Laziest Jokes

33 laziest jokes and hilarious laziest puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about laziest that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Funniest Laziest Short Jokes

Short laziest jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The laziest humour may include short laziness jokes also.

  1. My granddad used to say "Pick a card, any card." He was the laziest employee Hallmark ever had…
  2. Sociologists say that social media is creating the laziest generation ever. I expressed my opinion in great detail by hitting the Like button.
  3. I'm the laziest baker ever, so I was actually happy when someone stole my sourdough. Whoever it was, I'm sure they knead it more than I did.
  4. I think that laziest animals must be the animals in the seas. There is Sawshark, Hammerheadshark, Electric eel. Still not a single one house completed.
  5. Why did the laziest person at the factory keep a cucumber in their pocket? They wanted everyone to think they were working hard.
  6. What's something that not even the laziest college student would dare procrastinate? Diarrhea.
  7. It is said that the smartest people are the laziest.. Just look at the late, great Stephen Hawking.
  8. My dad's one of the laziest guys I know He's slept more than my great grandad and he's been dead for 60 years.
  9. If there was an award for being the laziest guy ever I would send someone else to get it for me.
  10. I'm the laziest man to ever walk the Earth. Truth be told, I actually drove through Africa.

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Laziest One Liners

Which laziest one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with laziest? I can suggest the ones about lazy people and so lazy.

  1. What did the laziest man in the world win? Atrophy.
  2. Who is the laziest person in a Chinese restaurant? Susan
  3. Want to know the easiest and laziest way to write subtitles? \[inaudible\]
  4. Why is U the laziest letter? It never stops watching T V
  5. What is the laziest, most apathetic letter in the alphabet? Lethargy.
  6. What's the name of the laziest doctor in town? Dr. Dolittle
  7. What's the laziest food? Bread. It likes to "loaf" around.
  8. Snooker players are the laziest sportspeople in the world ... ... constantly need rests.
  9. My teacher said i was the laziest person ever.... I almost replied
  10. The laziest person in the world.? The one who came up with the name 'fireplace' -_-
  11. I won the prize for laziest person a live... I got a-trophy
  12. Who's the laziest doctor at the hospital? ''Doctor Dolittle.''

Laziest joke, Who's the laziest doctor at the hospital?

Playful Laziest Jokes to Add Joy and Laughter to Your Group

What funny jokes about laziest you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean i am lazy jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make laziest pranks.

Of all the racial slurs, "c**..." has to be the laziest.

A black guy probably came up with it...

A sergeant was addressing a squad of 25 and said...

" I have a nice eaaasy job for the laziest man here, put up your hand if you are the leaziest "
24 men raised their hands. And the sergeant asked the other man :
" Why didn't you raise your hand ?"
the man replied : " Too much trouble raising the hand, Serg ! "

Officer: I have an easy job for the laziest man here.

Officer: I have an easy job for the laziest man here. Put up your hand if you are the laziest.
Out of the 25 recruits, 24 raised their hands.
Officer: why didn't you raise your hand?
The One: Too much trouble raising the hand, Sir.

Who is the laziest person in class?

Father: Well, Tom, I asked to your teacher today, and now I want to ask you a question. Who is the laziest person in your class? 
Tom: I don't know, father.
Father: Oh, yes, you do! Think! When other boys and girls are doing and writing, who sits in the class and only watches how other people work?
Tom: Our teacher, father.

Laziest Of All

A site foreman had ten very lazy men working for him, so one day he decided to trick them into doing some work for a change.
I've got a really easy job today for the laziest one among you, he
announced. Will the laziest man please put his hand up?
Nine hands went up.
Why didn't you put your hand up? he asked the tenth man.
Too much trouble, came the reply.

It could be worst...

The father is mad at his son:
- The teacher said you're the worst, laziest, stupidest student in your 20 people class.
- It could he worst - the son replied.
- Worst how?
- It could have been a 40 people class.

Laziest joke, It is said that the smartest people are the laziest..