Lava Jokes

60 lava jokes and hilarious lava puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about lava that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Looking for a few laughs? Check out these lava jokes that will make you giggle like a yeti! From slag puns to magma one-liners and lava cake puns, these jokes are sure to bring you some molten laughter.

Funniest Lava Short Jokes

Short lava jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The lava humour may include short volcano jokes also.

  1. Devil: This is the lake of lava you will be spending eternity in Me: Actually, since we're underground, it would be magma
    Devil: You understand this is why you're here, right?
  2. My girlfriend just accused me of being too childish, walked out, and slammed the door. It was pretty brave of her... ...considering the floor was lava.
  3. I would rather hug an erupting volcano than run away from it. 'cause I' m a lava, not a hata'!
  4. The Planets 71% water + 29% land = Earth
    100% land + 0% Chocolate = Mars
    100% land + 0% Fertility = Venus
    100% land and lava + 0% Freddy = Mercury
    100% land + 0% Dog = Pluto
    100% gas = Uranus
  5. A mathematician has one foot in a bucket of lava and the other on a block of ice On average, he's okay.
  6. Kids in Hawaii are tough. Some say they are the toughest kids in the USA. Their play time is deadly serious. They are the world champions in 'The floor is lava'.
  7. You know your kids are lazy When they play "the furniture is lava"
  8. They say Hawaii is the best place to go to feel like a kid again Right now you can play "The floor is actually lava"
  9. Do you know the game where the floor is lava? It's a great hit in Hawaii
  10. What did the affectionate volcano tell the Hawaiian homeowner? "I lava you."

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Lava One Liners

Which lava one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with lava? I can suggest the ones about volcano erupt and lizard.

  1. ''The Floor is lava'' ~ Everyone, Pompeii, 79 A.D.
  2. How did the Hawaiian hipster die? He walked on lava before it was cool.
  3. What classic game do Hawaiian kids love the most? The floor is lava.
  4. My wife says adults shouldn't pretend the lawn is lava, but I'm on the fence.
  5. Contrary to popular belief, you actually CAN drink lava but only once
  6. Is lava wet? Maybe so but I'm not taking it for granite.
  7. What did one volcano say to the other volcano? I lava you
  8. What's the most popular game in Hawaii right now? The floor is lava!
  9. What's the favorite game played by Hawaiian children these days? The floor is lava.
  10. People from Hawaii are so lucky! They get to play the floor is lava for real!
  11. Science confirm that humans can ingest deadly poison or even molten lava. Once
  12. What do you call a race over lava A heated competition
  13. What does the oxygen say to the magma? I LAVA you
  14. What did the Italian volcano say to his girlfriend? I lava you!
  15. Girl, are you a lava lamp? Cause I could watch you go up and down for hours

Lava Lamp Jokes

Here is a list of funny lava lamp jokes and even better lava lamp puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Why did a hippie head to a volcano? So he can get himself a lava lamp!
  • How many p**...-smoking hippies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Does anyone know? I'm having a party and my lava lamp is burned out.
Lava joke, How many p**...-smoking hippies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Uproarious Lava Jokes to Share with Friends

What funny jokes about lava you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean flames jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make lava pranks.

You can actually drink lava!

but only once.

A Chemist with a broken arm fell in some lava

His splint went up in flames

You can drink lava

But only once

Did you know you can eat lava?

But only once

What is hot and makes me hard?

Being covered in lava.


Hand. Hand. River. Dirt. Gollum. Hobbits. Pockets. Pockets. Finger. Envelope. Fire. Hand. Neck. Neck. Finger. Hobbits. Neck. Neck. Neck. Pocket. Finger. LAVA.
- The Lord of the Rings Trilogy, from the perspective of the ring.

An American and a Mexican are sitting at the beach when a genie offers both of them one wish.

The American says:
"I'd like a 5-mile-high wall around the US so that no foreigners or i**... Chinese goods can enter without our government's permission." And voilá the wall is built.
The genie then asks the Mexican what he wants:
"Fill it with lava."

Science have confirmed that humans can consume extremely poisonous materials and even drink molten lava


What do you call 10 samples of 6.02 x 10²³ lava molecules?

Mole-ten rock.

What's a Home Depot employee's favourite game

The customer is lava

You can eat lava

but only once.

What is Satan's favorite challenge?

The floor is lava

Did you know that you can drink lava?

Only once, though.

What's Hawaii's state game?

The floor is lava.

There was once a guy who drove on lava

He said he wanted 'hot wheels'

A lava rock quit his job at the volcano today

Said they took him for granite.

The Floor is Lava would have been a great game

But it has a fatal floor.

Did you hear about the Doctor that boiled 2000 lbs of gophers alive?!?!

He was studying mole-ton lava.

Lava joke, I would rather hug an erupting volcano than run away from it.

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