Layin Jokes

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I'm laying in bed reading a book, when my dad walks in with a tape measure...

About five feet away from me he stops and starts pushing the tape out to me.
It gets closer and closer until it eventually pushes against my cheek.
I ask him "What are you doing?"
"I'm measuring your patience."

I was laying on my SO's chest and commented on how comfortable it was...

And she hits me with a "It's like it's MAMMorey foam!" line. I was quite impressed.

I was laying in my hotel room bed, n**... and spread eagle, when the cleaning lady comes in.


I was laying in bed this morning, staring at my skin color when I realized:

I'm on the spectrum.

I was laying in bed with a hangover

It's awful when your c**...'s so big it won't stay in the bed.
-lee Mack

I was layin a brick wall, when all the sudden my neighbour shot it into pieces with a small howitzer.

He immediately became my mortar enemy.

When I become a DJ...

They'll call me DJ China 'cause I be layin down those tracks.

As I was laying in bed last night

My wife looked at me and said,
Honey, make me scream with one finger.
So I poked her in the eye.

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