Leadership Jokes

26 leadership jokes and hilarious leadership puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about leadership that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Leadership Short Jokes

Short leadership jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The leadership humour may include short presidency jokes also.

  1. The interviewer asked me to show him an example of leadership skills. "OK," I replied. "I'm hired."
  2. I was in a job interview. The man asked me to show him an example of leadership skills.
    "OK," I replied. "I'm hired."
  3. Why doesn't Donald Trump compare his leadership to Steve Jobs? Even *he* knows not to compare Apples and oranges.
  4. My grandfather would be very happy with what Boris Johnson's leadership has done to Britain. But then again, he was in the SS.
  5. I heard that roles in leadership positions are good jobs... ...but tell that to Kim Jong Un, he's a dictator with a failing Korea
  6. What is the proper term for a nation without coherent leadership? Unpresidented
    The United States is currently in an unpresidented situation.
  7. My boss asked me whether I see myself working in a leadership position next year. I mean, how should I know that? I don't have 2020 vision.
  8. Chess is the only game which reflects on the poor state of male leadership The poor king can take only one step at a time.
  9. A Navy commander once told me that leadership in the Navy is about two things: 1. Leader
    2. Ship
  10. The fastest, most effective way to learn about servant leadership is to take a puppy for a walk.

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Leadership One Liners

Which leadership one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with leadership? I can suggest the ones about follow the leader and team lead.

  1. Russian leadership has gotten so bad that even mystics are mocking it They razz Putin.
  2. The Confederacy had some top-tier military leadership General Lee speaking.
  3. The most important quality for Americas leadership. America needs a hero who Ken Bone.
  4. What disease is extremely contagious among Catholic leadership? Porkin'sons.
  5. Grenade toss: How do you measure leadership? 1.75 pints at a time.
  6. What's the highlight of UK politics in 2018? strong and stable leadership
  7. Subscribe to Optimus Prime World saving leadership with guaranteed next day delivery
  8. What does a woman in a leadership role have? Authorititties
  9. The biggest problem with Hillary Clinton is leadership... Isn't an STD.
  10. Ellen Pao's leadership skills

Leadership joke, Ellen Pao's leadership skills

Howlingly Hilarious Leadership Jokes for an Unforgettable Evening

What funny jokes about leadership you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean responsibility jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make leadership pranks.

Old soviet joke

The new soviet leader has just taken power.
The former leaders says to him 'I have left you two letters. When you get into problems open the first letter. If you still have problems open the second letter .
About 1 year into his leadership things are going badly for the new guy. He then remembers the words of the former leader and opens the first letter, which reads 'blame all your problems on me'. The new guy does this and everything is fine for a little while.
But sadly things go from bad to worse, so he opens the second letter, which reads 'sit down and write two letters'.

The Washington r**... finally decided to drop their offensive name.

Dan Snyder, owner of the NFL r**..., has announced that the team is dropping "Washington" from the team name, and it will henceforth be simply known as, "The r**...." It was reported that he finds the word "Washington" imparts a negative image of poor leadership, mismanagement, corruption, cheating, lying, and graft, and is not a fitting role-model for young fans of football.

So a recently separated veteran gets a civilian job.

He does a wonderful job, but there's only one problem: he always shows up late.
So his boss takes him aside and asks him, "Weren't you in the military? What would your leadership say if you were late?"
The veteran replies, "They'd say, 'Good morning, Sergeant Major. Your coffee's on your desk.'"

David Cameron.

What do you call David Cameron when he enters the houses of parliament? An inside joke.
What do you call David Cameron when he's late for the bus? A running joke.
What do you call David Cameron's leadership skills? A bad joke.

Recent studies have shown that...

Recent studies have shown that both genders reply differently to certain questions.
For example, if you ask a woman "Why do women make better leaders than men?", they'll usually reply "Because women have better leadership."
But if you ask men the same question...
"Because a man will do anything to get a woman to shut up."

March 2023, one year into the Ukraine war

A scowling man said to himself as he walked: No hamburgers, no coffee, not even toiletries...
At this time, police in plainclothes came over and whispered to him: I warn you, if you slander great Russia under Putin's leadership like this, I will hit you with a p**... on the head!
The man looked at him and continued to talk to himself: Look, no bullets.

Leadership joke, My boss asked me whether I see myself working in a leadership position next year.