Le Mans Jokes

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An American man meets a woman while on a business trip to Paris. She barely speaks any English, but their date goes well...

During s**..., she is moaning and basically screaming C'est le mauvais trou . He is emboldened and confident, seeing how much he's pleasing her. Over and over again, C'est le mauvais trou!
The next day, he's playing golf with a client who hits an amazing hole in one. Eager to use his new compliment, the man says C'est le mauvais trou!
The client replies What the h**... do you mean that's the wrong hole?!

Walking through Paris, I noticed a young man sitting on a bench sobbing. I sat down beside him and softly said, "le monde". He raised his head, looked me in the eyes and said,

"That means the world to me."

What's your favourite race?

Mine is the Le Mans

There's a fly in my soup !

Man on holiday in Paris goes to a restaurant and orders his dinner. When the soup arrives he finds a fly in the soup.
He calls the waiter over, and mustering his best French says:
Garcon, voici le mouche !
The waiter looks at the soup for a moment and then replies (in his best English) :
Monsieur, it's "la mouche".
The man replies:
OK, have it your own way. But you must have incredible eyesight !

Man: bacon. Other man: le epic style

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A couple went to a s**... therapist...

... and the man asked the doctor, "Will you watch us having s**..., for your expert analysis?" The doctor looked puzzled, but agreed. When the couple finished, the doctor said, "There's nothing wrong with the way you have i**...,"and charged them Rs.300.
This happened several weeks in a row. The couple would make an appointment, have s**... with no problems, pay the doctor and then leave.
Finally the doctor asked, "What exactly can I help you with?"
The man replied, "We're not trying to find out anything. She's married and we can't go to her house. I'm married and we can't go to my house. The Oberoi charges Rs. 5,000 per room, the Taj charges Rs.4,000, the Le Meridian charges Rs.2,500. We do it here for Rs.300, and I get that money back from MediClaim."

Man walks into a bar and sits next to another customer.

Bartender comes over and says to the new customer, "what can I get you?"
Customer says "bourbon and coke."
Bartender looks at first customer and says another "beer j**...?"
He says nods his head yes.
10 minutes later bartender comes back to check to see if customer wants another bourbon and coke and customer says "sure."
Bartender looks at first customer and says "another beer j**...?"
And customer nods yes.
Bourbon and coke customer says to beer customer, "Man you are the customer, don't le t that bartender talk to you like that."
Beer customer says "it's ok he al, he al, He always calls me that!"

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