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My friends laughed at me when I told them I had a hot date and they said she was imaginary...


Well the jokes on them – they're imaginary too...

Told an inmate to have a safe drive home.

I'm a corrections officer, getting ready to head out at shift change:
Inmate: "drive home safe"
Me: "yeah you too..."
Me: (thinking "oops, ouch")
Coworker: "Muahahaha"
Inmate: (hops into his imaginary car and shuffles to his cell making f**... engine noises, screeches the brakes, steps out of his car and into his cell. Pokes his head out) "Made it home safe dad"
Me and my coworker burst out laughing

I told my friends that I had a date with a beautiful woman.

They laughed and said that she's imaginary.
Jokes on them. They're imaginary too. I don't have any friends.

My friends laughed at me

when I told them I have a girlfriend. They said she was like the square root of -100, a solid 10 but imaginary.
Well, joke is on them. They are also imaginary.

I told my friends I have a date with an attractive woman. They laughed and said she was imaginary.

Jokes on them, because they're imaginary too.

When I told my friends about my Lamborghini, they laughed and said it was imaginary.

Jokes on them, 'cause they're imaginary, too.

I told my friends I had a girlfriend. They laughed and said she's just imaginary.

Well, joke's on them, because they're imaginary too.

"Who's that over there talking to himself?" I asked the barman in the pub.

"That's Bill," He replied. "He comes in every dinner time and sits and has a drink with his imaginary wife."
"Is he a loony?" I asked.
"What makes you say that?" He laughed.
"Why else would you have an imaginary wife?" I replied, "an imaginary girlfriend would be far less hassle, and you'd still get regular s**...."

My girlfriend...

I told me friend that I found a girlfriend. They laughed at me and told me she was imaginary. Now the joke is on them, turns out that they are also imaginary.

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