Lawyers And Politicians Jokes

13 lawyers and politicians jokes and hilarious lawyers and politicians puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about lawyers and politicians that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Funniest Lawyers And Politicians Short Jokes

Short lawyers and politicians jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The lawyers and politicians humour may include short lawyers and judges jokes also.

  1. An honest politician, a kind lawyer, and Santa were walking down the street... ...and they saw a £20 note. Who picked it up?
    Santa. The other two don't exist.
  2. A priest, a politician, and a lawyer walk into heaven... God immediately yells "NOPE, ALL OF YOU OUT, THIS ISN'T A JOKE!"
  3. Statistics show more people are killed by bees than snakes. Politicians just have better lawyers.
  4. Person a: so im a good lier what jobs should i choose a lawyer or a politician Person b: you could also be a preacher
  5. I once meet a honest, caring, politician that listened when I spoke and tried to help the country.
    Then I woke up.

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Lawyers And Politicians One Liners

Which lawyers and politicians one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with lawyers and politicians? I can suggest the ones about doctor and lawyer and lawyer.

  1. What do you call a lawyer with an IQ below 70? A politician.
  2. What do you get when you cross a bad politician with a crooked lawyer? Chelsea Clinton

Lawyers And Politicians Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about lawyers and politicians you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean lawyer doctor jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make lawyers and politicians pranks.

The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments in a courthouse:

You cannot post "Thou shalt not steal," "Thou shalt not commit adultery," and "Thou shalt not lie" in a building full of lawyers, judges, and politicians. It creates a hostile work environment.

A man walks into a bar...

A man, his wife, a group of nuns, a priest, a rabbi, Little Johnny, an American, a Russian, an Irishman, an Indian, a blonde, a brunette, a redhead, a cop, a king, a lawyer, a politician, and a dog walk into a bar.
The man exclaims,
"This has to be a joke!"

A politician goes on trial

Before he goes to the stand, his lawyer tells him, "remember, if you get asked a question you don't know how to answer, plead the fifth."
The bailiff asks "Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help you God?"
The politician pauses for a moment and says "Uh, I plead the fifth."

A lawyer and a politician are at a hospital

A lawyer and a politician are at the hospital when a doctor runs into the room. "One of our patients is dying. He says his religion needs a lawyer and a politician to be with him before he passes."
So the three hurry to the man's room. He's in pain, but as soon as he sees them a smile comes over his face. The lawyer steps forward and asks, "Out of all the people you could have chosen as a last request, why pick us?"
"Because," the man says, " I want to die the way Jesus did. Between a liar and a thief".