Law Of Attraction Jokes

10 law of attraction jokes and hilarious law of attraction puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about law of attraction that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Law Of Attraction Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.

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Women are the only physical entity that defy the laws of gravitation.

Increase in mass does not lead to an increase in the orce of attraction.

What's the most attractive law of science?

Everything falls for it.

Why wasn't the man considered attractive?

The laws of gravity didn't apply to him.

I'm attracted to you...

and the laws of gravity say that you're attracted to me, too.

According to the laws of physics, the heavier you are...

the more attractive you are.

Newton is dead v**...

All his life he studied the laws of attraction, without understanding the gravity of his situation

Law of attraction to females

If I had a nickel for every girl that found me unattractive, they would eventually find me attractive.

I am objectively attractive

According to Newton's law of universal gravitation, mass attracts mass. So that's why you're into me

"What would you like?" asks the bartender.

"What would I like?!" replies Bob. "A bigger house, more money and a more attractive wife!"
"No, no!" says the bartender patiently. "I meant, what do you want?"
"To win the lottery, for my mother-in-law to die and for my child to be born healthy!"
"What's it to be!?" says the bartender, less patiently.
"A boy or a girl, I don't care."
"You misunderstand me!" says the bartender impatiently. "I only asked what you want to drink."
"Oh." says Bob. "I see. Why didn't you say so? What have you got?"
"Nothing at all." says the bartender. "I'm perfectly healthy."

You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.

You think "taking out the trash" means taking your in-laws to a movie.
You take a load to the dump and bring back more than you took.
You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.
You ever cut your grass and found a car.
The Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your wife.
Your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat.
You think taking a bubble bath starts with eating beans for dinner.
You've got more than one brother named 'Darryl'.
You own a homemade fur coat.
The people on j**... Springer's show remind you of your neighbors.
You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.
You can get dog hair from out of your belly button.
The beer can collection in the town museum is the big tourist attraction.
People hear your car a long time before they see it.

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