The Best 4 Lawyers Tombstone Jokes

Following is our collection of Lawyers Tombstone jokes which are very funny. There are some lawyers tombstone lawsuits jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these lawyers tombstone gravestone puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

A lawyer named Strange died.

His friends asked the tombstone inscriber to write "Here lies Strange, an honest man and a lawyer" on the headstone. The inscriber suggested this would confuse people, who would think three men were buried there. He suggested "Here lies a man who was both honest and a lawyer." "Whenever anyone walks by," he explained "they'll be certain to remark, 'That's Strange.'"

A farmer walks past a tombstone that says: Here lies a lawyer, an honest man, a man of integrity.

The peasant crosses himself and says scared: "Blessed Virgin, three men buried in the same grave!"

A man visiting a graveyard saw a tombstone that read: "Here lies John Smith, a lawyer and an honest man."

"How about that!" he exclaimed. "They've got three people buried in one grave."

A boy and his father are walking in a graveyard when they see a tombstone that reads: here lies a lawyer and a good man

the boy turns to his father and says:

"Why did they bury 2 men there?"

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