Layer Jokes

41 layer jokes and hilarious layer puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about layer that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Layer Short Jokes

Short layer jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The layer humour may include short lining jokes also.

  1. I bought a pug for my wife. Despite the bulging eyes, wrinkles and layers of fat, the pug seemed to like her.
  2. Layer at the police station: "I won't say anything without my lawyer present. " Police officer: "YOU ARE THE LAWYER!"
    Lawyer: "Yes, I know, so where's my present?"
  3. I read about how in ancient Rome gladiators had a layer of fat to protect them in combat. I'm gonna start telling people I have the body of a gladiator.
  4. Does anyone else love thick sandwiches with three slices of bread and two layers of filling? We should make a club.
  5. I firmly believe in taking care of one's body... That's why I protect mine in a thick layer of fat.
  6. I like my women like I like my drain pipes. Covered in a thin layer of PVC and attached to a wall.
  7. These days my boss has been getting on my nerves. See I'm a brick layer and he is always yelling to layer the bricks faster and faster... These days everyone wants instant stratification.
  8. Hey, imagine if there was something you could put in your body that could let you see a whole new layer of existence and change your perception of reality? Bro, that would be dope.
  9. Why don't you see too many short jokes about wedding cakes? There are too many layers to it.
  10. My abs are so perfect... ...that i keep them safe and sound under a protective layer of beer belly.

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Layer One Liners

Which layer one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with layer? I can suggest the ones about level and liner.

  1. I caught my neighbor putting a layer of topsoil on my allotment The plot thickened
  2. I love my 6-pack so much I protect it with a layer of fat.
  3. I was going to make a cake day joke... But I feel like it would have too many layers.
  4. For sale: Thick layer of dust As seen on TV.
  5. how many layers of skin is a Jewish man missing? fore
  6. Where do clowns get their air from The Bozone layer
  7. They say ugly girls have great personalities... That's because ogres have layers
  8. Applied for a job designing paralax layers... ...Failed the background test.
  9. I love my six packs so much that I have protected it with layers of fat.
  10. Watson asks Holmes What type of rock is this? It has many layers compressed together.
  11. My jokes are like onions... They're layered.
    And because if you dissect them I'll cry.
  12. Enough with all the layered number pun jokes I'm getting six and tiered of them.
  13. Some people are like onions They have many layers and can make you cry.
  14. Earth is flat Because the ozone layer is punctured.
  15. What did the foundation-layer say at the end of his fight? It's over! I have the ground!

Protective Layer Jokes

Here is a list of funny protective layer jokes and even better protective layer puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • My six pack is protected by a layer of fat.
  • I like my 6 pack so much.... I protected it in a layer of fat
  • I love my six pack. Which is why I protect it with a thick layer of fat.

Thick Layer Jokes

Here is a list of funny thick layer jokes and even better thick layer puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Do you know why there was a thick layer of dust at the end of the stairs? Because it was the ground floor.
  • Found this on Craigslist Found this on Craigslist:
    For Sale: Thick layer of dust. As seen on TV.
Layer joke, Found this on Craigslist

Layer Skin Jokes

Here is a list of funny layer skin jokes and even better layer skin puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • I walked into my bosses office and yelled, "Three to five cellular layers of skin." "What?" he laughed.
    "I'm just saying what's on everyone's lips."
  • I have learnt that beauty is only skin-deep. That once you pull back the layers, you realise... Being a cannibal isn't for everyone.
Layer joke, I have learnt that beauty is only skin-deep. That once you pull back the layers, you realise...

Cheerful Fun Layer Jokes for Lovely Laughter

What funny jokes about layer you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean tile jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make layer pranks.

Four men are at a bar bragging about how successful their sons are

One says"my son is a successful brick layer and he bought his friend a Lamborghini just because"...the second man says"my friend is a successful real estate agent and he bought his friend a yacht just because"the third man says"my son is a great lawyer and he bought his friend a mansion just because"....their was a minute of silence and the second man asks the fourth man what his son does ...the fourth man replies"he's a gay stripper"..the third man says"oh you must be ashamed I'm sorry"which the fourth man says"not really his three boyfriends bought him a Lamborghini,a yacht,and a mansion just because"

Guy dies and goes to h**....

Satan meets him and tells him he's got to pick between 2 rooms. They go into the first room, and it's full of people standing on their heads on a marble floor. He takes him to the second room, and it's full of people sitting in an 18-inch deep layer of s**..., drinking coffee. Guy figures that he likes coffee, and he'll get used to the smell, so he chooses the second room. He gets a cup of coffee, sits down and takes a sip. At that moment, Satan sticks his head back in the room and calls out Ok, everybody. Coffee break's over. Back on your heads!

My wife has been keeping secrets from me.

I just built a fence and put down some paving. Turns out not only is she a master carpenter she's also an expert brick layer. If only I had known earlier I could have sought her advice before I did the work. It would have saved me from making all the obvious mistakes she pointed out after the work was done.

A family of moles wake up from hibernation.

They start digging up to the surface to get some air and stretch their legs. When they arrive, there's a layer of concrete that wasn't there before. They dig around the concrete and Papa mole pokes his head out and smells fresh pancakes.
Oh, they must have built a pancake house up there! It smells great!
Mama mole, right behind Papa, sniffs and says, Oh wow, the syrups smell delicious!
Baby mole, in the hole behind both Papa and Mama says Yuck! All I can smell are molasses from back here!

I couldn't remember what the brown rough stuff was on the outside layer of tree trunks...

I asked my cat and she said, "Meow". No help.
I asked my bird and he said, "Tweet". Useless.
I asked my dog and they said "Rhytidome, you buffoon."

A man goes to the psychiatrists wearing nothing but a layer of saran wrap.

When the man asked the Doctor to give him a diagnosis, the Doctor replied: "Well, clearly I can see your nuts."

What's the difference between Yo Yo Ma and Yo Mama?

One is a famous cello player
The other is a heinous fellow layer

Layer joke, What's the difference between Yo Yo Ma and Yo Mama?