why can't there be a League of Legend's team of 5 Lucians? Because you can't have a team with only 3 champions.
  • What's the Vietnam veterans least favorite role in League of Legends Jungle
  • TBS is going to air CS:GO next year. What should TNT host? League of Legends.
    Because they know drama.
  • Which 4 champions in League of Legends does a tumble gamer hates?
  • I don't know what's up in Baltimore but.. it sounds like a League of Legends Event.
  • I can't have teamwork at League of Legends because... the only people listening to my calls are the NSA.
  • What did people call Iron Man after he started playing "League of Legends?" The Toxic Avenger.
  • What do you call a Korean who cannot play League of Legends well? Japanese
  • A Marksman on our League of Legends team is a bit paranoid. He tends to hide in random places so nobody could sabotage him before a game.
    Does that make him a concealed carry?
League joke, A Marksman on our League of Legends team is a bit paranoid.

League Teams Jokes

Here is a list of funny league teams jokes and even better league teams puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • What do you call an all kid superhero team....... Just Kids League
  • What do you call a person of Jewish decent who plays for the Washington major league team? A Hebrew National
  • Got a job offer to measure the players of a major league vs. prison team football game. I really had to weigh the pros and cons.
  • A little league team needed jerseys...

Justice League Jokes

Here is a list of funny justice league jokes and even better justice league puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • What's the difference between the Justice League reshoots and unlocking all the heroes in Battlefront 2? One was only slightly cheaper than the other.
  • Which member of the Justice League has loose connective tissue? The Marfan Manhunter!
  • Warner Brothers cracks down on paparazzi problems on "Justice League" set... ...apparently they're not allowing any unauthorized flash photography.
  • There's a heavy riot across US.. Trump administration undecided who to call, Avengers or Justice League.
  • Why is Superman the Leader of The Justice League? Just is.
  • What's the difference between Me and the new Justice League movie? The movie finally got a date.
  • If Superman and the Flash were to race in the Justice league movie do you know who would win? Chuck Norris
  • What will you find in Superman's lavatory? A Superbowl.
    Shamelessly stolen from: The Joker -Justice League Action.
    I was drunk and I thought this was funny.
  • Zack Snyder's Justice League ...
    What are you guys still waiting for? The joke was in the title!
  • Who does Batman call when he needs to cool down his expensive drinks? The Just-Ice League.

League Player Jokes

Here is a list of funny league player jokes and even better league player puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Fact: It is against league rules for an NFL player to own a pet duck. It's considered a personal fowl.
  • I am a muslim and i beat my wife daily In Rocket League. She is a terrible player.
  • You: "I'm only 35, I have my whole life ahead of me."
    Sports Broadcaster: "Here comes the oldest player in the league. He's 32. A miracle."
  • What did one league of legends player say to the other one? May the salt be with you
  • A League of Legends players says to a Chinese man I have eaten more salt than you have eaten rice.
  • What do you call a gym that League of Legends players go to? Summoner's Lift.
League joke, What do you call a gym that League of Legends players go to?

Hilarious League Jokes for a Fun-Filled Night with Friends

What funny jokes about league you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean teams jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make league pranks.

Why don't Junior League debutantes engage in group s**...?

Too many thank you notes to write afterwards.

New to Baseball

Coming home from his Little League game, Billy swung open the front door very excited. Unable to attend the game, his father immediately wanted to know what happened. "So, how did you do son?" he asked.
"You'll never believe it!" Billy said. "I was responsible for the winning run!"
"Really? How'd you do that?"
"I dropped the ball."

Mexican Basketball Association

Why is the Mexican Basketball Association so unpopular?
Beacause it's a Juan on Juan league.

Shakhter Karagandy (Celtic's Champions League opponents)

Apparently they've been given permission for their pre-match tradition of sacrificing a sheep, I'd like to see them progress given Celtic's pre-match tradition of sacrificing a Mars bar.

A Texan went to an ivy league party on the East coast...

...and there's this group of fancy ladies standing around.
"Howdy," he said. "Which school did y'all go to?"
"Oh... Yale," one of them replied daintily.

A buddy asked if I was pro gay...

I'm not even amateur gay; I didn't even know they had a league!

I have finally punched my membership card into Dad jokes!

So last night my 12 year old son and I are watching the Little League World Series. The pitcher for the Nevada team has a last name of "Kryszczuk". My son looks to me and asks "Do you think he's Russian?"
My response: Nope, it looks like he's taking his time.
It took him a couple of seconds to realize and then he gave me that wonderful "Really, Dad?" look. I'm so proud.

Did you hear about Nursing Home Sports League

Everyone gets atrophy at the end of the season.

Did you hear about the Major League Baseball umpire who came out as gay?

Apparently he's not a pitcher or a catcher, he just likes to watch.

What do you call a rabbi who plays baseball?

Big League Jew.

Where does a toxicologist go to get the best possible education?

A Poison Ivy League College.

My crush is way out of my league. She's so out of my league, I had a s**... dream about her, and she was b**... another dude.

Did you hear Chewbaca won the NFL MVP his first year in the league?

Did you hear Chewbaca won the NFL MVP his first year in the league?
It was a great Wookie season!

Did you hear about the Italian playwright ?

He bribed The Broadway League to give an award to his show "Rigatoni".

Why is it good news that Aroldis Chapman moved to the Yankees?

Because pitchers don't hit in the American League!

Why did Superman dump Lois for Wonder Woman?

He decided he wanted to date someone in the same League.

I get asked all the time why I play in a gay basketball league

It's because I love going up and down the hardwood.

Where do college students go for medical attention?

An I.V. League.

My dad had the worst temper when he watched sports. One day it got so bad he ripped off his shirt and began shouting racial slurs...

Really ruined my little league game.

Have you heard about the handicapped football league

The offence and defence don't play


where Leiceister City defies the odds of 3000/1 to win the league title, Cubs win the world series, and Donald Trump is elected as the president of the United States

The Drone Racing League might be one of the most talked about new sports...

At least, it's generating a lot of buzz...

Why does the National Football League deserve Tax-Exempt Status even though it generated at least $9 billion in revenue last season?

Because it is just as real as the other religions.

What Baseball league would Russel Westbrook play in?

Triple-Double A.

Met a really hot girl last night, but my buddies we're telling me "Forget her, dude, she's way out of your league".

I'm going "Oh, you think she's too pretty for me?". They're saying "No not that, it's just that she's in the Minors".

The Justice League has a vacancy and the number 7 is interviewing to fill a superhero position...

Batman: Thank you for coming, 7. Its been rough since the Flash took off and we're having a hard time finding someone to replace him. Let's get right to it. What is your first power?
Number 7: Well, for my whole life I've been in prime condition and I don't anticipate that changing anytime soon.
Bathman: That's great to hear. What do you consider your second power to be?
Number 7: 49

What is Kim Jong Un's favorite video game?

Rocket League

I texted her: "Will you go out with me?"

She: I'm out
Me: Okay call me later
She: No I'm out of your league

I went to an ivy league school

When I got there they told me deliveries in the rear.

A group of mediators decide to set up a league. They are not concerned with what was, nor with what will-be. There are concerned with what just-is

a just-is league if you will

We, the League of Assassins, shall now vote on where we leave our signature dagger stabbed in our victims.

All in favor? Looks like the eyes have it.

Where do evil scientists get their degree?

The Poison Ivy League.

I was thinking of dating this girl I met. She's an marine biologist who works on a submarine.

But between you and me, I think she's a little out of my league.

The International League of Bakers is inviting countries which mainly export baked goods to join.

They're accepting dough nations.

So one month I decided to be more honest,

and my way out of league crush said one day that she had a crush on me. I said, Raise your standards.

If anyone's interested, my buddy has tickets for Champions League Final match (26th of May) in Kiev, Ukraine

He bought the tickets, but the d**... fool forgot he was getting married that weekend. Anyone up for taking this off his hands?

The girl's name is Catherine and she's really lovely.

The little league world series

Or as Catholic priests call it: the world series.

If Liverpool wins, somebody warn the Pope!

1. A British prince gets married
2. liverpool wins the Champions League
3. The Pope dies
1. A British prince gets married
2. Liverpool wins the Champions League
3. The Pope dies
1. A British prince gets married
2. Liverpool is in the Champions League's final

Steven Gerrard is appointed as the Rangers manager

A Rangers spokesman said, "We were looking for someone with previous experience at stopping Brendan Rodgers from winning the league."

What do you call a league of battling plants?

Phyte club.
Credit to the podcast Skeptics Guide to the Universe. I'm not this funny.

Spring training camp for the midget basketball league is coming to an end and the coaching staff is being quite lazy...

There's going to be a lot of short-cuts taken.

The real hero of Champions League is Make A Wish Foundation

who made a young r**... man's dream come true so he could be a goalkeeper at the finals.

I felt betrayed when my girlfriend joined a softball league without telling me

Of all the underhanded things...

When it comes to getting lost at sea,

I'm in a league of my own.

What is the most watched sporting event at the Vatican?

Little league World Series

League joke, What is the most watched sporting event at the Vatican?

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