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What's the difference between a lead guitarist and a t**...?

You can actually negotiate with a t**....

How many lead guitarists does it take to change a light bulb?

100; 1 to do it, and 99 to say "I could do that."

Why did the lead guitarist get sent to prison?

for f**... a minor

A band visited the Chernobyl Exclusion Zone without a guide.

Everyone suffered from radiation poisoning, except the lead guitarist.

A date with the lead guitarist

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This groupie finally got a date with the lead guitarist of her band.
The next day, her friends asked her how things went. "Well", she replied, "it was frustrating... the guy spent half his time tuning up and the other half playing out of rhythm."

How many lead guitarists does it take to change lightbulb?

One. He just stands there with the lightbulb and the whole world revolves around him.

Knock knock

Who's there?
Pete Townshend was lead guitarist for the.
Pete Townshend was lead guitarist for the who?
Yes.

How much talent did the lead guitarist of Cream have?

A Clap-Ton.

What did Ozzy Osbourne say when his lead guitarist died?

"Where we're going, we don't need Rhoads!"

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