Lavatory Jokes
10 lavatory jokes and hilarious lavatory puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about lavatory that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Amusing & Witty Lavatory Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun
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Useful Metric Equivalents
* 1 million microphones = 1 megaphone
* 1 million bicycles = 2 megacycles
* 2000 mockingbirds = two kilomockingbirds
* 52 = 1 decacards
* 1/2 lavatory = 1 demijohn
* 1 millionth of a fish = 1 microfiche
* 435.6 graham crackers = 1 pound cake
* 10 rations = 1 decoration
* 10 millipede = 1 centipede
* 3 1/3 tridents = 1 decadent
* 10 monologues = 5 dialogues
* 2 monograms = 1 diagram
* 8 nickels = 2 paradigms
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I just flew in from New York and boy are my arms tired
from all the m**... I did in the airplane lavatory.
what did Spock find in the ships lavatory?
the captain's log
Where does a valcano go to pee?
The lavatory.
What's the difference between the lavatory and the cemetery?
No difference - when you gotta go, you gotta go!
Where do volcanoes go to relieve themselves?
The lavatory, of course!
What do you call a frozen swine lavatory?
A pigloo
I'll see myself out.
Pranking the police
A couple of pranksters broke into the local police station and stole all the lavatory equipment.
A spokesperson was quoted as saying, "We have absolutely nothing to go on."
A joke for the British.
Some u**... got into my eye whilst cleaning the lavatories at a kid's nursery yesterday....
....I'm putting in a claim for Pee Pee Eye.
A pig walked into a bar and ordered a beer
It then asks the bartender for directions to the lavatory and hurries off
Another pig walks into the bar and orders a beer. After a while it also asks for directions to the toilet and hurries off
One more pig enters the bar and orders a beer. The bartender asks it," Aren't you going to ask f9r directions to the toilet?"
To which the pig replies," No, I'm the one that goes wee wee wee all the way home."
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