The Best 50 Lawsuit Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Lawsuit jokes. There are some lawsuit defendant jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these lawsuit sue puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Lawsuit Jokes and Puns

A deaf guy lost a lawsuit.

He didn't even know that there was a hearing.

iSpy

iSpy, with my little "i" a lawsuit from Apple for trademark infringement.

Asiana Airlines will be filing a lawsuit against KTVU for its inappropriate and racist names that were falsely broadcasted mid day Friday 7/12...

....said Asiana's attorney Wi Su Yu

Why is NASA having a lawsuit filed against them from animal protection?

...because curiosty killed the cat

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The lawsuit seeking 'personhood' status for chimpanzees

Evidence in this lawsuit clearly demonstrates that the legal definition of "person" is badly flawed,

and needs to be corrected by excluding liberal lawyers.


Prince Andrew has been named in a US sex lawsuit

I wonder how many kids received a royal bollocking.

Why did they pull a lawsuit against the spa for their wax treatment?

It was a ripoff.

Lawsuit joke, Why did they pull a lawsuit against the spa for their wax treatment?

What does a lawyer wear to work?

A lawsuit!

I should get a hobby...

Judge threw out a lawsuit against Starbucks

said the Plaintiff had no grounds.

Did you hear about the latest Calvin Klein Lawsuit?

Yeah - but it wasn't much of a suit. It was actually a brief case.

I invented a new word.

Plagiarism.

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EDIT : This joke was invented by me and copyrighted. Dare to take it and a lawsuit shall find you.

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A Priest a Rabbi and a Scientologist walk into a bar...

The Priest orders an orange juice, the Rabbi orders an apple juice and the Scientologist orders a lawsuit for libel, slander and defamation.

What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed.

What do you call a lawsuit against a zombie?

Deceased and desist

How did the geologist win his lawsuit?

By taking advantage of the quartz system.

My English teacher once told me "show and don't tell"

They never told me it would get me into a sexual harassment lawsuit.

Lawsuit joke, My English teacher once told me "show and don't tell"

If I had a nickel for every watermelon I've chucked at my neighbors window.

I still wouldn't have enough bail money for a vandalism lawsuit.

If you're going to file a lawsuit against the Federal Reserve what medicine should you take?

Sudafed

A lawyer walks into a courtroom without a shirt

Lawyer: "Can we please postpone this trial?"

Judge: "Of course, how can we start the trial when you've forgotten your lawsuit!"


What does a lawyer wear to the courthouse?

A lawsuit.

Caitlyn Jenner is filing a Lawsuit for Sexual Harassment...

Claims that she's Constantly being Groped by Bruce Jenner.

I read the other day that Penn State has spent $237 million defending the university during the Sandusky lawsuit. Think of how many peoples' education that would pay for.

At least 4 or 5.

Roy Moore has requested that the lawsuit against him be moved to a different venue

The food court at the local mall

Did you hear about the lawsuit over backed up toilets?

There was a lot of sue-age.

There is no way Facebook is losing the lawsuit

Atleast not after knowing the behavioral profiles of the judicial panel

What is Conor McGregors favourite suit?

A LAWsuit

Bye now

Lawsuit joke, What is Conor McGregors favourite suit?

What's an American's favourite clothing?

A lawsuit

A man who has a lawsuit with Folgers

has grounds to sue.

What kind of outfit does a lawyer wear?

A lawsuit


What does a lawyer wear to court?

A lawsuit. hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahaahahahahwhahhwhahagahahaaaaa ha ahh ha ha hehe ha

What does a clown have on his hands when he punches a child?

A lawsuit

Why was the new lawyer not too fond of his work outfit?

He wasn't comfortable being in a lawsuit yet.

What does Sargon wear when he goes to court?

His lawsuit.

A lawsuit was filed and won against you for 10,000 upvotes

I'm here to collect


Two men are having a conversation.

One says to the other, Hey I just heard about the lawsuit over your ship. If I remember correctly, your ship is built entirely out of stone accidentally destroyed another ship when they bumped into each other, right?

Yeah, the man responds solemnly. It's a real hardship.

How has there not been a class action lawsuit against the major diaper companies?

Those things have never held the 22-37 pounds they advertise.

The Seattle Harbor Enterprise, or SHE, is embroiled in another lawsuit....

They have been charged with illegally surveiling the employees of a net manufacturing company and even tracking them to their homesand even emailing them during non work hours.

So the employees got together and pooled up enough money to raise a lawsuit against the the org for their wrongful actions.

The event is being called the:

"Sue SHE fish net stalking case"

What does a lawyer wear when he goes to the pool?

A lawsuit

I got sent to court over a missing tuxedo

Long story short, I lost the lawsuit as well

You can actually file a lawsuit against the federal government in the United States. It's a myth that you can't. All you have to do is simply take some specific medication.

And that medication, my friends, is Sudafedยฎ

What kind of clothing do Karens wear?

A lawsuit.

What's the best thing to wear to court?

A lawsuit.

What does a judge wear to work?

A lawsuit

A friend just got an intellectual property lawsuit filed against him.

He told a ยซyour motherยป joke to someone, and the target of it claimed he'd come up with that joke first, and demanded compensation.

I have no idea which way it'll swing, but I'm gonna bring popcorn to the trial where a judge decided whether someone's mother is fair use or public domainโ€ฆ

The serial killer who used his car to run over people has finally been arrested

According to lawsuit analysts, he musthang.

If you walk outside naked, You'll return with a suit.

Not just any suit, A lawsuit.

Why don't lawsuits last very long?

Because most lawyers have briefcases.

Why do lawsuits against sand and silt never make it to court?

Sediment always settles

I'm worried about this lawsuit against Madison Cawthorn.

I just don't see him walking away from this one.

*class action lawsuit* If COVID has forced you or a loved one to wear a mask with your glassesโ€ฆ

you may be entitled to condensation.

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