The Best 8 Leafy Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Leafy jokes. There are some leafy poppa jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these leafy momma puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Leafy Jokes and Puns

Some people say that leafy greens are the best thing for colon health

But I think fiber makes a solid number two.

3 little kids, Leafy, Rainy and Bricky.

They were asking their mother about their names.

Leafy asked:

β€” Mama, why is my name Leafy?

The Mother answered:

β€” Cause when you were born a Leaf fell on your head

Then Rainy asked:

β€” Mama, why is my name Rainy?

β€” Because when your were born, the water from the rain fell on your head

Then Bricky Asked:


My girlfriend tried to sneak leafy greens into another country on our vacation...

...I thought customs was gonna Caeser salad, but they let it romaine.

What's a jalopy's favorite leafy green vegetable?


What's a white supremacist's favorite leafy green?


What was Whitney Houston's favorite leafy green vegetable?


What's the kinkiest leafy green?

Collared Greens

Why did all the girls fall in love with the leafy green-blood-sucking-parasite that was full of vitamins?

Because he was romaine-tick.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the leafy shrubbery jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working leafy leaf piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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