Laugh Jokes

• Short Laugh Jokes
• Laugh One Liners
• Laugh At Jokes
• Make Her Laugh Jokes
• Make Me Laugh Jokes
• Try Not To Laugh Jokes
• Belly Laugh Jokes
• More Laugh Jokes

Funniest Laugh Short Jokes

Short laugh jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The laugh humour may include short chuckle jokes also.

1. A child asks his father what "gay" means The father says it means happy to his son, to which the son replies "Dad are you gay?" The father laughs and says "no son I have a wife".
2. My friends laughed at me when I told them I had a hot date and they said she was imaginary...
   Well the jokes on them – they're imaginary too...
3. When she was growing up, everybody laughed when Amy Schumer said she wanted to be a comedian... Nobody's laughing now.
4. I told my teenage niece to go get me a phone book... She laughed at me, and said
   "Oh uncle J you're so old. Just use my phone."
   So I slammed her phone against the wall to kill a spider.
5. What's the difference between me and Jimmy Fallon? I can get through a Jimmy Fallon sketch without laughing.
6. My wife stormed into the pub last night as me and the boys were downing shots of Tequila. You're coming home now! she screamed.
   No, I'm not, I laughed.
   She said, I'm talking to the kids.
7. When my dentist reminded me about my wife's sensitive gag reflex, we laughed and laughed about it for a while... Then I remembered...................me and my wife have different dentists…
8. My wife laughed when I said I still had the body of an 18 year old. Until she checked the freezer.
9. My wife asked me why I carry a gun around the house... I told her, "Fear of the CIA".
   She laughed, I laughed, the amazon Echo laughed. I shot the Amazon Echo
10. My wife asked me why I carry around a gun in the house. And I answered, because of the decepticons!
    She laughed, I laughed, Alexa laughed, I shot Alexa.
    It was a good time.
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Laugh One Liners

Which laugh one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with laugh? I can suggest the ones about giggled and smile.

1. If you boil a funny bone it becomes a laughing stock. That's pretty humerus.
2. My girlfriend and I often laugh about how competitive we are But I laugh more.
3. They used to laugh when I said I wanted to be a comedian. Well they're not laughing now!
4. What do you call cows that have a sense of humor? Laughing stock.
5. What do you get if you boil funnybones? A laughing stock.
6. Why is North Korea so heartless? because they have no seoul
   ahahahah.. please laugh
7. How do you make a blonde laugh on a Friday night? Tell them a joke on Monday.
8. Yo momma's so fat, that when she fell no one was laughing but the ground was cracking up.
9. When the king farted, why did nobody laugh? Because noble gases don't cause reactions.
10. My brother and I laugh at how Competitive we were as kids. But I laugh more.
11. My boyfriend and I always laugh about how competitive we are But I laugh harder
12. A human, an elf and a dwarf walk into a bar... The Hobbit laughs and walks under it.
13. Last night I went to a comedy and philosophy convention. Laughed more than I thought.
14. They laughed at me when I said I will become a comedian Well, they are not laughing now.
15. Why do gay people laugh a lot? Because they can never keep a straight face.

Laugh At Jokes

Here is a list of funny laugh at jokes and even better laugh at puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Wife: "Who's the new Batman?" | Me: "Robert Pattinson" Wife: "So vampire do turn into bats."
  (I have no idea if she heard this elsewhere, but I def laughed at breakfast.)
• My girlfriend said to me the other day, "Why did God give women periods with cramp pains, and men nothing?" I laughed and replied, "Don't be silly, he gave us women."
• I don't always tell dad jokes But when I do, he laughs.
  Bonus: my dad says I'm the only joke he'll ever need.
• I told god a Holocaust joke. He didn't laugh. after a moment of awkward silence, I said: "Well I guess you should have been there".
• My wife laughed when I said I still have the body of a 25 year old. Until I showed it to her in the freezer.
• Where would you park your camel? The Camelot.
  PS Booze helped with this and now I'm laughing alone in my apartment
• My fencing opponent laughed at me for bringing a block of cheddar to a sword fight. Until he discovered it was extra sharp.
• My mom laughed at me when I said I was going to build a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen her face as I drove pasta.
• My Hawaiian HOA passed a noise ordinance so strict that I can't even laugh out loud. All i can do is a low ha.
• My wife asked why I was whispering. I told her that Mark Zuckerburg might be listening.
  Then she laughed, and Siri laughed, and Alexa laughed.

Make Her Laugh Jokes

Here is a list of funny make her laugh jokes and even better make her laugh puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• At the pharmacy I asked for 50 condoms. 2 girls behind me started laughing. I turned around, looked them straight in the eyes and said, "Make that 52."
• I am so high and I made up a joke and I want to tell it and make someone laugh but no one is home so: Whats an epileptics favorite food? SEIZURE SALAD.
  I peed
• If you can make a woman laugh, you're almost there. If you're almost there and then she laughs, that's a different thing.
• How do you make a gingerbread man's bed? With a cookie sheet.
  Direct from the lips of my 4yo daughter. I almost died laughing. I was expecting something ridiculous.
• My dad doesn't really like puns, so we told him our top 10 to see if any could make him laugh... No pun in 10 did.
• Having dinner last night, my six-year-old turned to me and said, 'Dad, when I grow up, I'm gonna marry you.' We laughed about it. Then my wife said, 'Don't make the same mistake I did.'
• Good choice. Me: To make a woman laugh is the second best method to get her to sleep with you.
  Her: And what is the best method?
  Me: Chloroform.
  Her: You are funny!
  Me: Good choice.
• My partner laughed at me when I told her I was going to make a bike out of Macaroni You should've seen her face when I cycled pasta.
• I tried to make a corona virus joke last year. Nobody laughed at the time, but eventually everyone got it.
• A wise man once said... "If you make a woman laugh, you've half-undressed her."
  However, if you half-undress and she laughs, that's a different thing altogether.

Make Me Laugh Jokes

Here is a list of funny make me laugh jokes and even better make me laugh puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What happens if you boil your funny bone? You make a laughing stock of yourself :)
• My 8-Year old patient was so pround, mom was not. Q: What type of bees make milk?
  A: BOO-Bees!
  And then he just couldn't stop laughing. Mom turned 50 shades of red and blamed dad. Good times.
• In a touching tribute to Joan Rivers, Target today announced that it would print funny little anecdotes on all of their shopping bags. Just so plastic can make us laugh one more time.
• A man sent ten puns to his friends, hoping at least one would make them laugh No pun in ten did.
• How do you make a hormone? You pay her.
  (This was told at my pharmacy school. We laughed and then felt shame afterwards.)
• Is cakeday. Comment with best Latvian joke. Make laugh. Is good distract from malnourish.
• Can a Mongolian make you laugh? Genghis Kahn.
  (No idea if this is an old joke or not. I told it in a dream I had last night so I'm claiming as original).
• I gave my brother ten puns to make him laugh. But they couldn't make him laugh, no pun in ten did.
• my wife laughed at me when i told her i was going to make a car out of spaghetti She wasn't laughing when i drove pasta.
• What does it take to make a squid laugh? Ten tickles.

Try Not To Laugh Jokes

Here is a list of funny try not to laugh jokes and even better try not to laugh puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• A girl told me to blow my load on her face... But when I tried, it just dribbled out and she started laughing.
  I said "Hey! Don't make fun of my shortcomings."
• I told my friends ten puns to try to make them laugh But no pun in ten did
• What should you do when nobody laughs at your science jokes? Keep trying until you get a reaction.
• I did a gig at statistics seminar. Told 100 jokes to try and make people laugh. No pun in ten did.
• I tried one of those "Try Not To Laugh" challenges, but barely made it halfway before cracking up. I guess you could say... I fought the LOL, and the LOL won.
• TIFU by slipping in the shower and breaking my arm At first I tried to laugh it off but soon realised that this wasn't humerus
• So a guy gave his friends 10 puns to try and make him laugh. Sadly, no pun in ten did.
• A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis." The wife falls on the ground laughing. On the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
• I was trying to make my chiropractor laugh yesterday.. But he was the one cracking me up.
• What's a funny non-racist joke a Polish person would laugh at? Just trying to make a Polish girl I like laugh

Belly Laugh Jokes

Here is a list of funny belly laugh jokes and even better belly laugh puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What do you call 100 midgets at a party? A little get together.
  I'm 99% sure repost but it gets me a good ol belly laugh every time.

Comedy Laugh Jokes to Make Your Friends Giggle

What funny jokes about laugh you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean humor jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make laugh pranks.