Lead Poisoning Jokes

13 lead poisoning jokes and hilarious lead poisoning puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about lead poisoning that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Funniest Lead Poisoning Short Jokes

Short lead poisoning jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The lead poisoning humour may include short lead lined jokes also.

  1. Did you hear about the chemist who died of lead poisoning? He tried to make himself a Pb&J sandwich
  2. Why did the chemist die after making himself a Pb & Jelly sandwich? He got lead poisoning.
  3. Why do they make bullets out of lead? Don't they know that people die from lead poisoning?
  4. A band visited the Chernobyl Exclusion Zone without a guide. Everyone suffered from radiation poisoning, except the lead guitarist.
  5. Charlie Kirk, Ayn Rand and Gary Johnson walk into a bar. They all die of lead poisoning because there's no goverment to regulate how much lead the barman is allowed to put into his drinks.
  6. A water inspector got a lethal lead poisoning... Before dying he said: "It tastes... Irony"
  7. TIL listening to metal music can give you heavy metal poisoning It's because of the lead singer.
  8. How can a Pb & Jelly sandwich make you sick even though you don't have a peanut allergy? Lead poisoning
  9. Always wash your hands at the shooting range before you go pee. You don't want your girlfriend to get lead poisoning!

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Lead Poisoning One Liners

Which lead poisoning one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with lead poisoning? I can suggest the ones about food poisoning and lead.

  1. I made my dad a Pb and jam sandwich He died of Lead poisoning.
  2. Why dont you take Pb&J from a Scientist? You'll get lead poisoning!

Lead Poisoning Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about lead poisoning you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean poison jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make lead poisoning pranks.