Lazarus Jokes

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God and Lazarus

God said to Lazarus, "Come forth, and receive eternal life!"
However, Lazarus came fifth and received a toaster.

Jesus and Lazarus are playing poker. Jesus says...

I'll see you and I'll raise you.

Jesus said to Lazarus come forth

But he tripped and come fifth

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