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father to his adopted son: "what is the limit of laziness?"
son: "having an adopted son"
What did you win?
Atrophy
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Laziness is the art of taking rest before getting tired. lol
I got atrophy.
Shear laziness.
I won atrophy.
Once it lies down, it becomes infinite.
Adoption.
Laziness pays off now
I'd make someone go get it for me.
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... I'd want to finish 4th so I wouldn't have to climb the medals podium...
. I would send someone else to get it.
Having a remote control for your remote control.
What, you've never heard of To Rest Syndrome?
it is lost forever.
So men with 1000 *hackrow* will be workaholic vice versa.
How lazy are you?
I don't feel like switching it right now.
I would eventually have enough money to stay that way
so that I wouldn't get up on the pedestal to get that medal.
I would
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"Yes," he said.
"That's great! Now could you please place it in my mouth?"
Unfortunately nobody has bothered to read the article.
I'd come in fourth so I wouldn't have to walk up to the podium.
The moment when you don't even bother to shiver.
So I'm gonna try and sleep it off for the next few days.
Then laziness must be the drunk uncle with inventions like the remote control, la-z-boy, and the clapper.
The angle of the recliner.
The accountant printed out 50 absolutely clean sheets on the printer. To the question Why? , she replied that she needed 50 blank sheets, and she did not want to count them manually.
I would've placed 4th so I wouldn't have to climb the winners' stairs
The art of taking rest before getting tired. Because prevention is better than cure.
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