Laws Jokes

• Short Laws Jokes
• Laws One Liners
• Mother In Laws Jokes
• Laws Requiring Jokes
• Gas Laws Jokes
• Laws Banning Jokes
• In Laws Jokes
• More Laws Jokes

Funniest Laws Short Jokes

Short laws jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The laws humour may include short rules jokes also.

1. I don't understand all these jokes about mothers-in-law. Mine is sweet, supportive, and a great influence on me and my wife. I can't say anything bad about her.
2. My wife accused me of hating her family and relatives... I replied, "No, I don't hate your relatives. In fact, I like your mother-in-law a lot better than I like mine."
3. What happened when the semicolon broke grammar laws? It was given two consecutive sentences.
4. These two cannibals are sitting by the campfire having dinner. One says " I can't stand my mother in law". The other says " so , just eat the potatoes".
5. TIL Calaway's Law states that "the best way to get the right answer on the internet is not to ask a question, it's to post the wrong answer." Now we wait.
6. My wife accused me of hating her family and relatives... I️ said, No, in fact, I️ like your mother in law a lot better than I️ like mine
7. I live in constant fear that Trump will deport my Latina mother in law Who lives at 324 3rd st. Los Angeles. She gets off at 6
8. My Wife just accused me of hating her side of the family and relatives. I replied, "No, I don't hate your relatives. In fact, I like your mother-in-law a lot better than I like mine."
9. You know Murphy's Law. It's "If something can go wrong, it will", but do you know Cole's law? It's... shredded cabbage, mayonnaise, maybe some carrot.
10. I was walking down the street with my wife.. And i saw my mother in law being beaten up by six men, when my wife asked "Aren't you going to help?" I said "No, six should be enough."
    From Les Dawson.

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Laws One Liners

Which laws one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with laws? I can suggest the ones about constitution and law requiring.

1. What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer? A father in law
2. How do women defy the laws of physics? The heavier they are, the easier to pick up!
3. What do you call a priest that becomes an attorney? Father-in-Law.
4. What does a black man call a black lawyer? A brother in law
5. There is a law that says you don't have to wear a mask It's called Natural Selection
6. We all know Murphy's Law, but little is known of Cole's Law "Shredded Cabbage."
7. What's the penalty for bigamy? Two mothers-in-law.
8. Newton's third law of Emotion. For every male action, there is a female overreaction.
9. What is a cats way of keeping law and order? Claw enforcement!
10. I'm so tired of hearing Law and Order jokes. They've all been done done.
11. My Mother in Law fell down a wishing well I was amazed. I never knew they worked.
12. Why Did the mother in law cross the road? She thought it was a boundary.
13. What do you call two pint of strict rules? A quart of law
14. There are three unwritten laws of life... 1.
    2.
    3.
15. What happens to rainbow that break the law? They go through the prism system

Mother In Laws Jokes

Here is a list of funny mother in laws jokes and even better mother in laws puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Two cannibals sat around a campfire One turned to the other and said, "God, I hate my mother-in-law."
  His friend said, "Well then try the potatoes."
• "Diana!" I said, greeting my mother-in-law as she walked through the door... She said, "My name's Anna."
  I said, "Yeah, I know."
• If your mother-in-law and a lawyer were drowning and you had to choose... would you go to lunch or a movie?
• My wife thinks that I don't care for her relatives. I told her that's not true. I love her mother-in-law more than I love mine.
• My mother in law was getting beaten up by four guys and my wife shouted "Go Help", to which I replied "four should be enough".
• My mother in law came for a visit so I asked her - How long do you plan to stay? Just until I start getting on your nerves, she replied.
  Oh, so you won't even stay for a coffee?
• My mother-in-law has a massive case of diarrhea. She won't find out until she unpacks her luggage.
• I Wasn't Too Keen On The Idea Of Gay Parenting Until I met my wife, who was raised by two dads. That's when I came to my senses and realized.. NO MOTHER-IN-LAW!
• "Where's your mother in law?" - "She's in the garden."
  - "Where? I can't see her."
  - "You have to dig a little."
• What do you call mixed emotions? Watching your mother-in-law reverse off a cliff in your brand new car

Laws Requiring Jokes

Here is a list of funny laws requiring jokes and even better laws requiring puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What is the law that requires cabbage to be shredded and covered in a vinaigrette? Cole's Law
• I went to Coles to buy a cabbage but apparently it's a legal requirement to buy mayonnaise and carrots too. It's Coles Law.
• As a young man, I used to love my birthday parties , but now anytime my birthday candles are lit state law requires that a fire extinguisher be present.
• Thought of this in the car What do you call it when it's required by law to numerically organize everyone's yard?
  Lawn Order.
• There's a country where all cars are required by law to be rose-colored. It's a pink car nation.
• A country just passed a law requiring all cross-gender people to be sterilized. Many of the locals were left transfixed.
• A new law will require all wine to be aged 18 months before commercial sale Failure to follow new legislation will be referred to as Statutory Grape

Gas Laws Jokes

Here is a list of funny gas laws jokes and even better gas laws puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• The pressure of a gas is inversely proportional to its volume—Boyle's Law. Any leftover cabbage must be shredded and mixed with mayonnaise.
  —-Cole's Law.
• My mother-in-law just called and said that she suspects smelling gas, asking what she should do.
  I told her: you're such a wonderful and religious person, you should light a candle and pray.
• Why couldn't Obi-Wan calculate the volume of Bespin from the ideal gas law? Only a Sith deals in absolutes
• Some say that the Mongols created the first iteration of the Ideal Gas Law. After all, they were pneumatic experts.
• I heard about the ideal gas law in physics class PV=nRT… and I heard non-ideal gas law in a crowded elevator PU=f**...

Laws Banning Jokes

Here is a list of funny laws banning jokes and even better laws banning puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Trump just lifted the ban on hunting hibernating bears In other words, this gun law says "You have the right to bear" arms.
• Trump wants to pass a law banning grocery stores from selling shredded cheese... ... in order to "make America Grate again"
• China has recently banned puns. In hindsight it might be a punenforcable law.
• Why is sunshine no longer allowed in California? They passed a law implementing Ray Bans.
• There was a new law passed banning anyone from shouting at a cat. It's considered furball a**....

In Laws Jokes

Here is a list of funny in laws jokes and even better in laws puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Marital Argument A husband and wife had been arguing all day. They pass a herd of jackasses. The wife says "relatives of yours?" Husband says, "yep, in laws."
• Most black 15-year-olds are decent law-abiding citizens. It's their kids that cause all the trouble.
• Have you heard of Murphy's Law? It states that anything that can go wrong will go wrong. Have you heard of Coles Law? It's thinly sliced cabbage.
• My in-laws couldn't cope when their cat unexpectedly had 9 kittens, so my wife told me to put them in a sack and throw them in the river… I did it but it broke my heart.
  I quite liked her dad…
• A man named Eric Cole... ... discovered that there was a direct correlation between the amount of mayonnaise on his cabbage salad and how good it tastes.
  He's calling this correlation Cole's Law.
• "For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction.." - Newton's Law "Shredded cabbage and carrot make a great salad." - Cole's Law
• Moore's law states that the density of transistors doubles every two years. This is usually done by making them smaller.
  Therefore, less is Moore's
• I bought my mother in law a chair for her birthday... But my wife wouldn't let me plug it in.
• Some people say I have my mom's eyes... but since they can't find them they've never been able to prove it in a court of law.
• A teacher asked a student," Tell me the 1st Law of Newton" "I don't remember the whole line, just the last part"
  "Ok tell the last part"
  "... and this is called the 1st Law of Newton

Uplifting Laws Jokes to have Hilarious Fun with Friends

What funny jokes about laws you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean legal jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make laws pranks.