The Best 58 Leaf Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Leaf jokes. There are some leaf pollen jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these leaf petal puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Leaf Jokes and Puns

3 little kids, Leafy, Rainy and Bricky.

They were asking their mother about their names.

Leafy asked:

— Mama, why is my name Leafy?

The Mother answered:

— Cause when you were born a Leaf fell on your head

Then Rainy asked:

— Mama, why is my name Rainy?

— Because when your were born, the water from the rain fell on your head

Then Bricky Asked:

SANMAM,,, EHYWY DISIIS HJHHTMHMGM AMENMA BFIJCKCY¿

How does loose leaf watch TV?

Paper-view

I prefer loose leaf paper over plain white paper...

...the plain white stuff is too unruly.

Leaf joke, I prefer loose leaf paper over plain white paper...

The memo

An older man hires a guy every fall and his only job is to use my leaf blower and get the leaves out my yard.

He only pays in checks though. Just so he may write "thanks for the blow" on the memo line.

lettuce jokes

thought I would make up some jokes about lettuce. Just cos

I thought that joke was as bad as the titanic which hit an iceburg

But clearly you guys thought it was a little gem

Unfortunately no more lettuce jokes Romaine

So I'm gonna leaf


A little boy asks his mother; why is my name Feather?

When you where a little baby a feather dropped on your head. The next day her other son walks up to her and asks: 'Mom, Why is my name Leaf?' 'That is because when you where a little baby a leaf fell on your head.' The next morning her last son walks up to his mother and asks: 'aaiaiijhhh jaijahhhuuhhghhhhhh nnggh?' 'Shut up, Fridge.'

What does a Maple leaf fan do when they win the cup?

Turn off their console and go to sleep.

Leaf joke, What does a Maple leaf fan do when they win the cup?

The daughter of the house walks over to her mom and asks:

"Mom. Why is my name Leaf?"

Her mother answers:
"Well, that is because when you were a new born, a leaf landed on your head."

Later the oldest son asks:
"Mom. Why is my name Feather?"

"That is because when you were a new born, a feather landed on your head." The mother answers

Lastly the youngest son walks up to his mother and says: "Ihlaadskleblaødertmakusigalabongilahaudershirp!!"

The mother says: "Please be quiet, refrigerator"

What do Toronto Maple Leaf fans and Palestinians have in common?

They both wish it was 1967.

So a man was going as Adam from Adam and Eve for a Halloween costume.

So he went to a costume shop and asked the lady working there for a leaf to wear, so the lady brought out a leaf and the guy said, "bigger", so the lady brought out another leaf and the man said "bigger" again, this went on a few more times and the lady finally came out and said, "why don't you just throw it over your shoulder and go as a gas pump?"

And that's how people get their names.

Beth has three children.
One day, the youngest asks his mother: "Mom, why is my name Leaf?"
"You see son, when you were born, a leaf fell on your head."
The second child comes in. "Mom, why is my name feather?"
"You see, when you were born, a feather fell on your head."
The third child then comes in to his mother: "HNGHENENNENNEFSJNGDND!!!"
"Be quiet please, Refrigerator."

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Why does lightning always strike trees?

They are the path of leaf resistance.

A guy goes to the doctor with a pain in his rear end

The doctor has a look and says, "This is could be serious, you seem to have a lettuce leaf stuck in there. I can remove it easily enough, but it may just be the tip of the iceberg."

How many Toronto Maple Leaf fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Nobody knows.

They always say they'll do it next year.

A leaf and an emo fall from a tree. Who hits the ground first?

The leaf. The rope stopped the emo.

What falls faster from a tree? A leaf or an emo?

The leaf, the rope stops the emo.

Leaf joke, What falls faster from a tree? A leaf or an emo?

The eldest of three siblings comes up to his mother and asks: "Mommy, mommy, why is my name Leaf?"

"Well, honey," the mother says, "it's because when you were a little baby, a leaf landed on your head."

Satisfied, the child goes away.

Later, the middle child tugs at her mother's hand. "Mommy, mommy, why is my name Feather?"

"Well, darling," the mother says, "it's because when you were a little baby, a feather floated down and landed on your head."

The little girl smiles and goes on her way.

A few moments later the youngest child runs into the room and says: "WARGLBARGLAAHRGLB?"

The mother says: "Shut up, Refrigerator."

What does the tree says in autumn ?

Leaf me alone.

Why didn't the comedian make a tree joke?

He wood have, but he decided to leaf it to other branches of the community.


A Leaf and an Emo Person Both Fall From a Tree.

What lands first?

The leaf, a rope stopped the emo.

I just got subscription to a Magazine About lettuce...

...I mean, It's fun to leaf through, and full of crisp facts -*And that's just issue 1!* The publishers assure me that it's only the tip of the iceberg! Gee, I can't wait for issue 2 to see what facts romaine!

In the Garden of Eden, Eve wore a fig leaf. Do you know what Adam wore?

A hole in it.

Never iron a four leaf clover...

You don't want to press your luck.

What do you call a vegetarian with bad gas?

A leaf blower

What did the plant say to the vegan?

Leaf me alone.

What did Adam say when he broke up with Eve?

I'm turning over a new leaf.

A little girl asks her mother why her name is Feather

"You see, daughter - when you were born, a feather blew in through the window and landed on your head." she replies.

"Then why is my name Leaf?" Asked her little brother. "You see," replied his mother - "when you were born, a leaf blew in through the window and landed on your head."

In comes the youngest brother, and yells:

"BLARRRG BLARR BLARR!"

His mother calmly replies,

"Please be quiet, Refrigerator."

I'm tired of people talking about how strong ants are.

I can pick up a leaf too, who cares.

I got fired from my job of making leaf blowers...

because they all sucked.

If a teacup holds tea and a coffee cup holds coffee then what does a peecup hold?

Three Mexicans, a lawn mower, two leaf blowers and a half dozen rakes will fit in a peecup (pickup with Spanish accent).

An emo and a leaf were sitting at the top of a tree...

they both fall off at the same time? Which one hits the ground first?
The leaf.
The emo got caught by the rope.

What do you call a Canadian prostitute?

A leaf blower

My family was being held captive by a salad

It wouldn't lettuce leaf

What do you call a salad leaf that constantly works out?

Shredded lettuce

How does an elephant get down from a tree?

It sits on a leaf and waits for autumn.

I used to be addicted to raking my lawn.

But I'm trying to turn over a new leaf.

Eve wore a fig leaf in the garden but what did Adam wear?

He wore a hole in that fig leaf.

What do you call a treehugger that becomes a prostitue?

Leaf blower

One morning, a little girl goes into the living room and asks her mother...

"Why did you name me Rose, mom?"

Mom says, "As we we leaving the hospital after you were born, a rose petal fell on your head. So we named you Rose."

The daughter says, "Is that why my little brother is named Leaf and little sister is named Rain?"

"Yes," Mom says. "Exactly."

A fourth child pipes up from beside them. "DARGLE BUBPHHH BIBI MMMMOOMOOO!"

"Quiet, Brick!" Mom says.

My boyfriend bought me a diamond ring

The stone was cut in the shape of a four leaf clover. I wore it every day.

I got curious and had it valued at a jeweller's. Unfortunately my boyfriend had been swindled, as the diamond was actually a cubic zirconia.

It was a sham rock.

I had to return my leaf blower

It sucks

My electric car fell off a cliff

But it was ok, because it fell like a leaf.

I turned over a brand new leaf today...

the folks at the Nissan dealership were not very happy with me.

I trapped a bunch of vegans in my basement

I'm not actually sure if If they're vegans, but they keep shouting lettuce leaf!

When vegans have an argument, is it still beef?

No. It's leaf.

(My little cousin has just told me the old joke, and I instantaneously made up the answer. Thought I'd share it with you all!)

My leaf blower doesn't work

It just sucks!

How to fix a broken vacuum.

If you ever come a cross a broken vacuum, put a toronto maple leaf hockey jersey on it.

It will start sucking right away.

Why is the forest floor covered in leaf litter?

Because nature abhors a vacuum

An emo and a leaf jump off a tree. Which one falls first?

The leaf. The rope stopped the emo

There was one a girl called autumn

She once asked her mom
mom why am I called autumn?
her mom then said
when you were leaving the hospital a crisp
autumn leaf fell on your head
this makes rose curious so she asks the same thing
mom where did my name come from and the mom says while we were leaving the hospital a rose fell on your head
This of course prompts cinderblock to ask the same thing dykcsuoknnvcxsaetuiokmbvxawehk she says

I just took a leaflet from the mailbox informing me that I can have sex at 73.

That is so wonderful because I live at 71.

What should you do if you run out of toilet paper in the wilderness?

Take a leaf out of Bear Grylls' book.

What do you call a cup of leaf juice that doesn't want to be a dad?

Absent-tea parent.

What do you call an aged leaf drink?

Maturi-Tea

They say dracula has turned over a new leaf

He's been re-vamped

Adam and Eve

If Eve wore a fig leaf, what did Adam wear?

A hole in it!

Hey, I'm new to this Sub, and think I'm going to have a lot of fun here!

said the lettuce leaf foolishly. He was yet to come to terms that he, and eveyone else in this Sub, are going to be eaten.

I don't believe Canada is real.

I think it's all maple leaf.

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