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Lavender Jokes

4 lavender jokes and hilarious lavender puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about lavender that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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What is a good lavender joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

I heard that drake insists on lavender scented condoms...

...So his farts don't stink

My daughter asked me why there are a lot of soaps that smell like lavender.

I said "It's just a popular smell that a lot of people like, like sweet orange, lemongrass and rosemary." She paused and then nodded and replied:
"Yes, that seems like common scents."

So there was a family of moles.

They decided to leave thier burrow to smell the spring air. The father mole poked his head out first and sniffed, "I smell lavender." he says. The mother mole poked her head out as well and said "You're right dear, I smell it too." Their son couldn't fit through the burrow entrance and said "Well, all i smell is molasses."

Daddy, why am I called Rose?

Because when you were born a rose petal was dropped on your head
Daddy, why am I called Lavender?
Because when you were born some lavender was dropped on your head
Gneurgh Gneurgh Gneurgh
Shut Up Fridge

Lavender joke,  Daddy, why am I called Rose?

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