Lawyer Liar Jokes

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What's the difference between a liar and a lawyer?

Nothing, especially if you use an Australian accent.

Trust me, I'm a liar.

Lawyer, I meant lawyer.


whats the difference between a lawyer and a liar?
liars sometimes unknowingly speak the truth

A lawyer and a politician are at a hospital

A lawyer and a politician are at the hospital when a doctor runs into the room. "One of our patients is dying. He says his religion needs a lawyer and a politician to be with him before he passes."
So the three hurry to the man's room. He's in pain, but as soon as he sees them a smile comes over his face. The lawyer steps forward and asks, "Out of all the people you could have chosen as a last request, why pick us?"
"Because," the man says, " I want to die the way Jesus did. Between a liar and a thief".

What is lawyer Latin for?


Two lawyers, Jon and Amanpreet, head out for their usual 9 holes of golf.

Jon offers Amanpreet a $50 bet.
Amanpreet agrees and they’re off.
They shoot a great game.
After the 8th hole, Amanpreet is ahead by one s**..., but cuts his ball into the rough on the 9th.
”Help me find my ball. Look over there,” he says to Jon.
After a few minutes, neither has any luck.
Since a lost ball carries a four point penalty, Amanpreet secretly pulls a ball from his pocket and tosses it to the ground. ”I’ve found my ball!” he announces.
”After all of the years we’ve been partners and playing together,” Jon says, “you’d cheat me out of a lousy 50 bucks?”
”What do you mean, cheat? I found my ball sitting right there!”
”And you’re a liar, too!” Jon says. ”I’ll have you know I’ve been STANDING on your ball for the last five minutes!”

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