The Best 4 Lavender Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Lavender jokes. There are some lavender thyme jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these lavender fragrance puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Lavender Jokes and Puns

I heard that drake insists on lavender scented condoms...

...So his farts don't stink

So there was a family of moles.

They decided to leave thier burrow to smell the spring air. The father mole poked his head out first and sniffed, "I smell lavender." he says. The mother mole poked her head out as well and said "You're right dear, I smell it too." Their son couldn't fit through the burrow entrance and said "Well, all i smell is molasses."

Daddy, why am I called Rose?

Because when you were born a rose petal was dropped on your head
Daddy, why am I called Lavender?
Because when you were born some lavender was dropped on your head
Gneurgh Gneurgh Gneurgh
Shut Up Fridge

Lavender joke,  Daddy, why am I called Rose?

Smell that patchouli candle? Now you're naked, i'm going to massage this lavender oil into your shoulders, then stroke your curves with these lemon grass strands...

It should be quite homeo-erotic

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the lavender perfume jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working lavender rose piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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