Lays Potato Chips Jokes

25 lays potato chips jokes and hilarious lays potato chips puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about lays potato chips that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Funniest Lays Potato Chips Short Jokes

Short lays potato chips jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The lays potato chips humour may include short potato chips jokes also.

  1. What do a bag of Lay's potato chips and the Milky Way have in common? They're both mostly empty space.
  2. A male potato chip steps up to the bar and buys a drink. He sees two female potato chips sitting nearby. He says to the one female potato chip, "Excuse me. Are you Herr's or Frito Lay?"
  3. The founder of the Lays potato chip company came to Hawaii the other day. As a welcoming gift, we gave him leis.
  4. A potato chip walks into a club... He sees a nice looking corn chip sitting at the bar. He goes up to her and asks " Are you frito-lay?" She says "No, 50 dollars."
  5. My friend brags about having s**... with potato chips He keeps on telling me how many lays he's had.
  6. What do m**... and Lay's potato chips have in common? It's hard to stop with just one.
    From Under the Dome (the book).

Share These Lays Potato Chips Jokes With Friends

Lays Potato Chips One Liners

Which lays potato chips one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with lays potato chips? I can suggest the ones about lay potato and lays chips.

  1. How does a male potato chip mate with a female potato chip? He Lay's on her.
  2. Why did the potato go to the chip factory? It was trying to get Lay-ed
  3. What brand of potato chip do Matadors prefer? "Oh Lays"
  4. A boy potato chip asks a girl potato chip "are you Wise or are you Frito-Lay?"
  5. Why should you eat potato chips? Cause you might get Lay'ed
  6. What did the potato chip say to the battery?
    If you're Eveready, I'm Frito Lay.
  7. If I were making a new planet... Its atmosphere would be Lay's Potato Chips.
  8. What do you call a s**... potato chip? A Free-to-lay
  9. d**... are like LAYS potato chips... No one ever s**... JUST ONE!!

Lays Potato Chips Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about lays potato chips you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean chips jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make lays potato chips pranks.

Version of previous post.

One of the patrons at a bar opened a bag of potato chips and gave it to the bartender's dog. When the dog ate the contents of the bag, he lay down and started grooming his g**.... A guy says to his friend ''I wish I could do that.'' The friend replies ''Well give him a chip and maybe he will let you.''