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Leafy Jokes

7 leafy jokes and hilarious leafy puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about leafy that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Cheeky Leafy Jokes that Will Make You and Your Friends Chuckle

What is a good leafy joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

What's a wolf's favorite leafy green?

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Some people say that leafy greens are the best thing for colon health

But I think fiber makes a solid number two.

3 little kids, Leafy, Rainy and Bricky.

They were asking their mother about their names.
Leafy asked:
— Mama, why is my name Leafy?
The Mother answered:
— Cause when you were born a Leaf fell on your head
Then Rainy asked:
— Mama, why is my name Rainy?
— Because when your were born, the water from the rain fell on your head
Then Bricky Asked:
SANMAM,,, EHYWY DISIIS HJHHTMHMGM AMENMA BFIJCKCY¿

What's a chicken's favourite green leafy vegetable?

Baaawk choy.

My girlfriend tried to sneak leafy greens into another country on our vacation...

...I thought customs was gonna Caeser salad, but they let it romaine.

What's a jalopy's favorite leafy green vegetable?

Aruuugula

What's a white supremacist's favorite leafy green?

K-K-Kale

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