Leafs Jokes

Funniest Leafs Short Jokes

Short leafs jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The leafs humour may include short leaves jokes also.

1. I trapped a couple of vegans in my basement. At least I think they're vegan. They keep shouting 'lettuce leaf!'
2. I heard the Toronto Maple Leafs now have the milk board as their sponsor. Now they only have to put in 2% of the effort.
3. A leaf and an emo fall from a tree. Who hits the ground first? The leaf. The rope stopped the emo.
4. Hey, I'm new to this Sub, and think I'm going to have a lot of fun here! said the lettuce leaf foolishly. He was yet to come to terms that he, and eveyone else in this Sub, are going to be eaten.
5. What do the Titanic and The Toronto Maple Leafs have in common... They both look great until they hit the ice.
6. An emo and a leaf were sitting at the top of a tree... they both fall off at the same time? Which one hits the ground first?
   The leaf.
   The emo got caught by the rope.
7. What does a Maple leaf fan do when they win the cup? Turn off their console and go to sleep.
8. I trapped a bunch of vegans in my basement I'm not actually sure if If they're vegans, but they keep shouting lettuce leaf!
9. I turned over a brand new leaf today... the folks at the Nissan dealership were not very happy with me.
10. Why is the Hockey Hall Of Fame situated in Toronto? So that Leafs fans can remember what a Stanley cup looks like.

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Leafs One Liners

Which leafs one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with leafs? I can suggest the ones about toronto maple and fall leaf.

1. Never iron a four leaf clover... You don't want to press your luck.
2. Why shouldn't you iron a 4 leaf clover? You don't want to press your luck!
3. You should never iron a four leaf clover. You don't want to press your luck.
4. I don't believe Canada is real. I think it's all maple leaf.
5. Where's the red light district in Toronto? Behind the Maple Leafs' net.
6. My family was being held captive by a salad It wouldn't lettuce leaf
7. How did the tree feel on the first day of spring? Rel-leafed!
8. What did the tree say when spring arrived? What a re-leaf!
9. Winter is finally over, Spring is here and the trees are full again! What a re-leaf!
10. What falls faster from a tree? A leaf or an emo? The leaf, the rope stops the emo.
11. What do you call a vegetarian with bad gas? A leaf blower
12. How do you know when spring is here? the Leafs are out!
13. What did the tree say to autumn? Leaf me alone.
14. What do you call a treehugger that becomes a prostitue? Leaf blower
15. What will fall on the lawn first? An autumn leaf or a Christmas catalog?

Maple Leafs Jokes

Here is a list of funny maple leafs jokes and even better maple leafs puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Why can't the Maple Leafs have any tea? Because Boston has all the cups!
• How many Toronto Maple Leaf fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Nobody knows.
  They always say they'll do it next year.
• I heard the Toronto Maple Leafs now have the milk board as their sponsor. Now they only have to put in 2% of the effort.
• What do Toronto Maple Leaf fans and Palestinians have in common? They both wish it was 1967.
• What do you get when you cross a groundhog with a Maple Leaf? Six more weeks of hockey.
• I was worried that my maple tree died this winter, but its starting to grow new buds. What a re-leaf!
• TIL that Fred Rogers never got to visit Toronto. He had to use his imagination to travel to the Land of Maple Leafs.
• What does it mean when a groundhog sees a maple leaf on feb. 02? ...six more weeks of bad hockey!
• What's the difference between a Toronto Maple Leafs fan and a 14-year old girl? Nothing. They are both just waiting for the first period to be over.
• The maple leafs are my favourite curling team Always sliding down the ice bumping into the walls and never hitting the bullseye.

Toronto Maple Leafs Jokes

Here is a list of funny toronto maple leafs jokes and even better toronto maple leafs puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What do the Titanic and The Toronto Maple Leafs have in common... The last picture of the Titanic was in Black&White, so was the last picture of the Maple Leafs with the Stanley Cup
• I can't believe the Toronto maple leafs even have a website They can't even put THREE W's together!
• How to fix a broken vacuum. If you ever come a cross a broken vacuum, put a toronto maple leaf hockey jersey on it.
  It will start s**... right away.
• What's the difference between a line of c**... and Toronto Maple Leafs tickets? People would pass up the Leafs tickets.

Cheerful Fun Leafs Jokes for Lovely Laughter

What funny jokes about leafs you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean hockey team jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make leafs pranks.