Leafs Jokes

Funniest Leafs Short Jokes

Short leafs jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The leafs humour may include short toronto maple jokes also.

1. I trapped a couple of vegans in my basement. At least I think they're vegan. They keep shouting 'lettuce leaf!'
2. I heard the Toronto Maple Leafs now have the milk board as their sponsor. Now they only have to put in 2% of the effort.
3. What do the Titanic and The Toronto Maple Leafs have in common... They both look great until they hit the ice.
4. I trapped a bunch of vegans in my basement I'm not actually sure if If they're vegans, but they keep shouting lettuce leaf!
5. I turned over a brand new leaf today... the folks at the Nissan dealership were not very happy with me.
6. Why is the Hockey Hall Of Fame situated in Toronto? So that Leafs fans can remember what a Stanley cup looks like.
7. When vegans have an argument, is it still beef? No. It's leaf.
   (My little cousin has just told me the old joke, and I instantaneously made up the answer. Thought I'd share it with you all!)
8. There was an Irish botanist that was trying to cross a four leaf clover with poison ivy... He was hoping for a rash of good luck.
9. How many Toronto Maple Leaf fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Nobody knows.
   They always say they'll do it next year.
10. Spring has officially arrived in Ontario. The Leafs are out.

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Leafs One Liners

Which leafs one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with leafs? I can suggest the ones about fall leaf and hockey team.

1. Never iron a four leaf clover... You don't want to press your luck.
2. I don't believe Canada is real. I think it's all maple leaf.
3. Where's the red light district in Toronto? Behind the Maple Leafs' net.
4. My family was being held captive by a salad It wouldn't lettuce leaf
5. What did the tree say when spring arrived? What a re-leaf!
6. Winter is finally over, Spring is here and the trees are full again! What a re-leaf!
7. What do you call a vegetarian with bad gas? A leaf blower
8. How do you know when spring is here? the Leafs are out!
9. What will fall on the lawn first? An autumn leaf or a Christmas catalog?
10. Why can't the Maple Leafs have any tea? Because Boston has all the cups!
11. Why does lightning always strike trees? They are the path of leaf resistance.
12. How does loose leaf watch TV? Paper-view
13. What did one autumn leaf say to another? I'm falling for you.
14. They say dracula has turned over a new leaf He's been re-vamped
15. I used to be addicted to raking my lawn. But I'm trying to turn over a new leaf.

Maple Leafs Jokes

Here is a list of funny maple leafs jokes and even better maple leafs puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I heard the Toronto Maple Leafs now have the milk board as their sponsor. Now they only have to put in 2% of the effort.
• What do Toronto Maple Leaf fans and Palestinians have in common? They both wish it was 1967.
• What do you get when you cross a groundhog with a Maple Leaf? Six more weeks of hockey.
• I was worried that my maple tree died this winter, but its starting to grow new buds. What a re-leaf!
• TIL that Fred Rogers never got to visit Toronto. He had to use his imagination to travel to the Land of Maple Leafs.
• What does it mean when a groundhog sees a maple leaf on feb. 02? ...six more weeks of bad hockey!
• What's the difference between a Toronto Maple Leafs fan and a 14-year old girl? Nothing. They are both just waiting for the first period to be over.
• The maple leafs are my favourite curling team Always sliding down the ice bumping into the walls and never hitting the bullseye.
• What do the Titanic and The Toronto Maple Leafs have in common... The last picture of the Titanic was in Black&White, so was the last picture of the Maple Leafs with the Stanley Cup
• What do Maple Leaf players have in common with Abe Lincoln? They can't finish a play.

Cheerful Fun Leafs Jokes for Lovely Laughter

What funny jokes about leafs you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean fall leaves jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make leafs pranks.