The Best 34 Laundromat Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Laundromat jokes. There are some laundromat mat jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these laundromat laundry puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Laundromat Jokes and Puns

Blonde walks into a...

A blonde goes into a laundry mat and asks to have her sweater cleaned. The laundromat attendant doesn't hear her correctly and says, "come again?" The blonde blushes slightly and giggles, "oh, no it's just mustard this time."

I love putting on warm underwear fresh out of the dryer...

Plus it's super fun to look around the laundromat and guess who they belong to.

Crazy man has sex with machine at laundromat and evades police

Nut screws washer and bolts

A blonde walks into a laundromat...

And says to a worker, "can you wash this shirt?"

The worker did not hear her and said "come again?"

The blonde than replies "no it is mustard this time"

A guy escaped from the lunatic asylum.

He broke into the local laundromat, banged the female assistant and ran off.

Headline in the local newspaper next day read,

"Nut Screws Washer and Bolts .

Why couldn't Mike Tyson go to the laundromat?

Because it was clothed.

I like to do my laundry naked so that all my clothes are clean.

Unfortunately, the patrons at the laundromat don't seem to agree.

Laundromat joke, I like to do my laundry naked so that all my clothes are clean.

I love putting on warm underwear fresh out of the dryer.

Plus it's fun to look around the laundromat and guess who they belong to.

A Woman goes into a laundromat

The woman says: I spilled salad on it. The Worker, not hearing them, said: Come again?
The woman says: No, not this time, it was salad.

I work at a laundromat

It's always loads of fun.

How is your mom just like a laundromat?

For a dollar in quarters she will take my load.

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Why did the Bee laundromat close down?

They were arrested for honey laundering.

I got charged $50 by a taxi driver to go to a laundromat only 2 miles away

I feel like I've been taken to the cleaners

Did you hear about the guy that escaped from a loony bin, went to the laundromat and assaulted some patrons, then ran away?

The headline in the paper read,

> Nut Screws Washers and Bolts.

What does a prostitute and a laundromat have in common?

If you run out of time you will need more change to finish your load.

Did you hear what happened at the laundromat last night?

Three clothespins held up two shirts.

Laundromat joke, Did you hear what happened at the laundromat last night?

So I was at the laundromat the other day

I went to the change machine to get some quarters. It took my bill but nothing came back out.

And I thought, "that doesn't make cents."

I got up the courage to try the change machine at the laundromat today

But it must be out of order

my life is still the same

I brought my therapy dog named stains to the laundromat the other day and he started to run of

So i shouted come stains!

I am a single male and I folded a fitted sheet at the laundromat today AMA!

Lots of women go to the laundromat

But it seems to deter gents

Spanish Stores End in "Γ­a"

For instance, florists is florerΓ­a. LavanderΓ­a is a laundromat. But what do you call Taco Bell for short?


My laundromat is Racist

The insist i separate my whites from my colours.

Two elderly ladies meet at the laundromat after not seeing one another for some time. After inquiring about each other's health one asked how the other's husband was doing.

Oh! Ted died last week. He went out to the garden to dig up a cabbage for dinner, had a heart attack and dropped down dead right there in the middle of the vegetable patch!"

Oh dear! I'm very sorry." replied her friend "What did you do?"

I opened a can of peas instead."

What do you call the glamorously dapper bouncer at the local laundromat who helped the singer of "Never Gonna Give You Up" through his anger issues?

Fab Rick softening deter gent.

What do communists do at the laundromat?

Wash their lenins

Laundromat joke, What do communists do at the laundromat?

What do a pimp and a laundromat owner have in common?

They both worry about how many loads it takes to break even.

Did you hear about the break-in at the laundromat?

Two close pins hung up a pair of pants!

-my grandfather

What does a laundromat and 1960's America in common?

People tend to separate the coloreds from the whites.

I really love that warm, cozy feeling when you just take your clothes out of the dryer...

This woman in the laundromat is giving me some strange looks though...

Maybe it's her dress?

What you call Andre the Giant if he worked at a Laundromat?

Laundre the Giant

Yo mama is like a laundromat...

25 cents per load.

What do you call the dapper bouncer at a coin op laundromat?

The Deter Gent.


How is Wolverine's love life similar to a mishap at the laundromat?

Someone else goes home with their Jeans.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the laundromat load jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working laundromat launder piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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