Lead Singer Jokes

49 lead singer jokes and hilarious lead singer puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about lead singer that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Funniest Lead Singer Short Jokes

Short lead singer jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The lead singer humour may include short pop singer jokes also.

  1. I like metal bands with female lead singers... Something about women screaming makes me rock hard.
  2. How do you know when there's a lead singer on your porch? They can't find the right key and don't know when to come in.
  3. What did Dave Grohl, lead singer of the Foo Fighters, say after his sandwich was stolen? There goes my hero!
  4. Why did the lead singer of system of a down get in to the food industry? Because of his self-righteous soup-n-sides
  5. The lead singer of Disturbed has Covid-19 He is really down with the sickness
    Thanks for the gold!!
  6. I like rock bands named after their lead singers Like Marilyn Manson, Alice Cooper, and Tool.
  7. I have a photograph of me and the lead singer of REM .... That's me in the corner and that's him in the spotlight.
  8. Why did the lead singer of Drowning Pool lose his job at Starbucks? HE LET BISCOTTI HIT THE FLOOR
  9. A bunch of 80s action stars dressed up as Skid Row for Halloween but they couldn't figure out who would be the lead singer. But Arnold Schwarzenegger said "I'll be Bach"
  10. I used to date the lead singer of the cranberries Until i found out she was cheating on me....turns out she had some turkey on the side. :D

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Lead Singer One Liners

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  1. How does the lead singer of Nickelback prove his identity? "Look at this photograph"
  2. I just met the lead singer of Mushroomhead He seems like a fungi
  3. Why is Perl Jam's new lead singer fat free? They couldn't find a Butter Man!
  4. A drummer with no feet spoke poorly of the lead singer. His articulations were baseless.
  5. If the drummer is also the lead singer... ... Whose couch does he sleep on?
  6. Why does the lead singer of Sublime hate tennis? Cause love is what I got
  7. What do you call it when the lead singer of U2 fights with himself? Bono-y-Bono
  8. Why did Chester Bennington commit s**...? Cause he was the lead singer of Linkin Park

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My Chemical Romance talked about reuniting without their lead singer...

But then they decided there would be no Way

Kanye and Kim name their first child North West... hopes that it will one day be the lead singer for One Direction

Did you hear that the lead singer of Foreigner was killed in an attractive gang member?

Yeah, he was Hot Blooded

Jerusalem by Don McLean

I think the song could be greatly improved if at the line: All roads lead to you, the singer shakes a fist and yells out Take that, Rome!

I was at a rock and roll concert...

...and the lead singer came up and said: "how many of you feel human being tonight?"
Then he said: "how many of you feel like animals?"
And everyone cheered after the animals part.
But I cheered after the human beings part because I did not know there was a second part to the question. - Mitch Hedberg

Who would win a football game between the 1989 Raiders and a team full of U2 lead singers?


I remember when I used to hang out with the lead singer for Limp Bizkit...

They were the Fredst of times, they were the Durst of times.

Has anyone hear heard from the lead singer of KISS?

I was wondering if they had a recessive Gene.

I'm really gettting into the music of Nirvana.

Love those guys. Especially the lead singer. He was mind-blowing.

What did the lead singer of Queen say when he saw his shadow?

"I see a little silhouetto of a man!"

I thought the short guy who was dressed up as the lead singer of Nirvana was really polite.

After speaking with him I realized he was a little Kurt.

What did the lead singer of Depeche Mode say to the son of God when he asked for his own army?

Your own personnel, Jesus.

The lead singer of the Cranberries has passed away.

Leading to millions of people screaming Zombie.

The Lead Singer of The Cranberries Died Today

I wonder if she'll become a zombie, zombie, zombie

A lead singer gets blown by a big fan backstage at the end of a concert and all the band members find him n**....

Group: Ewww! Get a room!
Singer: I would if you could fit three blades the size of a jet engine into my living room!

TIL listening to metal music can give you heavy metal poisoning

It's because of the lead singer.

Why was the lead singer of Queen called Freddy Mercury?

Freddy Uranus would have been much better.

The lead singer of Smash Mouth is up late with a friend.

The lead singer of Smash Mouth is up late with a friend. His wife's not home; the past few nights she's returned past midnight with increasingly elaborate alibis. He's getting frustrated; he loves her, but he's not sure he can keep giving her the benefit of the doubt. His friend asks what he's going to do when she shows up. His face contorts in frustration. "When I see her face..."
He softens.
"Imma believe 'er."

So sad to hear the former lead singer of fleetwood Mac has emphysema.

Wheezy Nicks was always one of my favorite singers.
/disclaimer: I have no idea what her real medical condition is.

I heard the Greta Van Fleet had to cancel the rest of their US tour. The lead singer pulled his hernia.

From lifting too many Led Zeppelin songs.

What do you call a cyborg who's also the lead singer of a Nu Metal band?

A White Noise Machine

Dexter Holland wasn't always lead singer of the Offspring

Long ago he was in the seafood industry. He had a job shucking oysters for a restaurant. Anyway, one day he sees an ad for a competition in oyster shucking, but it is a team challenge. He shows up solo, and knows he won't be let in. His confidence is low at this point, but he still signs up. The attendant notices he only writes down one name, and asks why, to which Dexter replies:
"I'm just a shucker with no shellfish team"

The community theater recently posted auditions for Aladdin and a Christmas play

On audition day, local news reporter Thi Xix Hao spotted someone crying outside the audition room.
What's wrong? he asked.
The dejected man looked up. You look familiar he said.
I am local news reporter, Thi Xix Hao. You also look familiar to me
I am Chad Kroeger, lead singer of Nickelback the man said in between sobs.
Ah said Thi Xix Hao. So what troubles you?
Never made it as a wiseman. Couldn't cut it as a poor man stealing. And, Thi Xix Hao, you remind me…