Law Student Jokes
63 law student jokes and hilarious law student puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about law student that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Law Student Short Jokes
Short law student jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The law student humour may include short law school jokes also.
- A teacher asked a student," Tell me the 1st Law of Newton" "I don't remember the whole line, just the last part"
"Ok tell the last part"
"... and this is called the 1st Law of Newton - A professor asked one of his automotive students if he knew what the definition of "mixed emotions" was... The student said "watching your mother-in-law drive off a cliff in your new Cadillac."
- Newton's 4th Law A student in bed will remain in bed unless acted upon by a large enough panic
- A high schooler walks into an SAT, a college student walks into a final,
and a law student walks into a bar. - Me : what do you study? She : I'm science Student. Me : Can i ask a question? She : ask. Me : what is Newton's 3rd law? She : Listen, im a science student not a law student.
- Trying out new Arm-the-Teachers laws, a Texas teacher recently shot a student in the eye. In the teacher's defense, it was a bad pupil.
- A law student walks into the bar They fail and now has to wait until the next bar to become a lawyer.
- so a law school student walks into a bar- -exam and walks out a lawyer! good job I'm so proud of him.
- newton's law john:bro, do you know newton's third law ? ?
david: i'm a science student, not a law student !! - Jack - Bro do you know newton's second law? Jhonny - I am a Science student bro! not a Law student.
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Law Student One Liners
Which law student one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with law student? I can suggest the ones about lawyer and college student.
- 100 Law Students walk into a bar... ...About 50 of them pass.
- Two law students walk into a bar. They both failed.
- What's the hardest thing for an alcoholic law student to do? Pass the bar
- A law student walks into the bar... ...and passes with flying colors.
- What do you call the law student who graduates last in their class? "Your Honor"
- Why did the law student develop a drinking problem? S/He never passed the bar.
- Why do law students drink so much? Because they're practising for the bar.
- Two law students walked into a bar... Two lawyers walked out
- Two law students walked into a Bar. And realized it was all a lie.
- One liner So two law students walk into a bar
- How can a law student make it? lowering the bar.
or not to. - Did you hear about the law student who became a s**... bomber? He's a smart bomb
Silly & Ridiculous Law Student Jokes to Spread Joy & Laughter
What funny jokes about law student you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean studying law jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make law student pranks.
The Library Conversation
A guy asked a girl in a library, "Do you mind if I sit beside you?"
The girl answered with a loud voice, "I DON'T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!!!"
All the students in the library started staring at the guy, and he was embarrassed.
After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly to the guy's table and she told him,
"I study psychology, and I know what a man is thinking. I guess you felt embarrassed, right?"
The guy responded with a loud voice, "$200 JUST FOR ONE NIGHT!? THAT'S TOO MUCH!!!"
And all the people in the library looked at the girl in shock, and the guy whispered in her ear,
"I study law, and I know how to make someone feel guilty."
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Embarassment
A guy asked a girl in a university library:
"Do you mind if I sit beside you?
The girl replied with a loud voice:
"I DON 'T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!"
All the students in the library started staring at the guy;
he was truly embarrassed.
After a couple of minutes,
the girl walked quietly to the guy 's table and said:
"I study psychology, and I know what a man is thinking.
I guess you felt embarrassed, right?
The guy then responded with a loud voice:
$500 FOR ONE NIGHT? THAT 'S TOO MUCH!
All the people in the library looked at the girl in shock.
The guy whispered in her ear:
"I study law, and I know how to screw people".
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A guy is looking for a place to sit in a crowded library.
He sees a girl sitting by herself and asks, "Do you mind if I sit beside you? The girl replies with a loud voice, "I DON'T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!" All the students in the library start staring at the guy. Being embarrassed, he moves to another table. After a couple of minutes, the girl walks quietly to the guy's table and says with a laugh, "I study psychology, and I can tell what a man is thinking. I guess you felt embarrassed, right? The guy then responded with a loud voice, $500 FOR ONE NIGHT? THAT'S TOO MUCH! All the people in the library now look at the girl in shock. Then the guy whispers in her ear, "I study law, and I know how to screw people".
In the Library...
A guy asks a girl sitting alone at the library, "do you mind if I sit beside you?"
The girl answered with a loud voice, "NO! I DON'T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!"
All the students in the library started staring at the guy and he was embarrassed.
After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly to the guy's table and said, "I study psychology and I know what a man is thinking, I guess you felt embarrassed right?"
The guy responded with a loud voice, "What??? $200 JUST FOR ONE NIGHT!? THAT'S TOO MUCH!"
...And now all the people in the library looked at the girl in shock.
Then, the guy whispered in her ears, "I study Law and I know how to make others feel guilty."
A grade school teacher was asking students...
...what their parents did for a living.
Timmy stood up and said, "My mom is a doctor!"
Sarah stood up and said, "My father is a professor!"
Little Johnny stood up and said, "My dad is a professional con artist!"
The teacher couldn't believe what she had just heard, so she made a point of calling Little Johnny's father that evening to discuss the situation.
Little Johnny's father explained, "Actually, I'm a law attorney, but how am I supposed to explain that to a seven year old kid?"
Topical Jokes for 6/20
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In Maryland, two teenagers have won a marbles championship. The winning teens quickly said thank you, then boarded their time machine, to return to the year 1937.
In Illinois, a university is offering a scholarship for students who play video games. The school was then forced to suspend the program when a student found out you could get unlimited scholarships, by pressing up up, down down, left right, left right, and B, A.
The Governor of Florida signed a law today making it legal to fire a warning shot at an attacker. The legalization of warning shots is important in Florida, because that's how people greet each other.
Starbucks is increasing the price of it drinks and bagged coffee. To protest the price hikes, customers vowed to boycott Starbucks, and go across the street — to a *different* Starbucks.
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NCAA poetry contest was last night.
It got down to two finalists. A rich law student from Duke and r**... from Texas A&M. For the final round the contestants got five minutes to come up with a four line poem that uses the word "Timbuktu." After about a minute and a half the rich fella from Duke stands up and says:
Out upon the dusty sand
Traveled the roaming caravan
Camel and man traveling two by two
Destination Timbuktu
The crowd went wild. Everyone was wondering if the r**... would be able to top that. About 30 seconds before his time ran out the r**... hit the clock, eased up out of his seat, and said:
Tim and me a-hunting went
came upon three w**... in a pop up tent
They were three and we but two
So I buck one and Tim buck two
...The r**... won.
Why did the college student change his major from Biology to Physics after his first exam?
He needed to see if how fast his grade dropped broke any laws of physics.
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A Day in the Library
A guy is looking for a place to sit in the crowded library.
He asked a girl: "Do you mind if I sit beside you?"
The girl replied in a loud voice: "I DON'T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!"
All the students in the library started staring at the guy; he was truly embarrassed and moved to another table.
After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly to the guy's table and said with a laugh: "I study psychology, and I know what a man is thinking. I guess you felt embarrassed, right?
The guy then responded in a loud voice:
"$500 FOR ONE NIGHT? ... . . THAT'S ROBBERY!"
All the people in the library looked at the girl in shock.
The guy then whispered in her ear: "I study law: I know how to screw people."
Law Interpretation
Alex failed in the final Law Exam & decided to make a deal with the Professor.
Alex: Sir, Can I ask you one question?
Professor: Yes.
Alex: If you can answer this question, I will accept my final marks, if you cant, you will have to give me an "A" grading.
Professor agreed.
Alex asked: What is legal but not logical, logical but not legal & neither legal nor logical?
Even after some long and hard consideration, the professor cannot give The student an answer, and therefore changes his exam mark into an "A", as agreed.
The following day, Professor asked same question to his students. He was shocked when all of them raised their hands......
He asked one student. He answered:
Sir, you are 65, married to a 28 yrs old woman, this is legal but not logical. Your wife, is having an affair with a 23 year old boy, this is logical but not legal. Your wife's boyfriend has failed in his exam & yet you have given him an "A", this is neither logical nor legal
Psychology vs Law
A guy was looking for a place to sit in a crowded university library.
He asked a girl: "Do you mind if I sit beside you?"
The girl replied in a loud voice: "I DON'T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!"
All the students in the library started staring at the guy,
He was truly embarrassed and moved to another table.
After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly to the guy's table,
and said with a laugh: "I study psychology, and I know what a man is thinking.
I guess you felt embarrassed, right?"
The GUY then responded in a loud voice:
"Rs.5000/- FOR ONE NIGHT!! ISN'T THAT TOO MUCH?"
All the people in the library looked at the girl in shock.
The guy whispered to her:
"I study law and I know how to screw people."
A guy asked a girl in a university library: "Do you mind if I sit beside you?
The girl replied with a loud voice: "NO! I DON'T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!" All the students in the library started looking at the guy; he was pretty embarrassed. After a while the girl walked quietly over to the guy's table and said: "I study psychology, I know what a man is thinking. I guess you felt embarrassed, right? The guy then responded with a loud voice: $1000 FOR ONE NIGHT? THAT'S TOO MUCH! All the people in the library looked at the girl in shock. The guy whispered "I guess you felt bad for what you did earlier, right? I study law; I know how to make someone feel guilty.
Why do engineering students call themselves engineers?
You don't hear a law student call themselves a lawyer, or a gender studies student call themselves a barista.
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A guy asks a cute brunette with glasses at the library if he could sit with her
The sweet looking student responded loudly, "I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE s**... WITH YOU."
All the other students at the library stare at the guy. Some of the other women even make n**... faces at the guy. His face turned red in embarrassment.
After about an hour, the girl walks up to the guy and says, "I'm a psych major, and I know what you were thinking. And, you felt embarrassed, didn't you."
The guy, in a loud brash voice replies, "$200 FOR ONE NIGHT WITH YOU? THAT'S JUST TOO MUCH."
All the students stare at the girl in shock. The guy whispers to her, "I study Law, and I know how to make someone feel guilty."
A guy approaches a girl at the library....
He asked her, "Can I sit next to you please?"
The girl replied in a loud voice, "I DON'T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!!"
All the students in the library was staring at the boy and slowly moved to a corner with his head low in embarassment.
The girl then comes up to the boy and whispers, "I study psychology, so I know what a guy is thinking. I guess you felt embarassed, right?"
The boy shouts out very loudly, "$200 FOR AN HOUR??? THAT IS WAY TOO MUCH!!!"
All the people in the library was looking at the girl in shock. The guy then whispered into the girl's ear, "I study law, and I know how to make someone look guilty!"
In law school...
Professor: What is fraud?
Student: If you don't let me pass the exam, you've committed fraud.
Professor: (surprised) how so?
Student: According to the law, those who take advantage of others' ignorance to cause them losses are committing fraud.
I'm a law student who's doing an IT subject this semester...
and i've been asked whether I know Jake Weary over four times now! Who the heck is he?
A man asks to blonde
Man : Hey, do you know newton's second law of motion?
Blonde : Sorry, I am a science student not a law student.
Why did the law student get a job at the coffee shop?
He wanted on the job experience as a barrister
I don't get why engineering students call themselves engineers when they aren't yet
I mean people in med schooling don't call themselves doctors,
law students don't call themselves lawyers,
and art students don't call themselves broke
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A guy asked a girl in a university library, "Do you mind if I sit beside you?
"NO, I DON'T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!" the girl shouted. All the students in the library started staring at the guy; hunching his head and ducking away, he retreated to a table in the corner of the library.
After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly to the guy's table and smirked. "I study psychology and I know what a man is thinking. I guess you felt embarrassed, right?
$500 FOR ONE NIGHT? THAT'S WAY TOO MUCH! the guy shouted. All the people in the library looked at the girl in shock.
The guy stood and whispered in her ear, "I study law. I know how to screw people."
A professor was in class teaching his students about laws, and begun a conversation about Murphy's Law.
Professor: " Have you ever heard about Murphy's law?"
Student: "No, what's that?"
Professor: "Well basically, it's the principle that anything that can go wrong, will go wrong"
Students were impressed, so one student in particular decided to respond.
Student: "Oh yeah? Well have you ever heard about Cole's law?"
Professor: "No, I haven't. I don't believe that's actually a thing."
Student: "It is. It's thinly sliced cabbage"
A guy asked a girl in a library, Do you mind if I sit by you?
The girl answered with a loud voice, I DON'T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOUUUU!!!!!!
All the students in the library looked up at the guy and he was embarrassed. The girl whispered to him; I study psychology and I know what a man is thinking. You're embarrassed, right?
The guy responded with a loud voice, $200 JUST FOR ONE NIGHT!!?? THAT'S TOO MUCH!!!!
...And all the people in the library looked at the girl in shock. The guy leaned down and whispered in her ear I study law, and I know how to make someone feel guilty.
A blonde, a drunk, and a law student walk into a bar at the same time
And they'll never know it...
Im first year law student and our professor asked us what is law.
Baby don't hurt me
Don't hurt me
No more...
A teacher at a law school made a bet with a student that the student would pay him money once he wins his first case.
The teacher then immediately sued him for failure to pay.
A professor gives an IT student, a law student and a medical student a phone book to memorize
The IT student creates a program that does it for him, the law student asks whether the assignment is legal and the medical student asks „When is it due?
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Do you mind if I sit beside you? The girl replied with a loud voice, "NO, I DON 'T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!" All the students in the library started staring at the guy; he was truly embarrassed.
After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly to the guy 's table and said, "I study psychology, and I know what a man is thinking. I guess you felt embarrassed, right?
The guy then responded with a loud voice, $500 FOR ONE NIGHT? THAT 'S WAY TOO MUCH!
All the people in the library looked at the girl in shock.
The guy stood and whispered in her ear, "I study law, and I know how to screw people."
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A man sees a pretty girl in a library...
He goes up to her and says "I'd like to spend some time with you". At the top of her voice, she yells "NO I DON'T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU" and storms off. Everyone in the library stares at the man, embarrassed for him.
The next day in the library, she comes over to him and whispers to the man: "I'm a Psychology student. I know how to embarrass people". He yells: "£500 FOR s**...? YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME. MY FRIEND SAYS YOU CHARGED HIM £20".
The girl turns a deep shade of crimson and the man whispers to her: "I'm a Law student. And I know how to screw people".
It's irritating when students get ahead of themselves...
These days many college students assume that they're doing the job already. That's not how it works, you need to get the certification, or get the job.
Engineering students shouldn't call themselves engineers
Medical students shouldn't call themselves doctors
Law students shouldn't call themselves lawyers
Business school students shouldn't call themselves minions
And Art students certainly shouldn't call themselves baristas or waiters...
