Lazy People Jokes
70 lazy people jokes and hilarious lazy people puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about lazy people that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Lazy People Short Jokes
Short lazy people jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The lazy people humour may include short laziness jokes also.
- A recent worldwide survey showed that out of 2,146,703,436 people, 94% were too lazy to actually read that number.
- I used to date a girl with a lazy eye... but I dumped her because she kept seeing people on the side.
- My girlfriend recently developed a lazy eye. I think she started seeing people on the side.
- People keep pushing me around and calling me lazy... I don't care what they say though this wheelchair is the best thing I ever bought!
- I once had a girlfriend who had a lazy eye... I had to dump her because she was seeing other people.
- Lazy People Fact #5812672793 You were too lazy to read that number
- A recent worldwide survey showed... A recent worldwide survey showed that out of 7,146,703,436 people, 94% were too lazy to actually read that number.
- Recent studies found out of 2,987,530,168 people 97% were too lazy to read the entire number.
- People call me lazy because I sleep 13 hours a day But to be fair, Jesus slept for three days straight and that started a religion.
- I don't get how someone can hate on lazy people... ...they didn't do anything
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Lazy People One Liners
Which lazy people one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with lazy people? I can suggest the ones about lazy and laziest.
- Lazy people fact #4564321564 You were too lazy to read that number.
- there's no need to be angry at lazy people they didn't do anything.
- Facts About Lazy People #389479305784 You were too lazy to read that number
- Don't be mad at lazy people. They didn't do anything.
- Why can't people with a lazy eye be teachers? They can't control their pupils!
- Why are people so angry at lazy people? We haven't done anything???
- What's with the hate towards lazy people? They haven't done anything!
- What do you call a country full of lazy people? A procrastination
- Why is there so much hate for lazy people? I mean, they didn't even do anything.
- Why do everyone hate lazy people I mean we didn't do anything
- What kind of exercise do lazy people do? Diddly-squats.
- whats the best exercise for lazy people? diddly squats
- Why are you guys getting so mad at lazy people? Theyre not doing anything
- Lazy people fact #2048290320389220192842991 You were too lazy to read that number.
- What kind of work out do lazy people do? Diddly-squats
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What funny jokes about lazy people you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean so lazy jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make lazy people pranks.
The people who create math worksheets are so lazy.
They create a bunch of problems and expect other people to solve it for them.
Grandmas and lawyers
Lawyers should never ask grandmas a question if they aren't prepared for the answer!
In a trial, a small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, an elderly grandmother to the stand.
He approached her and asked; "Mrs. Jones, do you know me?"
She responded, "Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a young boy, and frankly, you're a big disappointment to me.. You lie, cheat on your wife, manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you never will amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you.."
The lawyer was stunned! Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney (the opponent's lawyer)?"
She again replied, "Why, yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster. He's lazy, bigoted, and has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone and his law practice is one of the worst in the state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. One of them was your wife. ..Yes I know him."
The defense attorney almost died.The judge asked both lawyers to approach the bench and in a quiet voice said: "If either of you rascals asks her if she knows me, I'll send you to jail for contempt of court !!!"
How many lazy people does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Count for yourself...
God calls in an Albanian, a Grecian, and a Serbian for a quick reckoning.
God has realized that things aren't going so well in the general vicinity of the Balkans so he calls up an Albanian, a Grecian, and a Serbian to convince them to change their ways.
First he calls in the Grecian and says to them, "Your people have become so lazy in recent years! You're ruining everything I gave you! If you don't clean up your act, I'm going to push this here button and rain judgment on all of you." The Grecian runs out crying and afraid for the future of their people.
The Serbian is called in and God says, "Your people have been really aggressive and racist in recent years! You're ruining everything I gave you! If you don't clean up your act, I'm going to push this here button and rain judgment on all of you." The Serbian runs out fuming and angered about the future of their people.
The Albanian is finally called in and God says, "Your people are such thieves! You're stealing everything I gave to everyone else! If you don't clean up your act, I'm going to push this here button and rain judgment on all of you." The Albanian comes out smiling and the Grecian and Serbian ask them, "Didn't God say he would rain judgment on your people? Why are you smiling?"
To which the Albanian replies, "Yeah of course he did! But don't tell anyone that I've stolen his button."
I go to the Jim every morning
Are you thin? Are you overweight? Are you fighting the battle of the bulge? Do you have a sedentary lifestyle? Are you plain lazy? Do you have someone or the other always telling you to go to the gym?
Here's something for you...
"Instead of calling my bathroom the John, I call it the Jim.
That way it sounds a lot better when I tell people I go to the Jim first thing every morning :-)"
Older people have told that my generation is all lazy and irresponsible...
...but at least we don't broad generalizations.
Because of my cake here are a few physics jokes...
1.) Two kittens are on a roof which one falls off first?
The one with the lowest mew.
2.) what happens to electrons and they lose all the energy?
They become Bohred
3.) People call me lazy but I am just overflowing with potential energy.
4.) Did you hear about the man that was cooled absolute zero?
He is 0k now.
5.) I hear Chemistry jokes periodically, but Physics jokes have more potential.
6.) My Chemistry teacher threw Sodium Chlorite at me, is that considered a salt?
7.) √−1 2³ Σ π
It was very delicious.
Hope you enjoyed them.
People who process expired passports are so lazy
they're always cutting corners.
(Joel Dommett)
There's a stereotype that black people are lazy.
I don't know if that's true, but I know white people went all the way to Africa to get out of doing work.
Science!
A recent scientific study showed that out of 2,293,618,367 people, 94% are too lazy to actually read that number.
A recent study shows that out of 2,385,529,627 people.
85% were too lazy too read that number.
Tortillas are the best food for lazy people
You can throw pretty much anything inside them and call it a wrap.
People ask me if it's difficult dating a girl with a lazy eye
Not really I say, I just look past it.
They say self-wearing clothes are for lazy people.
Suit yourselves!
Why don't lazy people like cooking a stir-fry?
Because they have to do a lot of wok-ing
Why are people so annoyed with lazy people?
They're not even doing anything!
People call me lazy but really
Would you like to see my BBC?
It's a lazy fat cat and keeps superstitious people away.
Did you hear about the lazy man who only has s**... with midgets?
He tends to do very little, people
Please stop the hate on the lazy people
They didn't do anything at all
I don't hate lazy people anymore.
Found someone else who does it for me.
I don't understand why people are mad at lazy people
They didn't even do anything in the first place
I've heard that 'obsessed' is a word lazy people use to describe 'dedication.'
But I would never call my wife lazy.
People from the neighborhood were complaining that their mailman was being super lazy.
He was making all the babies, but the doctor was doing all of the deliveries.
Lazy people find the most strangest reasons not to do something.
I would make a list but, it's Monday and I just fed the cats.
Lazy people
Statistics show that there are exactly 87345091
lazy people in the world who even didnt read the entire number.
Dont go back you're one of them now!
Why do people hate lazy people??
They didn't do anything
Why all the hate against lazy people?
They've done nothing to deserve it...
I learned not to be mad at lazy people.
Because they didn't do anything.
3 jokes instead of 3 layers of cake. Let's go!
What is at the bottom of the sea and twitches?
A nervous wreck
Where are all average things made?
The Satisfactory
What kind of exercise do lazy people do?
Diddly Squats
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