Laughing Matter Jokes

52 laughing matter jokes and hilarious laughing matter puns to laugh out loud. Read bar jokes about laughing matter that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Funniest Laughing Matter Short Jokes

Short laughing matter jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The laughing matter humour may include short laughing stock jokes also.

  1. The only way to know if a jokes is actually funny is to tell it to an African-American. Black laughs matter.
  2. Scientists in Germany Have Discovered a New Particle That Can Only Exist By Absorbing Joy It's no laughing matter
  3. Scientist: We've discovered a clump of atoms that has no sense of humor. Me : You've got to br kidding.
    Scientist : This is no laughing matter.
  4. I told my girlfriend some puns. No matter how much I wanted them to make her laugh, no pun in ten did.
    P.S. You may be asking if I was trying to be cheesy. Nope, unintended.
  5. No laughing matter. Some people think it's funny when you're nose is wet and runny, but it's snot.
  6. Why can't Californians stop at stop signs? I don't know and this is not a laughing matter.
  7. What do you call it when a hedge fund manager loses his job to a Watson inspired AI built by IBM? It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care.
  8. At what frequency does laughter become painful Doesn't matter how often it is, it still hurts when they laugh at you
  9. Everyone has memory problems and they are no laughing matter. I can't remember who isn't a laughing matter, but I think it's someone we shouldn't be laughing at.
  10. Two women were caught running a child care center fight club. This is not a laughing matter. Because they forgot the one rule. You don't talk about fight club

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Laughing Matter One Liners

Which laughing matter one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with laughing matter? I can suggest the ones about laughing hard and laughing competition.

  1. The absolute value of 0 is no laughing matter lol
  2. I love German humor It's no laughing matter.
  3. Why did the atom not laugh at his friend's joke? It was no laughing matter...
  4. Obesity is no laughing matter. Because laughing burns calories.
  5. Why are atoms so serious? Because they're no laughing matter.
  6. A clown and an antimatter clown annihilate each other. No laughing matter...
  7. I have been studying German humour. This is no laughing matter.
  8. As a new rule here can we not do any Russian humour? It's not a laughing matter.
  9. Helium excimers are no laughing matter... Even if their formula is HeHe
  10. I found a lot of Helium particles in a cave It was no laughing matter, however
  11. I'm agelastic. It's no laughing matter.
  12. Did you hear about the atom without a sense of humour? It's no laughing matter.
  13. Why is black comedy important? Because black laughs matter
  14. You're lucky mirrors don't talk, or laugh for that matter.
  15. Alzheimer's disease is no laughing matter... Wait, what was I talking about?

Laughing Matter joke, Alzheimer's disease is no laughing matter...

Silly Laughing Matter Jokes for a Good Time with Friends

What funny jokes about laughing matter you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean laugh out loud jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make laughing matter pranks.

Little Johnny came in from the backyard sobbing.

His mother asked "What's the matter?" "Dad was fixing the fence and hit his thumb with the hammer," he said through his tears. "That's not so serious," his mother said, "and a big boy like you shouldn't cry about that. Why didn't you just laugh?" "I did!" cried Johnny.

Little Johnny comes downstairs crying.

His mother asked, "What’s the matter now?"
"Dad was hanging pictures, and just hit his thumb with hammer," said little Johnny through his tears.
"That’s not so serious," soothed his mother.
"I know you are upset, but a big boy like you shouldn’t cry at something like that. Why didn’t you just laugh?"
"I did!" sobbed Johnny.

One day, Bob came home from school very happy and that got his mother suspicious;

"What’s the matter Bob? How come you’re that happy?"
"You can’t even imagine-..! Today at school, I planted a bomb on the teacher’s chair and we all laughed sooo hard!"
The mother upset: "Aren’t you ashamed of yourself? Don’t you know that you’re going to be suspended? How you think you’re gonna show up in the school again tomorrow?"
And Bob, with a s**... smile on his face: "School? What school?"

Jokes for drinking, when censorship doesn't matter..... I'll start.

Post your jokes, The ones you share with your mates who don't give a toss about all the PC carry on these days. The ones that truly make you laugh when your having a beer or two.

My friend's dad confused the cashier

My friend and I were with her dad at the store buying groceries. When asked by the cashier "paper or plastic?" her dad immediately responded with: "Doesn't matter, I'm Bi***sack***tual"
The cashier looked extremely puzzled and started b**... everything in plastic bags, and then placing those into paper bags. We had a good laugh about how fluttered the cashier appeared to be after hearing that response.

m**... is NOT a laughing matter.


Nitrous Oxide a**......

It's not a laughing matter.

A man and his son were at the grocery store today...

They were using a cart that had a child-size car attached to the front with the kid inside. While I was shopping, I noticed the dad started hitting the cart into the wall, it was a pretty bizarre sight to see. Before I could intervene, the kid yells,
Kid: DAAAAAD, stop!!! What are you doing?! Stooop!
Kid: Daaaad?! We're not going anywhere! What are you doing?
The dad finally stops after a minute, looks his son straight in the eye and says, as a matter of fact,
Dad: "I don't know son, you're the one who's driving."
I've never laughed so hard while eavesdropping, dad jokes are great. Happy Saturday!

s**... is no laughing matter

Gay s**... is no laughing matter.

I take it, seriously.

3 kids are in class Atom, Molecule and Matter. Atom turns to molecule and tells him a joke. Molecule laughs so hard and asks why don't you tell Matter the joke.

Atom: he wouldn't get it, he's too dense.

A Girlfriend's Love

Me: Remind me again what made you fall in love with me.
GF: Baby, I love that no matter how sad I am you can always make me laugh
Me: Are you certain it isn't how great I am in bed?
GF: See baby, you are so hilarious

Why are atoms selfish?

Because they're all that matter!
...Courtesy of my witty wife after my 11 year old asked the "Why should you never trust atoms? - because they make up everything" joke.
I thought surely the joke already existed, but I couldn't find it anywhere. Doesn't entirely work, but it got a laugh out of me!

Using the new James Webb telescope, scientists recently discovered an enormous object in deep space that shares nearly identical chemical composition as humor in the human brain.

Ultimately it was determined to be no laughing matter

Laughing Matter joke, Using the new James Webb telescope, scientists recently discovered an enormous object in deep space

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