The Best 12 Lavatory Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Lavatory jokes. There are some lavatory urinal jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these lavatory oakland puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Lavatory Jokes and Puns

Useful Metric Equivalents

* 1 million microphones = 1 megaphone
* 1 million bicycles = 2 megacycles
* 2000 mockingbirds = two kilomockingbirds
* 52 = 1 decacards
* 1/2 lavatory = 1 demijohn
* 1 millionth of a fish = 1 microfiche
* 435.6 graham crackers = 1 pound cake
* 10 rations = 1 decoration
* 10 millipede = 1 centipede
* 3 1/3 tridents = 1 decadent
* 10 monologues = 5 dialogues
* 2 monograms = 1 diagram
* 8 nickels = 2 paradigms

Edit - formatting

I just flew in from New York and boy are my arms tired

from all the masturbating I did in the airplane lavatory.

what did Spock find in the ships lavatory?

the captain's log

Lavatory joke, what did Spock find in the ships lavatory?

Where does a valcano go to pee?

The lavatory.

What's the difference between the lavatory and the cemetery?

No difference - when you gotta go, you gotta go!

Where do volcanoes go to relieve themselves?

The lavatory, of course!

What do you call a frozen swine lavatory?

A pigloo

I'll see myself out.

Lavatory joke, What do you call a frozen swine lavatory?

Pranking the police

A couple of pranksters broke into the local police station and stole all the lavatory equipment.

A spokesperson was quoted as saying, "We have absolutely nothing to go on."

What is the coldest lavatory in the world?


A pig walked into a bar and ordered a beer

It then asks the bartender for directions to the lavatory and hurries off
Another pig walks into the bar and orders a beer. After a while it also asks for directions to the toilet and hurries off
One more pig enters the bar and orders a beer. The bartender asks it," Aren't you going to ask f9r directions to the toilet?"
To which the pig replies," No, I'm the one that goes wee wee wee all the way home."

What will you find in Superman's lavatory?

A Superbowl.

Shamelessly stolen from: The Joker -Justice League Action.
I was drunk and I thought this was funny.

You can explore lavatory microphones reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean lavatory bathroom dad jokes. There are also lavatory puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.

Johnyy Depp came out of a lavatory and was all wet

So I asked, " What happened?"
Johnny replied,"I went in, someone recognized me and yelled- *Hey its Johnny Depp* , and everybody turned"

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the lavatory roof jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working lavatory lav piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

Joko Jokes