The Best 4 Lawmaker Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Lawmaker jokes. There are some lawmaker patriarchal jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these lawmaker senator puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Lawmaker Jokes and Puns

Florida lawmaker Randall Thompson is forced to resign after it is revealed he spent taxpayer money on expensive footwear for his wife.

I guess Randall mishandled his panhandle sandal scandal.

What do you call an Italian lawmaker who makes his own pasta sauce?

A Progresso.

If Keith Urban was an anti-hipster lawmaker what would he impose first?

A Kefir Ban.

What do you call a lawmaker who can't find their clothes?

Nude Gingrich

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the lawmaker fappening jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working lawmaker beck piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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