Laugh Track Jokes

16 laugh track jokes and hilarious laugh track puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about laugh track that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Funniest Laugh Track Short Jokes

Short laugh track jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The laugh track humour may include short laugh floor jokes also.

  1. What is a horse politician most important issue? A stable economy
    (Incert sitcom laugh track)
  2. What do non-live television shows use for their laugh tracks? Episodes of the Big Bang Theory

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Laugh Track One Liners

Which laugh track one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with laugh track? I can suggest the ones about laughing competition and running track.

  1. What's missing from tonight's presidential debate? The laugh track.
  2. What do you call a snake politician? A civil serpent
    (Incert sitcom laugh track)
  3. When is a laugh track not funny? When you ride a train over it
  4. When you die your voice gets added to the Big Bang Theory laugh track.

Hilarious Fun Laugh Track Jokes to Bring Joy & Laughter with Friends

What funny jokes about laugh track you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean lots of laugh jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make laugh track pranks.

3 blondes are walking in the woods.

3 blonde girls are walking in the woods when they stumble across a set of tracks, the first girl having went to a zoo last week claims that the tracks are deer tracks, the second blonde laughs,
"Caitlyn you dumb b**... those are bear tracks!"
The third blonde chimes in,
"Oh my god no you're both wrong those are rabbit tracks."
They were still arguing when the train hit them.

A bear is chasing a mouse through the woods..

When suddenly a genie appears. The mouse and bear stop dead in their tracks, perplexed at the genie's appearance. The genie offers to give both the bear and mouse three wishes. The bear, not hesitating, goes first; "I wish all the bears in these woods were female." The genie laughs and moves onto the mouse. "I wish for a motorcycle." The genie nods and moves back to the bear. "I wish all the bears in the world were female." The genie laughs again. The mouse asks for a motorcycle helmet. The genie gives it to the mouse and looks at the bear one last time. "I wish all the female bears wanted me." The genie goes, "My man!" and looks to the mouse for his final wish. The mouse gets on his motorcycle, starts it up, puts his helmet on and says, "I wish the bear was gay." and the mouse zooms off.

Three blondes are on a walk

While on this walk, they come across an interesting set of tracks. Taking interest in it, each of the girls have a guess as to what animal it could be.
The first blond said "I bet those are bear tracks", to which the other two scoff and say there were no bears around.
The second blond says "they might be raccoon tracks", but the others point out they have never seen raccoon tracks that big before.
The third one, joking, says "I bet those are elephant footprints" and they have a good laugh about it.
Then the train hit them.

Two fish are in a tank...

...And one fish says "you man the guns, I'l drive!"
(laugh track)
Suddenly, the fish points to the horizon and says "What is that over there?" The other fish then exclaims "That's anemone! I can sea him!"

3 hunters were walking in a forest when they came across some tracks.

One hunter claims they were bear tracks.
The second frowns, and says "No, those are certainly badger tracks."
The third just laughs and says, "Honestly! You two crack me up! Those are *obviously* baby elephant tracks!"

And then the train hit them.

Swear on my life this is a true story. An experienced cook in my kitchen just slipped and fell in a fryer....

Was mostly ok, definitely could have gone worse as far as oil burns go. His elbow and a portion of his forearm were burned pretty serious and the whole kitchen had stopped and the sous chef was giving him medical attention when the new young cook, who people were still trying to warm up to, goes
"Now thats what I call.....elbow grease"
Whole kitchen stops dead in their tracks, including the guy who got hurt, and bursts out laughing. He's now our favourite.