Lawsuit Jokes
59 lawsuit jokes and hilarious lawsuit puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about lawsuit that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Lawsuit Short Jokes
Short lawsuit jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The lawsuit humour may include short complaint jokes also.
- I invented a new word. Plagiarism.
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EDIT : This joke was invented by me and copyrighted. Dare to take it and a lawsuit shall find you. - Asiana Airlines will be filing a lawsuit against KTVU for its inappropriate and racist names that were falsely broadcasted mid day Friday 7/12... ....said Asiana's attorney Wi Su Yu
- What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 😂
Courtesy of the popsicle I just enjoyed. Had to share. Have a great day. - I read the other day that Penn State has spent $237 million defending the university during the Sandusky lawsuit. Think of how many peoples' education that would pay for. At least 4 or 5.
- What do accordionists and a lawsuit have in common? Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.
- Why is NASA having a lawsuit filed against them from animal protection? ...because curiosty killed the cat
- Did you hear about the latest Calvin Klein Lawsuit? Yeah - but it wasn't much of a suit. It was actually a brief case.
- An upset man has filed a lawsuit against Nirvana over the band's iconic 1991 album cover. Sounds like a baby just trying to grab some money.
- Why was the new lawyer not too fond of his work outfit? He wasn't comfortable being in a lawsuit yet.
- After major accidents with lots of preventable injuries, there's always a wave of lawsuits. The sue-nami.
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Lawsuit One Liners
Which lawsuit one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with lawsuit? I can suggest the ones about bankruptcy and court case.
- What does a lawyer wear to the courthouse? A lawsuit.
- What does a lawyer wear to work? A lawsuit!
I should get a hobby... - Why don't lawsuits last very long? Because most lawyers have briefcases.
- What's an American's favourite clothing? A lawsuit
- Judge threw out a lawsuit against Starbucks said the Plaintiff had no grounds.
- iSpy iSpy, with my little "i" a lawsuit from Apple for trademark infringement.
- What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common? Everyone is happy when the case is closed.
- I got sent to court over a missing tuxedo Long story short, I lost the lawsuit as well
- A deaf guy lost a lawsuit. He didn't even know that there was a hearing.
- How do you celebrate winning a lawsuit over a fake injury? You drink sham-pain.
- A man who has a lawsuit with Folgers has grounds to sue.
- What do you call a lawsuit against a zombie? Deceased and desist
- Why do lawsuits against sand and silt never make it to court? Sediment always settles
- How did the geologist win his lawsuit? By taking advantage of the quartz system.
- What does a lawyer wear when he goes to the pool? A lawsuit
Loads of Fun with Charming Humor Lawsuit Jokes
What funny jokes about lawsuit you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean lawyer jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make lawsuit pranks.
The lawsuit seeking 'personhood' status for chimpanzees
Evidence in this lawsuit clearly demonstrates that the legal definition of "person" is badly flawed,
and needs to be corrected by excluding liberal lawyers.
Why did they pull a lawsuit against the spa for their wax treatment?
It was a ripoff.
A Priest a Rabbi and a Scientologist walk into a bar...
The Priest orders an orange juice, the Rabbi orders an apple juice and the Scientologist orders a lawsuit for libel, slander and defamation.
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My English teacher once told me "show and don't tell"
They never told me it would get me into a s**... harassment lawsuit.
If I had a nickel for every watermelon I've chucked at my neighbors window.
I still wouldn't have enough bail money for a vandalism lawsuit.
If you're going to file a lawsuit against the Federal Reserve what medicine should you take?
Sudafed
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Caitlyn Jenner is filing a Lawsuit for s**... Harassment...
Claims that she's Constantly being Groped by Bruce Jenner.
Roy Moore has requested that the lawsuit against him be moved to a different venue
The food court at the local mall
There is no way Facebook is losing the lawsuit
Atleast not after knowing the behavioral profiles of the judicial panel
What is Conor McGregors favourite suit?
A LAWsuit
Bye now
What does a clown have on his hands when he punches a child?
A lawsuit
What does Sargon wear when he goes to court?
His lawsuit.
A lawsuit was filed and won against you for 10,000 upvotes
I'm here to collect
Two men are having a conversation.
One says to the other, Hey I just heard about the lawsuit over your ship. If I remember correctly, your ship is built entirely out of stone accidentally destroyed another ship when they bumped into each other, right?
Yeah, the man responds solemnly. It's a real hardship.
How has there not been a class action lawsuit against the major diaper companies?
Those things have never held the 22-37 pounds they advertise.
You can actually file a lawsuit against the federal government in the United States. It's a myth that you can't. All you have to do is simply take some specific medication.
And that medication, my friends, is Sudafed®
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What kind of clothing do Karens wear?
A lawsuit.
A friend just got an intellectual property lawsuit filed against him.
He told a «your mother» joke to someone, and the target of it claimed he'd come up with that joke first, and demanded compensation.
I have no idea which way it'll swing, but I'm gonna bring popcorn to the trial where a judge decided whether someone's mother is fair use or public domain…
The serial killer who used his car to run over people has finally been arrested
According to lawsuit analysts, he musthang.
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If you walk outside n**..., You'll return with a suit.
Not just any suit, A lawsuit.
I'm worried about this lawsuit against Madison Cawthorn.
I just don't see him walking away from this one.
A lawyer walked into the courtroom wearing nothing but his underwear and asked, "Can we please postpone the trial?"
The judge replied, "Of course! How can we start when you've forgotten your lawsuit?"
