The Best 5 Lauren Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Lauren jokes. There are some lauren michelle jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these lauren consonant puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Lauren Jokes and Puns

A wife and husband were in a car talking to each other.

Wife : would you sleep with my best friend in order to save my life?

Husband : uhh, of course. I'd do anything to save your life, even if I had to sleep with Jessica.

Wife : what? Whose Jessica?

Husband : uhh, your best friend? Who is it? Lauren?

Wife : What??? No

Husband : Well i'd sleep with anyone if it meant I would be able to save your life. Who is your best friend anyways?

Wife : Jonathan

Blonde Moments: Life with a Blonde Teenage Daughter

SCENE: My teenage daughter and me in the car.

Lauren: Dad, do you know what the most commonly used letter in a girl's name is?

Me: Hmm, is it a consonant or a vowel? (Silence.) Please tell me you know what consonants and vowels are.

Lauren: You're no fun, Dad. Forget it.

Me: What is a vowel?

Lauren: OK, OK. A vowel is … ahh … eh … well, oh … uh …

Me: Close enough.

How does Laurent Ruquier take off his condom ?

By farting !

What kind of clothes do anti-vaxxers love to dress their kids in?

Ralph Lauren Polio

The anti-vax movement just got its first clothing sponsor

Polio Ralph Lauren


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the lauren caitlin jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working lauren roleplay piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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