The Best 5 Lawfully Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Lawfully jokes. There are some lawfully welsh jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these lawfully mother in laws puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Lawfully Jokes and Puns

What's the best way to get the gender non-binary to be lawfully accepted?

Tell politicians that they got a dollar for every gender

Did you hear about the pocket knife that fell in love with a sharpening stone?

They're lawfully whetted now.

What is the traditional thing a Welsh bride says at the question "Do you want to take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband"

Baaaaaaa

I played Darude Sandstorm at my wedding

Do you take this woman as your lawfully wedded wife?

I dududu.

A guy decides to marry a prostitute...

A guy decides to marry a prostitute he had been seeing for a while.

At the ceremony the minister asked the man if he takes her to be his lawfully wedded wife.

The man says, I do.

The minister then asked the prostitute if she took the man to be her lawfully wedded husband.

She says, I do everybody!


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the lawfully illegally jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working lawfully traditional piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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