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Lawns Jokes

5 lawns jokes and hilarious lawns puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about lawns that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Laughable Lawns Jokes for Instant Grins & Giggles

What is a good lawns joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

Why are there ornamental cannons on the state house lawns?

They are a monument to the state employees. They don't work and are impossible to fire.

What do pink flamingos have on their front lawns?

Plastic Italians.

So my kid walks inside and says,

'Hey mom, can we get one of those new chicken proof lawns for the backyard? I hear they're impeccable".

What did Donald Trump do before criticizing i**...?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.

I always wave to my neighbors when vacuuming, and they always give me strange looks...

In all honesty, they're the weird ones, they don't have enough decency to make sure their lawns are tidy.

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