Laughing Stock Jokes

47 laughing stock jokes and hilarious laughing stock puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about laughing stock that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Funniest Laughing Stock Short Jokes

Short laughing stock jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The laughing stock humour may include short laughing matter jokes also.

  1. What do you call a happy cow? Laughing stock.
    What do you call a grumpy cow?
    A Feminist
  2. What do you get when you drain a hot tub full of clowns? Several gallons of laughing stock.
  3. Two cannibals had captured and killed a clown. They decided to make a laughing stock out of him.
  4. A chef I know just boiled up a chicken carcass with seasoning, vegetables and nitrous oxide. I told him he's made himself a laughing stock.
  5. Did you hear about the unprofitable chain of comedy clubs that went public through an IPO? It has now become the laughing stock.
  6. My fellow investors mocked me for buying shares in Nitrous Oxide. It's the laughing stock.
  7. What would happen if a clown opened his business up to the global market? He would be a laughing stock!
  8. a little tidbit i found in starbound human: \*scans stock
    \*if i told this stock a funny joke it would be a laughing stock
  9. What do Boris Johnson, the British Economy, and an entertained cube of beef extract have in common? They're all laughing stocks.
  10. A happy cow is laughing stock... An angry cow is a feminist

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Laughing Stock One Liners

Which laughing stock one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with laughing stock? I can suggest the ones about laughing hard and laughing competition.

  1. If you boil a funny bone it becomes a laughing stock. That's pretty humerus.
  2. What do you call cows that have a sense of humor? Laughing stock.
  3. What do you get if you boil funnybones? A laughing stock.
  4. What happens if you boil your funny bone? You make a laughing stock of yourself :)
  5. What do you call a funny group of cows? a laughing stock
  6. Did you know, if you boil a funny bone... It becomes a laughing stock.
  7. Why don't clowns invest their money in the market? They'd be the laughing stock.
  8. What do you call a clown after you've boiled it for 10 hours? A laughing stock!
  9. I'm so hungry right now I could boil a hyena! But I'd only make myself a laughing stock.
  10. What do you get when you boil a clown? Laughing stock
  11. My attempts to combine nitrous oxide and Oxo cubes made me a laughing stock
  12. I always put my laughter in a jar... I make the best laughing stock in town
  13. PETA is a successful investor in the laughing stock market.
  14. Q: What do you call cattle with a sense of humor?
    A: Laughing stock.
  15. What do you call a herd of giggling cows? Laughing stock.

Laughing Stock Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about laughing stock you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean laugh your head off jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make laughing stock pranks.


I tried to make a 'fancy' sauce last night at dinner, I mixed v**..., gravy and nitrous oxide, sadly, all I managed was make myself an Absolut laughing stock!

A small village soup chef tried to make a bit of extra money on the side, selling boullion cubes laced with m**......

It was the laughing stock of the whole town.

Laughing stock: cattle with a sense of humor.

We had an e**... in one of our chemistry labs last week.

Nobody got hurt, but the chemist responsible is the laughing stock of his group.
We use a lot of helium in the military, that's why when there's a shortage you can't get it for balloons - it's being stockpiled by the DOD. We use it to stabilize a variety of substances for storage.
One of the substances we cannot use it for is sodium. Even though it does not react with the helium, sodium in an environment with something it can't react with actually causes it to destabilize. In the correct stoichiometric ratio (8:3), it can actually explode. The chemists have a phrase they use to remind themselves of this:
Na Na Na Na, Na Na Na Na, He He He, goodbye.

An admiral and a general go fishing...

In a small rowboat out on the lake. A large fish pulls on the line, and the boat flips over. The general starts to swim to shore, but the admiral starts screaming "help, help, help!" and flailing in the water. The general goes over to him, grabs hold, and swims him back to dry land.
Once there the admiral says "thank you, thank you, but please don't tell anyone I can't swim, I'd be the laughing stock of the Navy!" To which the general replies "it's okay, I understand, my men would be devastated to learn I can't walk on water."

What's the funniest kind of stock?

A laughing stock.

So an elf walks into an animal shelter...

...and, being from the North Pole, he wants a hound dog to run a transport system. This particular shelter stocks only mutts.
On the first day, the elf says, "What type of dog is that one there?" he asks, pointing to a cage. "That's a cross between a Labrador and a Poodle," responds the clerk. The elf shakes his head, and moves on to the next cage.
"What type is this one?" he asks. "A German Shepherd and Beagle cross," replies the clerk. Again, the elf shakes his head, and walks to the third and final cage.
"What type is this one?" he asks again. "That's a Pointer and Irish Setter cross," says the clerk. The elf nods his head vigorously, and adopts the animal immediately.
Mystified, the clerk's assistant asks, "Why did he chose that one?" the clerk laughs, and replies, "It was a Point-Setter."