The Best 22 Laziest Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Laziest jokes. There are some laziest academy jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these laziest prize puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Laziest Jokes and Puns

What did the laziest man in the world win?


Of all the racial slurs, "chinaman" has to be the laziest.

A black guy probably came up with it...

My granddad used to say "Pick a card, any card."

He was the laziest employee Hallmark ever had…

Laziest joke, My granddad used to say "Pick a card, any card."

Want to know the easiest and laziest way to write subtitles?


Sociologists say that social media is creating the laziest generation ever.

I expressed my opinion in great detail by hitting the Like button.

A sergeant was addressing a squad of 25 and said...

" I have a nice eaaasy job for the laziest man here, put up your hand if you are the leaziest "

24 men raised their hands. And the sergeant asked the other man :

" Why didn't you raise your hand ?"

the man replied : " Too much trouble raising the hand, Serg ! "

Officer: I have an easy job for the laziest man here.

Officer: I have an easy job for the laziest man here. Put up your hand if you are the laziest.

Out of the 25 recruits, 24 raised their hands.

Officer: why didn't you raise your hand?

The One: Too much trouble raising the hand, Sir.

Laziest joke, Officer: I have an easy job for the laziest man here.

I think that laziest animals must be the animals in the seas.

There is Sawshark, Hammerheadshark, Electric eel. Still not a single one house completed.

Who is the laziest person in class?

Father: Well, Tom, I asked to your teacher today, and now I want to ask you a question. Who is the laziest person in your class? 

Tom: I don't know, father.

Father: Oh, yes, you do! Think! When other boys and girls are doing and writing, who sits in the class and only watches how other people work?

Tom: Our teacher, father.

Laziest Of All

A site foreman had ten very lazy men working for him, so one day he decided to trick them into doing some work for a change.

I've got a really easy job today for the laziest one among you, he
announced. Will the laziest man please put his hand up?
Nine hands went up.
Why didn't you put your hand up? he asked the tenth man.

Too much trouble, came the reply.

Why is U the laziest letter?

It never stops watching T V

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It could be worst...

The father is mad at his son:

- The teacher said you're the worst, laziest, stupidest student in your 20 people class.

- It could he worst - the son replied.

- Worst how?

- It could have been a 40 people class.

What is the laziest, most apathetic letter in the alphabet?


Why did the laziest person at the factory keep a cucumber in their pocket?

They wanted everyone to think they were working hard.

What's the name of the laziest doctor in town?

Dr. Dolittle

What's the laziest food?

Bread. It likes to "loaf" around.

Laziest joke, What's the laziest food?

Snooker players are the laziest sportspeople in the world ...

... constantly need rests.

What's something that not even the laziest college student would dare procrastinate?


It is said that the smartest people are the laziest..

Just look at the late, great Stephen Hawking.

My teacher said i was the laziest person ever....

I almost replied

My dad's one of the laziest guys I know

He's slept more than my great grandad and he's been dead for 60 years.

If there was an award for being the laziest guy ever

I would send someone else to get it for me.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the laziest squad jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working laziest laziness piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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