The Best 14 Leafs Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Leafs jokes. There are some leafs crackhead jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these leafs maple puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Leafs Jokes and Puns

What do the Titanic and The Toronto Maple Leafs have in common...

They both look great until they hit the ice.

Why can't the Maple Leafs have any tea?

Because Boston has all the cups!

How do you know when spring is here?

the Leafs are out!

Leafs joke, How do you know when spring is here?

Two elephants was eating some leafs and some grass at the savana

For the first time of their lives they see a naked man running in front of them.
One of the elephants wait a second, then bewildered turns to his friend and says:
I wonder how he gets his food to his mouth.

TIL that Fred Rogers never got to visit Toronto.

He had to use his imagination to travel to the Land of Maple Leafs.


Ah Toronto, the only city where the leaves fall in autumn...

...and the Leafs fall in the spring

What's the difference between a Toronto Maple Leafs fan and a 14-year old girl?

Nothing. They are both just waiting for the first period to be over.

Leafs joke, What's the difference between a Toronto Maple Leafs fan and a 14-year old girl?

Why is the Hockey Hall of Fame in Toronto?

It's the only way a Leafs will get to see the Stanley Cup.

The maple leafs are my favourite curling team

Always sliding down the ice bumping into the walls and never hitting the bullseye.

What do the Titanic and The Toronto Maple Leafs have in common...

The last picture of the Titanic was in Black&White, so was the last picture of the Maple Leafs with the Stanley Cup

Why were the Maple Leafs strumming guitars and singing sombrely on the ice?

They were playing the Blues

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What's the difference between a line of cocaine and Toronto Maple Leafs tickets?

People would pass up the Leafs tickets.

I can't believe the Toronto maple leafs even have a website

They can't even put THREE W's together!

A philosopher finally realized the point of life

The point of life is to farm thousands of green paper leafs until you can get high enough to forget your alive

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the leafs dwight jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working leafs foliage piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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