Laughter Jokes
138 laughter jokes and hilarious laughter puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about laughter that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
When life gets tough and the going gets rough, let laughter be the remedy! Discover laughter jokes from around the world that range from simple snickers to loud roars. Explore memes, stand-up comedy, SMS humor and much more in this collection of laughter-building activities. Find out about laughter clubs, laughter days, laughter therapy and laughter challenge, complete with tips and tricks to ensure you always have a smile on your face!
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Funniest Laughter Short Jokes
Short laughter jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The laughter humour may include short chuckle jokes also.
- Whomever said laughter is the best medicine... clearly hasn't tried curing diarrhea with a tickle fight.
- A baby's laughter can be the most beautiful sound you will ever hear... Unless it's 3am
And you're home alone
And you don't have a baby... - There's nothing sweeter than a baby's laughter… Unless it's 3am.
And you're home alone.
And you don't have a baby. - They say that laughter is the best medicine. Well, I have diarrhea and it's making it worse.
- Where did Napoleon keep his armies? IN HIS SLEEVIES!
Best used with little kids, or followed by maniacal laughter. - How many Indians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Your laughter is important to us.
You punchline will be delivered in the order in which it was requested. - I was going to tell you a joke about the Irish… But I didn't want you Dublin over with laughter.
- Laughter is the best medicine. Unless they have cancer. You can laugh at them all day and they still don't get better.
- [Programmer Joke] Why did the int drown? Because he couldn't float! (Insert laughter here)
- I heard laughter is the best medicine I heard laughter is the best medicine, so I went to the local hospital, found some cancer patients, and laughed at them.
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Laughter One Liners
Which laughter one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with laughter? I can suggest the ones about laugh your head off and laugh out loud.
- At what frequency does laughter become painful 1 gigglehurts
- Children's laughter can be a wonderful thing Unless its 2AM and you don't have any kids.
- Men are afraid of women's laughter... Women are afraid of manslaughter.
- What kind of laughter gets you a prison sentence? Manslaughter.
- If laughter was the best medicine... Your face would cure the world!
- There's nothing like the laughter of a baby at 1 AM... Unless you live alone
- Happy St. Patrick's Day! I told an Irishman a dad joke. He was Dublin over with laughter.
- In Laughter, the L comes first The rest of the letters come aughter it.
- If laughter is the best medicine, Then, clearly I can't be a doctor.
- I always put my laughter in a jar... I make the best laughing stock in town
- They say laughter is the best medicine That's why I laugh at people with AIDS
- If laughter is the best medicine... Why am I dying of it?
- How do you stop laughter? Add an S
- If laughter is the best medicine You can be sure your insurance won't cover it.
- If laughter is a drug... The real coke is in the comments!
Laughter Club Jokes
Here is a list of funny laughter club jokes and even better laughter club puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Welcome to Muhammad's comedy club Our comedy's the bomb, you'll explode with laughter
- Why was the l**... banned from the comedy club? His laughter was infectious.
Laughter Comedy Jokes
Here is a list of funny laughter comedy jokes and even better laughter comedy puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Why's it so bad to take an anti-vaxxer to a comedy show? They always end up dying of laughter.
Great Laughter Jokes to Share, Laugh and Enjoy with Friends
What funny jokes about laughter you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean lying jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make laughter pranks.
Old lady looking in the mirror says these aren't wrinkles they're laughter lines
husband mutters under his breath
must've been hilarious
A young woman on a flight from Ireland asked the priest beside her, 'Father,may I ask a favor?'
'Of course child. What can I do for you?'
'Well, I bought an expensive woman's electric hair dryer for my Mother's birthday that is unopened and well over the Customs limits, and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there any way you could carry it through customs for
me? Under your robes perhaps?
'I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not lie.'
'With your honest face, Father, no one will question you.'
When they got to Customs, she let the priest go ahead of her..
The official asked, 'Father, do you have anything to declare?'
'From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare.'
The official thought this answer strange, so he asked, 'And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?'
'I have a marvelous instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which is, to date, unused.'
Roaring with laughter, the official said, 'Go ahead, Father. Next!
The pharmacist
Peter walks into a drugstore and asks the pharmacist for a pack of condoms. Paying for them, he bursts into laughter and walks out of the store.
The next day he comes in again, buys condoms, and walks out laughing.
Thinking this is somewhat strange, the pharmacist asks his assistant to follow the man if he comes back.
Sure enough, Peter comes in the next day and walks out laughing. This time assistant goes after him, returning 20 minutes later.
So did you follow him? asks pharmacist
Yup.
Where did he go?
Your house.
An old actor has trouble getting work due to failing memory...
After contacting many people that he worked with in the past , he is finally able to land a job in a popular new Broadway play. The director tells him its only one line at the beginning of the play, but it is a very important line. It sets the mood for the rest of the play. It is ESSENTIAL he nails the line. The old actor emphasizes that he will nail it. The director reluctantly agrees and proceeds to tell him his role. You will take a beautiful rose, bring it to your nose and take a deep breath and say the following line: *Ah, the sweet scent of my mistress…* That's it. Do not screw this up! The old actor thanks him 10 times over and proceeds to practice for the next 2 weeks nonstop.
Opening night comes. It's a sold out theater. He takes to the stage, spotlight on him. He raises his hand, takes a deep breath and says the line perfectly * Ah, the sweet scent of my mistress… * Just after the line is delivered the auditorium burst into laughter. He walks off the stage distraught. I don't get it. I nailed the line perfectly. What happened? The director looks at him and yells YOU IDIOT! YOU FORGOT THE FLOWER!
A funny joke indeed
A new pastor was visiting the homes of his parishioners.
At one house it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer came to his repeated knocks at the door. Therefore, he took out a card and wrote "Revelation 3:20" on the back of it and stuck it in the door.
When the offering was processed the following Sunday, he found that his card had been returned. Added to it was this cryptic message, Genesis 3:10."
Reaching for his Bible to check out the citation, he broke up in gales of laughter.
Revelation 3:20 begins "Behold, I stand at the door and knock." Genesis 3:10 reads, "I heard your voice in the garden and I was afraid, for I was n**...."
Getting a haircut is a lot like the first time with a new lover...
There isn't really any conversation besides some nervous laughter and her asking me "How long has it been?" and "Do you like that?" and I'm never sure how much tip is appropriate.
Then I pay her, say thanks, and leave.
A U. S. Navy destroyer stops four Mexicans in a row boat rowing towards California...
The captain gets on the loud-hailer and shouts, "Ahoy, small craft. Where are you headed?"
One of the Mexicans puts down his oar, stands up, and replies, "We are invading the United States of America to reclaim the territory taken by the USA during the 1800s."
The entire crew of the destroyer doubled-over in laughter. When the captain was finally able to catch his breath, he gets back on the loud-hailer and asks, "Just the four of you?"
The same Mexican stands up again and shouts, "No, we're the last four. The rest are already there!"
It is Fred's first day in prison.
After spending the morning being processed, he is taken to the huge mess hall for lunch. He finds a seat at a table full of inmates who look like they have been behind bars for years. Suddenly, an inmate stands in the middle of the room and yells, "41!" As he sits down, the room erupts in laughter. Then another prisoner stands and yells, "123!" Again, there is laughter throughout the room.
Puzzled, Fred asks the inmate sitting next to him what's going on. "Well," the older inmate says, "Most of us have been here so long that we have heard all the jokes. So we just number them and use the number."
Fred says, "I love to tell jokes! Give me one."
"Okay," says the older inmate. "Everybody loves old 72. It always gets a big laugh"
Fred stands up, waits for the laughter to die down from the last joke, and yells, "72!" There is nothing but silence as hundreds of inmates just turn and stare at him.
Fred sits down and looks at the inmate who gave him the number.
"What happened?" he asks.
The older man shrugs and says, "Some people just can't tell a joke."
A man is spending his first night in prison...
He's laying in his bunk when the lights go out. After a few minutes, he hears someone shout, "13!" followed by a chorus of laughter.
Another few minutes go by and he hears, "27!" followed by more laughter.
"What's going on?" he asks his cell mate.
"Well, we've heard the same jokes so many times, we just gave them all numbers so we don't have to waste time repeating them."
A little more time passes and then someone erupts, "34!" to a few guffaws.
The man decides to try and join in by yelling, "19!"
He is greeted by silence. He asks his bunkmate, "Why didn't they laugh?"
His bunkmate replies, "You didn't tell it right."
Jokes
1. Something said in the pursuit of laughter.
2. A short tale with an end worth laughs after.
3. A noun you expect
commands no respect.
Root word "jocus". This limerick: disaster.
Chrysippus death joke
while watching a donkey eat some figs, he exclaimed
"Now give the donkey a drink of pure wine to wash down the figs!"
and died in the subsequent fit of laughter.
My friend woke up this morning in fits of laughter.
I think he must have slept funny.
Being a comedian is one of the professions that is considered successful when manslaughter is a nightly occurrence
Womans laughter is good too...
I got kicked out of the cancer ward at my hospital today.
Apparently laughter isn't the best medicine.
Dads
(Dad support group)
Hi, I'm dad
"Hi dad, I'm dad"
*room breaks into laughter*
*dads starts building a shed together*
Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine...
Which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis.
/Jack Handy
My wife's inappropriate Christmas dinner joke
Last night My wife and I were having Christmas dinner with her parents, grandparents, aunts/uncles, and a German neighbor who is a widow. We were talking about messing up while cooking meals and I mentioned the first time I cooked a turkey I cooked it upside down. The neighbor was incredulous that I could make such a mistake and asked how I could possibly do this when the breast would be round and make it difficult to get the turkey to not roll.
My lame joke:
>"Maybe I just like flat breasted turkeys."
Wife looks down at her chest:
>"Well now I feel self-conscious... Wait, is that why you always turn me face down?"
Everybody starts roaring with laughter and her dad turned bright red.
A mom buys an old parrot from a w**.....
A mom buys an old parrot in a w**... and proceeds to bring it home for the family to enjoy their new pet.
As she brings the parrot inside the house the parrot says "ah, new house!" and she bursts in laughter.
Later that day, the daughters arrive from school and promptly the parrot says "ah, new house, new prostitutes!" and they all burst in laughter.
Some time goes by, and after a long day of work the dad finally arrives home, and without wasting time, the parrot says "ah, new house, new prostitutes, same old customers. Good night Mr. Williams"
What is a terrorists favourite food?
Anything Allah-cart.
I found it funny. I was exploding with laughter.
A cardiologist died...
..and was given an elaborate f**.... A huge heart, covered in flowers, stood behind the casket during the service.
Following the eulogy, the heart opened and the casket rolled inside. The beautiful heart then closed, sealing the doctor inside, forever.
At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter. When all eyes stared at him, he said: "I'm sorry. I was just thinking of my own f**.....I'm a gynecologist."
The proctologist fainted.
The mass m**... has an inspirational poster on his wall.
"Can't spell 'slaughter' without 'laughter'"
Why was h**... a great comedian?
Cuz you can't spell s**... without laughter
My 8 year old son made me laugh with a dad joke...
We were trying to decide where to eat, I offered up Buffalo Wild Wings, but my son and daughter were being indecisive. I finally said ok guys, make up your mind My son replied with a c**... grin "C'mon Mom we'll just wing it"...he then burst into laughter for five minutes....his fathers humor is really rubbing off on him.
They say laughter is the best medicine
Thats why I always make sure to laugh when someone tells me they have cancer.
Why did the Muslim comedian go to jail?
Because he made the crowd explode with laughter.
People say laughter is the best medicine
Besides, you know, medicine
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are all on their way to heaven
One day, a blonde, brunette, and a redhead were on their way to heaven.
God told them that there were 1,000 stairs to reach heaven, and on every stair he would tell them a joke. If they laughed, or even just smiled, they would not make it into heaven.
The redhead managed to make it to the 45th step before laughing.
The brunette reached 200 and cracked a smile.
The blonde made it all the way to the 999th step and burst out in laughter before God had even told his joke.
"Why are you laughing when I haven't even told my joke yet?" God asked the Blonde.
"I just got the first one!" she answered.
A friend of mine died last friday, while drinking his martini
It's on that day I learnt an important lesson:
Though laughter is the best medicine, in certain situations the Heimlich maneuver may be more appropriate.
A man goes to recieve tests results from the doctor
A worried man goes to recieve tests results from the doctor. Stepping into the office, he says "Give it to me straight doc! Just do it!"
The doctor replies, "No, I'm not gay."
They both burst into laughter. "Besides", the doctor says, "I don't want h**..."
A man asks a woman:
"-Did you know that laughter is second best way to convince a girl to have s**... with you ? "
"-Really, what is the first ?"
"-A knife."
"-Hahaha, you're so funny !"
"-Good choice."
Laughter really is the best medicine...
Except for diarrhea.
A friend told me that laughter is the best medicine
Now I understand why Jeff Dunham is so sick all the time
Grandpa used to say that laughter is the best medicine.
I guess that's why most of us died from tuberculosis.
A man took his dog to the movie with him...
...and during the movie the dog howled with laughter at the jokes, wagged his tail merrily and at the end put his paws together and applauded. The movie staff saw this and were bewildered so after the movie one of the ushers approached the man and said to him, "We were all amazed, your dog really seemed to enjoy the movie." And the man said, "I know, it's so weird! He hated the book."
People say that laughter is the best medicine…
your face must be curing the world!
One careless spelling mistake...
... and laughter becomes s**....
Did you hear about the man with a laughing tic who accidentally killed someone?
He was found guilty of involuntary mans(laughter).
There's nothing quite as enjoyable as the sound of a child's laughter
unless of course it's 3am and you don't have kids
My 2.5 year old's joke
**Grandma to kids:** Are you Jack? Are you Harry?
**Kids**: nooooo (laughter)
**Grandma to 2.5 year old grandson**: Are you Mo?
**Grandson**: I mow the lawn!
Laughter is the best medicine.
Unless you're diabetic, then insulin is pretty high on the list.
Opposite of laughter
A teacher asked a student "What's the opposite of laughter?"
Student replied: "s**..."
Teacher stood shocked for few seconds, then asked: "what made you think that's the answer?"
Student: "When you laugh you say *ha ha ha*, and when you have s**... you say *ah ah ah*".
How can you tell that an Irish man is having a good time?
He's Dublin over with laughter
Frank's been drinking too much at the dinner party and decides to give a toast to his wife
"To my wife, the love of my life, and the sexiest woman I know. But it's too bad only one of those three is here tonight!"
There was a burst of laughter from the crowd, but Frank's wife took it in stride, raising here glass for a toast of her own.
"To my husband, a good provider, and the father of my children. Too bad only one of those could make it."
Laughter is best medicine...
Unless of course, you have explosive diarrhea!
Why is it so much fun to kill animals?
Because s**... is mostly laughter.
Did you know?
You can't spell manslaughter without man's laughter....
Can you work a pole?
So the other night my friends and I are having a few drinks and our one female friend is an ex-stripper, so we got into the topic of dancing and she looked at me and said yeah, can you work a pole xschlots? And for some reason the first comment that comes out is I mean yeah my family's mostly German. Working poles was our thing I have never heard a more deafening silence followed by laughter
Courtesy of my 6 year old.
She: What's that under there?
Me: Under where?
*cue, kids doubled over with laughter*
You said underwear!
[Dirty] Two s**... are swimming around inside a woman.
The first one, exhausted and out of breath asks, "how much longer till we reach the u**...?"
The second s**... breaks into laughter and replies, "the u**...?! We haven't even left the esophagus yet!"
Overhead at the FDA:
"If laughter is the best medicine, then why aren't we regulating it?"
Laughter
One letter way from screams and death.
A suspect made a police officer laugh
He was charged with man's laughter.
Laughter is the 2nd best
Boy:- Laughter is the 2nd best method to convince a girl to have s**.....
Girl:- What's the 1st one??
Boy:- A Knife.
Girl:- HaHaHa, you're funny..
Boy:- Good choice
Dad always said that laughter is the best medicine,
which is why several of us died from tuberculosis.
How come balloons don't do drugs?
Because they're afraid of getting high and getting busted
PS: Heard in a TV show and wanted to share the laughter to everyone in here.
My father always said laughter Was the best medicine, Which is why i was so confused
when I finally tried c**... in the '80s
It's funny how if you don't give a guy enough space...
A man's laughter quickly turns into manslaughter
I went to Ireland's Titanic Exhibit and requested a glass of water.
The barista asked me if I wanted ice with that.
Unsettled, I whispered: "...Is that safe here?"
We're miles apart now, but I'll always appreciate my time there, because if it wasn't for her subsequent laughter, I'd have never known how great I was at ice breakers.
What does Optmius Prime's giggling sound like?
Like a vehicular man's laughter.
A college teacher reminds her class of the next day's final exam.
Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury, illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!
A smart-a**... guy in the back of the room raised his hand and asked, What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter s**... exhaustion?
The entire class is reduced to laughter and snickering. When silence is restored, the teacher smiles knowingly at the student, shakes her head sweetly.
Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand.
Early One Morning
Woke early one morning, the earth lay cool and still.
When suddenly a tiny bird, perched on my window sill.
It sang a song so lovely, so carefree and gay.
That slowly all my troubles, began to slip away.
It sang of far off places, of laughter and of fun.
It seemed his very song, brought out the morning sun.
I pulled back the covers, and crept slowly out of bed,
and gently shut the window, and crushed his head.
I'm not a morning person
I work as a spy for the US government.
One of my more deadly assignments involved going after a mad scientist in Italy. I was having dinner with one of my contacts over some delicious cheesy rigatoni. Then, out of nowhere, I was hit by a shrink ray and tossed into my food with the sound of evil laughter. Fraught by the perils of steaming hot carbs around me, I knew that for now, escape would have to be my mission.
Mission in pasta bowl.
Guy gets sent to prison. 1st night, someone yells 39, whole prison laughs. Next night, someone yells 2, prison again erupts in laughter. Guy asks lifer what gives. Lifer explains there's a joke book, been passed around for years. Dudes memorize # & corresponding joke. Guy gets book & memorizes a few
That night he yells, 24!!! Nothing...
Next night, 9!! Crickets
He asks the lifer the next day what's happening...
Lifer says: some people just can't tell jokes
The world is missing out on so much laughter...
Now that people are only sharing inside jokes.
My two year-old son told his first joke today. Afterwards, he burst out laughing for about 5 minutes straight saying 'I'm so funny' over and over again.
The joke.
Son comes in carrying a soft toy, a cow.
Son: "Mummy Mummy cow is being noisy!"
Mummy: "How is cow being nois---"
Son: "Moooooooo!!!!"
Then bursts into loud laughter.
Love this kid!
