Lava Jokes
57 lava jokes and hilarious lava puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about lava that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Looking for a few laughs? Check out these lava jokes that will make you giggle like a yeti! From slag puns to magma one-liners and lava cake puns, these jokes are sure to bring you some molten laughter.
Quick Jump To
Funniest Lava Short Jokes
Short lava jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The lava humour may include short volcano jokes also.
- Devil: This is the lake of lava you will be spending eternity in Me: Actually, since we're underground, it would be magma
Devil: You understand this is why you're here, right? - My girlfriend just accused me of being too childish, walked out, and slammed the door. It was pretty brave of her... ...considering the floor was lava.
- I would rather hug an erupting volcano than run away from it. 'cause I' m a lava, not a hata'!
- The Planets 71% water + 29% land = Earth
100% land + 0% Chocolate = Mars
100% land + 0% Fertility = Venus
100% land and lava + 0% Freddy = Mercury
100% land + 0% Dog = Pluto
100% gas = Uranus - A mathematician has one foot in a bucket of lava and the other on a block of ice On average, he's okay.
- Kids in Hawaii are tough. Some say they are the toughest kids in the USA. Their play time is deadly serious. They are the world champions in 'The floor is lava'.
- They say Hawaii is the best place to go to feel like a kid again Right now you can play "The floor is actually lava"
- There was once a guy who drove on lava He said he wanted 'hot wheels'
- Why did a hippie head to a volcano? So he can get himself a lava lamp!
- What do you call 10 samples of 6.02 x 10²³ lava molecules? Mole-ten rock.
Share These Lava Jokes With Friends
Lava One Liners
Which lava one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with lava? I can suggest the ones about volcano erupt and lizard.
- ''The Floor is lava'' ~ Everyone, Pompeii, 79 A.D.
- How did the Hawaiian hipster die? He walked on lava before it was cool.
- What classic game do Hawaiian kids love the most? The floor is lava.
- My wife says adults shouldn't pretend the lawn is lava, but I'm on the fence.
- Contrary to popular belief, you actually CAN drink lava but only once
- Is lava wet? Maybe so but I'm not taking it for granite.
- What did one volcano say to the other volcano? I lava you
- People from Hawaii are so lucky! They get to play the floor is lava for real!
- What do you call a race over lava A heated competition
- Girl, are you a lava lamp? Cause I could watch you go up and down for hours
- You know your kids are lazy When they play "the furniture is lava"
- What did the affectionate volcano tell the Hawaiian homeowner? "I lava you."
- What is Satan's favorite challenge? The floor is lava
- What's a Home Depot employee's favourite game The customer is lava
- The Floor is Lava would have been a great game But it has a fatal floor.
Uproarious Lava Jokes to Share with Friends
What funny jokes about lava you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean flames jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make lava pranks.
⚠️ Warning ⚠️
This joke may contain profanity or explicit language
How many p**...-smoking hippies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Does anyone know? I'm having a party and my lava lamp is burned out.
When will Pele stop giving birth to new land?
When she gets her lava tubes tied.
⚠️ Warning ⚠️
This joke may contain profanity or explicit language
A Chemist with a broken arm fell in some lava
His splint went up in flames
⚠️ Warning ⚠️
This joke may contain profanity or explicit language
Science confirm that humans can ingest deadly poison or even molten lava.
Once
Lotr
Hand. Hand. River. Dirt. Gollum. Hobbits. Pockets. Pockets. Finger. Envelope. Fire. Hand. Neck. Neck. Finger. Hobbits. Neck. Neck. Neck. Pocket. Finger. LAVA.
- The Lord of the Rings Trilogy, from the perspective of the ring.
⚠️ Warning ⚠️
This joke may contain profanity or explicit language
An American and a Mexican are sitting at the beach when a genie offers both of them one wish.
The American says:
"I'd like a 5-mile-high wall around the US so that no foreigners or i**... Chinese goods can enter without our government's permission." And voilá the wall is built.
The genie then asks the Mexican what he wants:
"Fill it with lava."
What did the volcano say after 3 years in Bangkok?
Me lava you long time.
⚠️ Warning ⚠️
This joke may contain profanity or explicit language
Science have confirmed that humans can consume extremely poisonous materials and even drink molten lava
**Once**
What do you call a boat that floats on lava?
A vol-canoe.
My girlfriend was getting off the couch and I said "Floor is lava! I dare you to move"
She said she's been wanting to for a while and moved out.
Baaayyyee
What could you find in a lava monster's toilet?
Te Kaka
How do volcanoes reproduce?
By making lava.
Why did Lavar Ball stop having kids?
Because his pull out game is too strong.
In hawaii they took too seriosly the game
Floor is lava
I am so brave I can see the lava boiling in Hawaii from 2 inches away
On YouTube!
⚠️ Warning ⚠️
This joke may contain profanity or explicit language
I don't have to run faster than the lava...
I only gotta run faster than **you**
What did the Romantic Hurricane say to the sheep covered volcano?
Eye Lava Ewe
A lava rock quit his job at the volcano today
Said they took him for granite.
I had a friend who was always dressed well, and could float on lava.
He was flamboyant.
