The Best 9 Layin Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Layin jokes. There are some layin eldest jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these layin layed puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Layin Jokes and Puns

I'm laying in bed reading a book, when my dad walks in with a tape measure...

About five feet away from me he stops and starts pushing the tape out to me.

It gets closer and closer until it eventually pushes against my cheek.

I ask him "What are you doing?"

"I'm measuring your patience."

I was laying on my SO's chest and commented on how comfortable it was...

And she hits me with a "It's like it's MAMMorey foam!" line. I was quite impressed.

I was laying in my hotel room bed, naked and spread eagle, when the cleaning lady comes in.


I was laying in bed this morning, staring at my skin color when I realized:

I'm on the spectrum.

I was layin a brick wall, when all the sudden my neighbour shot it into pieces with a small howitzer.

He immediately became my mortar enemy.

I was laying in bed with a hangover

It's awful when your cock's so big it won't stay in the bed.

-lee Mack

When I become a DJ...

They'll call me DJ China 'cause I be layin down those tracks.

As I was laying in bed last night

My wife looked at me and said,

Honey, make me scream with one finger.

So I poked her in the eye.

I was laying in my bed looking up at the stars and thinking....

Where the f**k has my roof gone?!?

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the layin lettin jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working layin burrow piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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