Laundry Room Jokes

17 laundry room jokes and hilarious laundry room puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about laundry room that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Funniest Laundry Room Short Jokes

Short laundry room jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The laundry room humour may include short laundry jokes also.

  1. What's the proper procedure when witnessing someone having a seizure in a bathtub? Sprint to your room, grab all the dirty clothes you can, and start saving money on laundry.
  2. Dirty things Wife: Honey I want you to whisper dirty things in my ear !
    Husband: Kitchen, living room, laundry, dining room...
  3. Today, my wife found a pair of her sister's p**... in our room. They were in my laundry pile, next to my boxers.
    Now she's mad, because I told her it was only a brief affair.
  4. What's the most racist place in a house? The laundry room. It's the only place where the b**... have to be separated from the w**....

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Laundry Room One Liners

Which laundry room one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with laundry room? I can suggest the ones about laundry machine and laundry up.

  1. There was a robbery in the laundry room. Two clothespins held up a pair of pants.
  2. What do you do if your daughter gets dirty in the laundry room? You washer and dryer.
  3. I spilled laundry detergent on my rug! It really tide the room together.

Laundry Room Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about laundry room you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean laundry detergent jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make laundry room pranks.

Three nuns were talking...

The first nun said, "I was cleaning the father's room the other day and do you know what I found? A bunch of pornographic magazines!" 
"What did you do?" the other nuns asked. 
"Well, of course I threw them all in the trash." 
The second nun said, "Well, yesterday, I was in the father's room putting away the laundry and I found a bunch of condoms." 
"Oh my," gasped the other nuns. "What did you do?" they asked. 
"I poked holes in all of them," she replied. 
The third nun said, "Oh s**...." 

A wife goes on a retreat for work for a few days. When she returns and enters the house, she puts her things away and then goes to do some much needed laundry.

Upon her entry to the room, however, she finds a pair of p**... on the floor that do not belong to her!
Furious, she questions her husband.
The husband says, "I have no idea where they came from I don't do the laundry, the maid does!"
The wife calms down and says, "Oh! So maybe these belong to the maid, could be she was doing her laundry here."
"Nah," said the husband musingly, "she doesn't even wear p**....

Three nuns are talking. The first nun says, "I was cleaning in Father's room the other day and do you know what I found? A bunch of pornographic magazines." "What did you do?" the other nun asks. "Well, of course I threw them in the trash." The second nun says, "Well, I can top that. I was in Father's room putting away the laundry and I found a bunch of condoms!" "Oh my!" gasp the other nuns. "What did you do?" they ask. "I poked holes in all of them!" she replies. The third nun faints.

I just love to do special things for my wife on Valentine's day.

Like open the door for her when she puts all the laundry in the washing machine, or plug and unplug the vacuum as she moves from room to room cleaning.
Guys, it's these little thoughtful things you can do to have a marriage such as mine.

Sharing a washing machine in college

I was going to the college laundry room to wash my clothes and noticed someone left their clothes in the dryer that I had booked.
Naturally I just went to take it out, but just as I did, a girl walked in, and saw me with my arms full of her towels and underwear.
She gave me a very weird look, so I tried to explain, that I had booked the machine and such, and that I'm not a pervert.
But she just took her stuff and left, without saying anything.
I don't think she believed my explanation.
Or maybe she just couldn't understand what I was saying because I still had her p**... in my mouth.

The mother of the bride and her daughter were packing for her honeymoon night.

The daughter asked her mother to pack her black nightgown. The mother looked everywhere but couldn't find it. Time was running short so she grabbed her daughter's pink negligee from the laundry hamper and stuffed it into the suitcase.
After the wedding, the newlyweds went to their hotel room. The groom was very shy so he asked his bride to change in one corner of the room and promise not to peek as he changed in another. Agreeing, the bride went to her corner, opened her suitcase and saw the negligee her mother had thrown in. "Oh my God," she yelled, "it's short, pink and wrinkled!"
"Honey, you promised not to look!" said the groom.

Starch in your shorts! (Always makes me laugh:3)

Grandpa and Billy were working out in the garden.
Grandpa spies Billy trying to put a worm back into the ground.
"You'll never get that worm back in his hole," said the old man.
Suddenly, Billy had an idea. He ran into the laundry room and came back with a can of spray starch.
After a few sprays, the worm was as stiff as a board and Billy was able to slide him back into the earth.
"Billy! You're a genius," exclaimed Grandpa. He hugged Billy, gave him a dollar out of his pocket, grabbed the starch, and ran inside.
Thirty minutes later, Grandpa comes back out smiling. He gives Billy another dollar.
"Grandpa," said the boy, "You already gave me a dollar."
"No," replied Grandpa, "That dollar's from grandma!"
(Not sure if repost :( )