League Baseball Jokes

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Coming home from his Little League game, Billy swung open the front door very excited. Unable to attend the game, his father immediately wanted to know what happened. "So, how did you do son?" he asked.
"You'll never believe it!" Billy said. "I was responsible for the winning run!"
"Really? How'd you do that?"
"I dropped the ball."

Yo Mamma so ugly...

Yo momma so ugly that we created a global conspiracy "plandemic" and ruined the world economy and expedited the new world order and ruined Trump's rally and banned the Confederate flag from nascar and cancelled major league baseball just so she'd wear a mask.

An upset parent walks up to the coach of a local minor league's baseball team, "Excuse me, sir, but don't you think 'The Browns' is a racist name to have for the team?"

The coach replies, "what? No, the name is simply because the uniforms are brown. In fact, to avoid any signs of racism with the name, we don't allow any brown people on the team."

Do you know the reason all the bat boys in major league baseball are replaced when they turn 18?

Because otherwise you'd have to call him Batman.

What Baseball league would Russel Westbrook play in?

Triple-Double A.

Did you hear about the Major League Baseball umpire who came out as gay?

Apparently he's not a pitcher or a catcher, he just likes to watch.

What do you call a rabbi who plays baseball?

Big League Jew.

In light of recent events...

...I believe Adrian Peterson should start playing Major League Baseball.
He'd be a great *switch* hitter.

What is the second best hitters park in Major League Baseball?

Coors Light.

A little boy and a little girl were walking home from school...

The little boy says to the little girl, "This weekend, my dad's gonna take me to ride a horse!"
The little girl says, "Oh, I have my own pony."
They walk a little further.
The little boy again pipes up, "Next weekend, my dad's taking me to a baseball game!"
The little girl replies, "My uncle plays major league baseball."
The boy scowls as they continue to walking.
Finally in frustration, the little boy pulls down his pants and yells
"Well, I've got one of these and you don't!"
The little girl calmly lifts her dress and replies "I have one of these, and with one of these, I can get all of those I want."

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