Laundry Detergent Jokes

31 laundry detergent jokes and hilarious laundry detergent puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about laundry detergent that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Funniest Laundry Detergent Short Jokes

Short laundry detergent jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The laundry detergent humour may include short detergent jokes also.

  1. What do you do when an epileptic is having a seizure in the bathtub? Throw your dirty laundry in there with some detergent.
  2. I was doing the laundry today and I started reading the side of the detergent and it said… Tough on Grime.
    Smashes Dirt.
    Hard on stain.
    I thought, wow, that last one's a bit too much information…
  3. God grant me the FOOD to sustain my body, the LAUNDRY DETERGENT to wash the stains from my clothes,
    and the WISDOM to know the difference.
  4. What do you do when you see an epileptic throwing a fit in a bath tub? You throw in some laundry and detergent.
  5. Yo momma is like cheap laundry detergent Not as soft, doesn't smell as good, but gets way more loads
  6. What kind of laundry detergent do handicapped people use? Downy.
    I apologize for this one, it's pretty mean. I really do sympathize with handicapped people.
  7. Only total detergents can laundry sauce "degenerates." Cleanse the detergent degenerates with laundry sauce!
  8. I was buying some laundry detergent the other day... While I was paying, the cashier slapped me hard.
    "What was that for!?" I exclaimed.
    She told me "No pain, No Gain"
  9. What do a special ed student and laundry detergent have in common? They're both a little downy.
  10. Why did the teen eat laundry detergent as a snack? He just wanted something to Tide him over til dinner.

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Laundry Detergent One Liners

Which laundry detergent one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with laundry detergent? I can suggest the ones about laundry and laundry machine.

  1. What do police and my laundry detergent not have in common? One protects all colors.
  2. Life isn't all about laundry detergent... It's what's in Tide that counts!
  3. I was terrified when I accidentally used bleach instead of laundry detergent
  4. Snoop Dog has released a new brand of laundry detergent... It's called Bleatch!
  5. I don't use laundry detergent anymore It made my dishwasher explode :(
  6. I spilled laundry detergent on my rug! It really tide the room together.

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What funny jokes about laundry detergent you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean laundry up jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make laundry detergent pranks.

A little boy walks into his local corner store...

He goes in with his weekly allowance from his parents, usually to get a candy bar or something. But this time, to the cashier's surprise he brings up a bottle of laundry detergent. "What do you need this for, kid?" asks the cashier. The young boy explains how his dog is filthy and needs a bath. The cashier explains to him, that it is a terrible idea and may even kill the dog. The kid listens to the advice, but proceeds and buys it anyways. A week or so later, the kid goes into the store and brings a candy bar up to the counter. The cashier rings him up and asks "Hey, so is your dog alright?" to which the little boy replies "no, he died". The cashier tells him, "I told you it was a bad idea to clean him with laundry detergent!" and the little boy replies, "I don't think it was the detergent that did it, I think it was the rinse cycle."

The Ku Klux k**......

It's worth joining just to find out the name of the brilliant laundry detergent they use.

I needed to do the laundry, but then I realized I was out of detergent,

so I went to write a shopping list and realized how unorganized the junk drawer was, and started checking pens for ink. When I went to toss all the junk, I saw that the trash was full but before I took it out I wanted to get rid of old food in the fridge. That's when I realized a juice jug had leaked so I needed to clean it up but when I went to grab a rag, I saw that the pantry closet was a nightmare so I started organizing it.
And that's how I ended up on the floor looking at my old photo albums from 1990s and not doing laundry.

Why did martin luther king jr. boycott laundry detergent?

Because it told him to keep his w**... and colours separate.

A girl asked me to have s**... with her

I was at the shopping mall yesterday and met this 21-year-old girl who was a laundry detergent promoter. She told me she would have s**... with me if I advertised her product to all my friends and contacts.
I was sadly amazed and obviously did not accept her offer because I am much older than her and I have strong moral principles and a clean soul.
A very clean soul... almost as clean as your laundry after being washed with the new AXON liquid detergent, super strong, coming with vanilla and lemon flavors for only $4.99.

I was doing laundry with my dad

I was doing laundry with my Dad, getting ready for a wedding. We had the TV running to keep us company. There was some s**... commercial running about laundry detergent or something. He was just throwing stuff in the machine while watching the TV, not paying attention. I saw him about to put something of mine that was not machine washable into the machine and I yelled at him, "Dad wait don't put that in there!" He held it up and looked at it as I went back to watching TV, and he asked me, "Son, what is this?"
I replied, "Its a Tie Dad".

Pet Laundry

A young boy, about eight years old, was at the store picking out a large box of laundry detergent. The grocer walked over and, trying to be friendly, asked the boy if he had a lot of laundry to do.
"Oh, no laundry," the boy said. "I'm going to wash my dog."
"But you shouldn't use this to wash your dog. It's very powerful and if you wash your dog in this, he'll get sick. In fact, it might even kill him."
But the boy was not stopped by this and carried the detergent to the counter and paid for it, even as the grocer still tried to talk him out of washing his dog.
About a week later the boy was back in the store doing some shopping. The grocer asked the boy how his dog was doing.
"Oh, he died," the boy said.
The grocer said, "I tried to tell you not to use that detergent on your dog."
"Well," the boy replied, "I don't think it was the detergent that killed him."
"Oh I'm sorry. How did he die?"
"I think it was the spin cycle."

A middle aged woman walks into a grocery store…

She has been single for the past 5 years and is extremely lonely. She proceeds to collect a few things here and there from throughout the store. Lip balm, a gallon of milk, a few rolls of paper towels, chicken p**... pies, and laundry detergent.
When she finishes finding all of her items she proceeded to the checkout counter. Immediately after she got in line a man came up behind her and began to wait as well. He had a 12 pack with him and was obviously drunk. He was staring at her groceries then up at her, swaying back and forth trying to keep balance.
You must be single? he asked her.
Normally she would ignore a stranger talking to her, especially one this drunk, but she was for some reason slightly intrigued. She noticed he kept looking at her groceries and up at her. Maybe he thought she was single based off what she was purchasing. Maybe he could point out something that would help her find someone to love.
Yes, I am single , she said. But can you tell me something? How can you tell I'm single? she said as she looked down at the few things in her basket.
cause….. he struggled to stand up and looked her in the eye. cause you're ugly.

Newly Weds Morgan and Adam have just moved into their new house....

and Morgan looks out the window and sees the neighbor's laundry hanging up to dry. "They need some new detergent, that laundry is still dirty!" The next morning Morgan wakes up and notices that the laundry is still dirty. This happens for the next couple of months, until one day she wakes up and sees that the laundry is clean. "She finally got new detergent!" Adam walks up behind her and says "Oh no, I just woke up early and cleaned the windows."