The Best 47 Lava Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Lava jokes. There are some lava hutt jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these lava rootbeer puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Lava Jokes and Puns

What did one volcano say to the other volcano?

I lava you

How many pot-smoking hippies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Does anyone know? I'm having a party and my lava lamp is burned out.

You can actually drink lava!

but only once.

Lava joke, You can actually drink lava!

Contrary to popular belief, you actually CAN drink lava

but only once

The Planets

71% water + 29% land = Earth

100% land + 0% Chocolate = Mars

100% land + 0% Fertility = Venus

100% land and lava + 0% Freddy = Mercury

100% land + 0% Dog = Pluto

100% gas = Uranus

A Chemist with a broken arm fell in some lava

His splint went up in flames

You can drink lava

But only once

Lava joke, You can drink lava

Did you know you can eat lava?

But only once

Science confirm that humans can ingest deadly poison or even molten lava.


What is hot and makes me hard?

Being covered in lava.


Hand. Hand. River. Dirt. Gollum. Hobbits. Pockets. Pockets. Finger. Envelope. Fire. Hand. Neck. Neck. Finger. Hobbits. Neck. Neck. Neck. Pocket. Finger. LAVA.

- The Lord of the Rings Trilogy, from the perspective of the ring.

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An American and a Mexican are sitting at the beach when a genie offers both of them one wish.

The American says:

"I'd like a 5-mile-high wall around the US so that no foreigners or illegal Chinese goods can enter without our government's permission." And voilรก the wall is built.

The genie then asks the Mexican what he wants:

"Fill it with lava."

What did the volcano say after 3 years in Bangkok?

Me lava you long time.

Science have confirmed that humans can consume extremely poisonous materials and even drink molten lava


What does the oxygen say to the magma?

I LAVA you

What do you call a boat filled with lava?

A volcanoe.

Lava joke, What do you call a boat filled with lava?

What do you call 10 samples of 6.02 x 10ยฒยณ lava molecules?

Mole-ten rock.

What do you call a boat that floats on lava?

A vol-canoe.

My girlfriend was getting off the couch and I said "Floor is lava! I dare you to move"

She said she's been wanting to for a while and moved out.


What's a Home Depot employee's favourite game

The customer is lava

How do volcanoes reproduce?

By making lava.

Girl, are you a lava lamp?

Cause I could watch you go up and down for hours

You can eat lava

but only once.

What is Satan's favorite challenge?

The floor is lava

My wife says adults shouldn't pretend the lawn is lava,

but I'm on the fence.

Did you know that you can drink lava?

Only once, though.

What's the most popular game in Hawaii right now?

The floor is lava!

People from Hawaii are so lucky!

They get to play the floor is lava for real!

They say Hawaii is the best place to go to feel like a kid again

Right now you can play "The floor is actually lava"

What is Hawaii's national game?

The floor is lava

What's Hawaii's state game?

The floor is lava.

What's the favorite game played by Hawaiian children these days?

The floor is lava.

What did the affectionate volcano tell the Hawaiian homeowner?

"I lava you."

How did the Hawaiian hipster die?

He walked on lava before it was cool.

Do you know the game where the floor is lava?

It's a great hit in Hawaii

A mathematician has one foot in a bucket of lava and the other on a block of ice

On average, he's okay.

What classic game do Hawaiian kids love the most?

The floor is lava.

What did the Romantic Hurricane say to the sheep covered volcano?

Eye Lava Ewe

There was once a guy who drove on lava

He said he wanted 'hot wheels'

You know your kids are lazy

When they play "the furniture is lava"

What did the Italian volcano say to his girlfriend?

I lava you!

A lava rock quit his job at the volcano today

Said they took him for granite.

I had a friend who was always dressed well, and could float on lava.

He was flamboyant.

Why did a hippie head to a volcano?

So he can get himself a lava lamp!

The Floor is Lava would have been a great game

But it has a fatal floor.

Did you hear about the Doctor that boiled 2000 lbs of gophers alive?!?!

He was studying mole-ton lava.

What do you call a race over lava

A heated competition

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