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Funniest Laugh Short Jokes

Short laugh jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The laugh humour may include short chuckle jokes also.

  1. A child asks his father what "gay" means The father says it means happy to his son, to which the son replies "Dad are you gay?" The father laughs and says "no son I have a wife".
  2. My friends laughed at me when I told them I had a hot date and they said she was imaginary...
    Well the jokes on them – they're imaginary too...
  3. When she was growing up, everybody laughed when Amy Schumer said she wanted to be a comedian... Nobody's laughing now.
  4. I told my teenage niece to go get me a phone book... She laughed at me, and said
    "Oh uncle J you're so old. Just use my phone."
    So I slammed her phone against the wall to kill a spider.
  5. What's the difference between me and Jimmy Fallon? I can get through a Jimmy Fallon sketch without laughing.
  6. My wife stormed into the pub last night as me and the boys were downing shots of Tequila. You're coming home now! she screamed.
    No, I'm not, I laughed.
    She said, I'm talking to the kids.
  7. When my dentist reminded me about my wife's sensitive gag reflex, we laughed and laughed about it for a while... Then I and my wife have different dentists…
  8. My wife laughed when I said I still had the body of an 18 year old. Until she checked the freezer.
  9. My wife asked me why I carry a gun around the house... I told her, "Fear of the CIA".
    She laughed, I laughed, the amazon Echo laughed. I shot the Amazon Echo
  10. My wife asked me why I carry around a gun in the house. And I answered, because of the decepticons!
    She laughed, I laughed, Alexa laughed, I shot Alexa.
    It was a good time.

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Laugh One Liners

Which laugh one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with laugh? I can suggest the ones about giggled and smile.

  1. If you boil a funny bone it becomes a laughing stock. That's pretty humerus.
  2. My girlfriend and I often laugh about how competitive we are But I laugh more.
  3. They used to laugh when I said I wanted to be a comedian. Well they're not laughing now!
  4. What do you call cows that have a sense of humor? Laughing stock.
  5. What do you get if you boil funnybones? A laughing stock.
  6. Why is North Korea so heartless? because they have no seoul
    ahahahah.. please laugh
  7. How do you make a blonde laugh on a Friday night? Tell them a joke on Monday.
  8. Yo momma's so fat, that when she fell no one was laughing but the ground was cracking up.
  9. When the king farted, why did nobody laugh? Because noble gases don't cause reactions.
  10. My brother and I laugh at how Competitive we were as kids. But I laugh more.
  11. My boyfriend and I always laugh about how competitive we are But I laugh harder
  12. A human, an elf and a dwarf walk into a bar... The Hobbit laughs and walks under it.
  13. Last night I went to a comedy and philosophy convention. Laughed more than I thought.
  14. They laughed at me when I said I will become a comedian Well, they are not laughing now.
  15. Why do gay people laugh a lot? Because they can never keep a straight face.

Laugh At Jokes

Here is a list of funny laugh at jokes and even better laugh at puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Wife: "Who's the new Batman?" | Me: "Robert Pattinson" Wife: "So vampire do turn into bats."
    (I have no idea if she heard this elsewhere, but I def laughed at breakfast.)
  • My girlfriend said to me the other day, "Why did God give women periods with cramp pains, and men nothing?" I laughed and replied, "Don't be silly, he gave us women."
  • I don't always tell dad jokes But when I do, he laughs.
    Bonus: my dad says I'm the only joke he'll ever need.
  • I told god a Holocaust joke. He didn't laugh. after a moment of awkward silence, I said: "Well I guess you should have been there".
  • My wife laughed when I said I still have the body of a 25 year old. Until I showed it to her in the freezer.
  • Where would you park your camel? The Camelot.
    PS Booze helped with this and now I'm laughing alone in my apartment
  • My fencing opponent laughed at me for bringing a block of cheddar to a sword fight. Until he discovered it was extra sharp.
  • My mom laughed at me when I said I was going to build a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen her face as I drove pasta.
  • My Hawaiian HOA passed a noise ordinance so strict that I can't even laugh out loud. All i can do is a low ha.
  • My wife asked why I was whispering. I told her that Mark Zuckerburg might be listening.
    Then she laughed, and Siri laughed, and Alexa laughed.

Make Her Laugh Jokes

Here is a list of funny make her laugh jokes and even better make her laugh puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • At the pharmacy I asked for 50 condoms. 2 girls behind me started laughing. I turned around, looked them straight in the eyes and said, "Make that 52."
  • I am so high and I made up a joke and I want to tell it and make someone laugh but no one is home so: Whats an epileptics favorite food? SEIZURE SALAD.
    I peed
  • If you can make a woman laugh, you're almost there. If you're almost there and then she laughs, that's a different thing.
  • How do you make a gingerbread man's bed? With a cookie sheet.
    Direct from the lips of my 4yo daughter. I almost died laughing. I was expecting something ridiculous.
  • My dad doesn't really like puns, so we told him our top 10 to see if any could make him laugh... No pun in 10 did.
  • Having dinner last night, my six-year-old turned to me and said, 'Dad, when I grow up, I'm gonna marry you.' We laughed about it. Then my wife said, 'Don't make the same mistake I did.'
  • Good choice. Me: To make a woman laugh is the second best method to get her to sleep with you.
    Her: And what is the best method?
    Me: Chloroform.
    Her: You are funny!
    Me: Good choice.
  • My partner laughed at me when I told her I was going to make a bike out of Macaroni You should've seen her face when I cycled pasta.
  • I tried to make a corona virus joke last year. Nobody laughed at the time, but eventually everyone got it.
  • A wise man once said... "If you make a woman laugh, you've half-undressed her."
    However, if you half-undress and she laughs, that's a different thing altogether.
Laugh joke, A wise man once said...

Make Me Laugh Jokes

Here is a list of funny make me laugh jokes and even better make me laugh puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • What happens if you boil your funny bone? You make a laughing stock of yourself :)
  • My 8-Year old patient was so pround, mom was not. Q: What type of bees make milk?
    A: BOO-Bees!
    And then he just couldn't stop laughing. Mom turned 50 shades of red and blamed dad. Good times.
  • In a touching tribute to Joan Rivers, Target today announced that it would print funny little anecdotes on all of their shopping bags. Just so plastic can make us laugh one more time.
  • A man sent ten puns to his friends, hoping at least one would make them laugh No pun in ten did.
  • How do you make a hormone? You pay her.
    (This was told at my pharmacy school. We laughed and then felt shame afterwards.)
  • Is cakeday. Comment with best Latvian joke. Make laugh. Is good distract from malnourish.
  • Can a Mongolian make you laugh? Genghis Kahn.
    (No idea if this is an old joke or not. I told it in a dream I had last night so I'm claiming as original).
  • I gave my brother ten puns to make him laugh. But they couldn't make him laugh, no pun in ten did.
  • my wife laughed at me when i told her i was going to make a car out of spaghetti She wasn't laughing when i drove pasta.
  • What does it take to make a squid laugh? Ten tickles.

Try Not To Laugh Jokes

Here is a list of funny try not to laugh jokes and even better try not to laugh puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • A girl told me to blow my load on her face... But when I tried, it just dribbled out and she started laughing.
    I said "Hey! Don't make fun of my shortcomings."
  • I told my friends ten puns to try to make them laugh But no pun in ten did
  • What should you do when nobody laughs at your science jokes? Keep trying until you get a reaction.
  • I did a gig at statistics seminar. Told 100 jokes to try and make people laugh. No pun in ten did.
  • I tried one of those "Try Not To Laugh" challenges, but barely made it halfway before cracking up. I guess you could say... I fought the LOL, and the LOL won.
  • TIFU by slipping in the shower and breaking my arm At first I tried to laugh it off but soon realised that this wasn't humerus
  • So a guy gave his friends 10 puns to try and make him laugh. Sadly, no pun in ten did.
  • A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis." The wife falls on the ground laughing. On the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
  • I was trying to make my chiropractor laugh yesterday.. But he was the one cracking me up.
  • What's a funny non-racist joke a Polish person would laugh at? Just trying to make a Polish girl I like laugh

Belly Laugh Jokes

Here is a list of funny belly laugh jokes and even better belly laugh puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • What do you call 100 midgets at a party? A little get together.
    I'm 99% sure repost but it gets me a good ol belly laugh every time.
Laugh joke, What do you call 100 midgets at a party?

Comedy Laugh Jokes to Make Your Friends Giggle

What funny jokes about laugh you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean humor jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make laugh pranks.

A man goes to his male doctor after several tests and tells him, "Give it to me straight doc!"

The doctor replies, "That's impossible, we're both male." They both laugh and the doctor says, "Besides, I don't want AIDS"

Romney was asked about the Chinese going to the moon...

He responded that when they are up there, they will be able to see the flag we planted over 40 years ago. This is a pretty clever comeback. But the last laugh is on us. The US flags are now all beached white due to the unprotected exposure to the sun's UV radiation. This means the Chinese will think the French made it first.

"I own a small allotment...", So far I'm the only person I've heard laugh at this joke.

I own a small allotment. Every night someone throws soil in on top of in. I've absolutely no idea why.
The plot thickens.

Yo mama so fat...

When she tripped, I didn't laugh, but the ground was cracking up

Playing Oregon Trail.

You meet a man on the Oregon Trail. He tells you his name is Terry. You laugh and tell him, That's a girl's name! Terry shoots you. You have died of dissin' Terry.

Five secrets of a perfect Relationship

1. It`s important to have a woman who helps at home, cooks, cleans and has a job.
2. It`s important to have a woman who can make you laugh.
3. It`s important to have a woman you can trust and who would never lie.
4. It`s important to have a woman who is good in bed and likes being with you.
5. It`s absolutely important that these four women never meet.

Why did the bacon laugh?

Because the egg cracked a yolk.

Granny's boyfriend

A 5 yr old boy went to visit his grandmother one day.
While playing with his toys in her bedroom while Grandma was dusting, he looked up and said, "Grandma, how come you dont have a boyfriend?"
Grandma replied, "Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in my bedroom and watch it all day long. The TV evangelists keep me company and make me feel so good. The comedies make me laugh. I'm really happy with the TV as my boyfriend."
Grandma turned on the TV and the reception was terrible. She started adjusting the knobs, trying to get the picture in focus. Frustrated, she finally started hitting the backside of the TV, hoping to fix the problem. The little boy heard the doorbell ring, so he hurried to open the door, and there stood a man.
The man said, "Hello, son, is your grandma home?"
The little boy replied, "Yeah, but she's in the bedroom b**... her boyfriend."

How does a racist laugh?

He s**....

As a feminist who's fairly critical of her own movement, this made me laugh:

Q: How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: That's not funny.

One of my black friends told me this, and I didn't know if I should laugh: What do you call a black hitchhiker?


Childish but made me laugh

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Show him a used t**... and ask, "What period is this from?"

I´m at the ATM when a robber holding his gun at my back...

He asks: do you want to see your family again?
I said "no".
We both had a good laugh.

I said this when I was 6, and everyone laughed

Two twins came to our house one day, and I kept calling them the wrong names (they were their names, but I said Harry to Thomas and vice-versa)
My dad came to me and said 'can't tell them apart, can ya?'
'No dad, I can't tell 'em together!'
(Waits for downvotes)

A baby's laugh is one of the most beautiful things a person can hear...

...unless it's 3 a.m., and you're home alone, and you don't have any kids.

Classic dad joke, but in bad taste

So we were having a family dinner for the first time in a while.
My mum was saying how terrible the situation in Nepal is, when my Dad says "it's nepalling isn't it?"
I had a good laugh, feeling guilty after :(

Two jungle explorers got captured by cannibals...

Now they find themselves in a giant cauldron full of water over an open fire. The water is getting warmer and warmer and both of them realize they're done for. So they're sitting there not sure what to do when one of them lets out a chuckle. "how could you laugh at a time like this?" says the other one, "we're both about to die!".
"I know...but I just peed in their soup."

How do rainbows laugh?

Hue hue hue

If I was a serial killer my name would be "The suspense"

So my victims would be like "oh no, the suspense is killing me"
And then we would both laugh right before I kill them.

I work in retail, a married man made me laugh

Me: Hi sir, can I help you?
Him: Nah I'm just looking for my wife
Me: Oh sorry, we don't sell wives here
Him: Good! Else you'd get a lot of returns!

Children's laughter can be a wonderful thing

Unless its 2AM and you don't have any kids.

What's the difference between jokes and d**...?

My girlfriend doesn't laugh at my jokes.
*edited for spelling: "Mr" instead of "my"*

An Atheist...

Walks up to the Pearly Gates. God says, "I will let you in if you can make me laugh."
The Atheist asks, "who is the greatest Jewish baker of all time? h**.... He made over 60,000 Jews toast."
God looks at him and says, "A holocaust joke? That is not really funny."
The atheist replied, "Eh, I guess you should have been there."

Okay, I thought this up on the way to work this morning and I'm like 40% sure it's original.

What did one patch of moss say to the other when asked what he thought of the summer weather?
He said: "I'm lichen it so far!"
Now you're allowed to laugh, if you'd like.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Me: Why?
Him: To get to the s**... persons house.
Me: *voluntary laugh as older cousin*
Him: Knock knock.
Me: Who's there?
Him: It's the chicken!

Puns are the only form of humor where a groan is high praise and a laugh is a fair attempt.

Well, that and s**....

Why couldn't the chemist laugh at the queens f**...?

Because noble gases are nonreactive.

Everybody laughed at me when I said I was going to be a standup comedian.

They're not laughing now.

I don't always tell Dad jokes...

But I've been saving the best ones for twenty years, and we're going have such a laugh when he comes back with those smokes!

Putin lands at Helsinki airport...

...and the immigration officer says "Name?". "Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin". "Address?" "Kremlin, Moscow, Russia". "Occupation?" "No, this time just visiting".
Credit goes to a dude in the Finland thread. Made me laugh.

A boy talks to his mother about what he hopes to become.

The boy said, "Mom? I have something to tell you"
"Go ahead", the mother said. "I promise not to laugh."
*The boy wanted to be a comedian.*

My girlfriend found one of my puns so funny that she flew into space and told it to an alien. Unfortunately, the alien didn't laugh.

Personally, I think she took the joke a bit too far.

People use to laugh at me when I said I wanted to be a comedian

Well, no one is laughing now.


1. It's important to have a woman, who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.
2. It's important to have a woman, who can make you laugh.
3. It's important to have a woman, whom you can trust and who doesn't lie to you.
4. It's important to have a woman, who is good in bed and who likes to be in it with you.
5. It's very, very important that these four women do not know each other

How does Mayonnaise Laugh?

I'm sorry

They say that laughter is the best medicine.

Well, I have diarrhea and it's making it worse.

You meet a man on the Oregon trail...

You meet a man on the Oregon trail that tells you his name is Terry. You laugh and tell him that Terry is a girls' name. Without hesitation Terry pulls out a gun and shoots you dead. You have died of dissin Terry.

How to tell if you are old?

Pretend to fall down. If people laugh, you are not old yet.

People laugh at my car because it's ugly and green

At least I avacado

Why did only a few people laugh when Bush made a 9/11 joke?

Because it was an inside joke

A baby's laughter can be the most beautiful sound you will ever hear...

Unless it's 3am
And you're home alone
And you don't have a baby...

With Net Neutrality gone I'm finally ready to start my new business- Carrier Pigeons

You may laugh now, but you won't be when my pigeons deliver n**... faster than your service provider

How to find out if you're old or not:

Fall down in front of a group of people. If they laugh, you're young. If they panic, you're old.

They all laughed when I told them that one day I'd discover the secret to invisibility

If only they could see me now

I asked my GF, "Why do abortion jokes made you laugh so much?"

She said, "because they bring out the kid in me."

Son: How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Me: I don't know; how many?
Son: Ten tickles.
Me: Yeah, but only the male octopus is ticklish.
Son: Huh?
Me: Yeah, the females are not ticklish at all; just the males. You know how you can tell if an octopus is a male octopus?
Son: No; how?
Me: Test tickles.
Son: ...
Son: ...that's inappropriate.

So I sent my friend 10 puns hoping that at least one of them would get a laugh out of him.

No pun in ten did.

Joke I heard from a 109 year old Holocaust survivor

A Jew gets to heaven after passing and meets god. The Jew tells god a Holocaust joke, but god doesn't laugh. The Jew shrugs and says, "I guess you had to be there to understand".

The next time your gf gets angry, drape a towel over her shoulders (like a cape) and exlaim:

Now you're SUPER ANGRY
Maybe she'll laugh
Maybe you'll die

Can a c**... dinosaur joke get a laugh?

You bet Jurassican.

They laughed at me when I said I wanted to become an optician

But they'll see, they'll all see.

When your appendix is removed it's called an appendectomy.

When your u**... is removed it's called a hysterectomy. What's it called when you have a growth removed from your head? A haircut.

Why did no one in the King's court laugh when the king f**...?

Because noble gases don't cause a reaction

I got pulled over and my vape was in my cup holder.

The cop said you know, the news says those things are killing people.
I chuckled and said they're saying the same thing about you guys.
He didn't laugh.

My 2 year old just told me his first joke

My 2 year old is eating an apple and asked me: what does the apple say?
Me: I don't know
2 year old: yummy!
I don't know if this is the right place for it but the pride on his face for making me laugh was the best part of my day!

Easily lose weight by cutting these two things out of your diet:

Breakfast and dinner.
My dad told me this joke please laugh.

A beer bottle, a mirror and a c**... go to the pub.

The beer bottle thinks for a moment and says, You know, if you break me, you get a years bad luck.
The mirror looks incredulous at this comment and says, That's nothing, if you break me you get 7 years bad luck.
The c**... starts to laugh so hard he falls on the floor.

The five secrets to happiness (a Man's guide):

1. Find a woman who can make you laugh
2. Find a woman who can cook
3. Find a woman who really listens to you
4. Find a woman who is good in bed
5. Make sure these four women do not find out about each other

Teach a man a joke and he will laugh for a day

Teach a redditor a joke and they will repost it for a lifetime!

What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven? Angel food cake, of course!
Its cake and y'all know the rules!

Donald Trump was the President of United States

It's not so funny now but your grand children will laugh. This joke is 50 years ahead of its time.

An old man is eating some breakfast at a diner when three bikers walk in.

The first biker puts out his cigarette in the old man's pancakes.
The second biker spits out his tobacco in the old man's coffee.
The third biker takes the entire meal and shoves it off the table.
The old man, without saying so much as a word, gets up, pays the waitress, and exits the diner. The bikers laugh and sit at the old man's table. "Not much of a man, was he?" says one of the bikers.
"Not much of a driver either," says the waitress. "That man just drove his 16-wheeler over three bikes."

Jokes about c**... do not make me laugh

But a good one liner will make me snort

Teach a man a joke, and he will laugh for a day.

Teach a redditor a joke, and they will repost it for a lifetime.
It's cake and y'all know the rules!

An engineer, a physicist, a mathematician, and a philosopher are at a coffee house.

The physicist says, "You know, engineering is just applied physics," and they all laugh. The mathematician says, "You know, physics is just applied math," and they all laugh again. Then the philosopher says, "Well, you know, math is just applied philosophy," and the engineer says, "Shut up and make our coffee."

My friends used to laugh at me when I told them that I wanted to become a comedian

Well nobody's laughing now

It was a sad and disappointing day when I discovered my Universal Remote Control did not, in fact, control the Universe.

Not even remotely.
(I stole this joke from fb and it made my drunk a**... laugh out loud so I wanted to share but I'm sorry if it's a repost)

I used to make jokes at work during meetings, and I could really get people laughing. Then COVID hit, and all our meetings were online. I'd still make jokes, but no one would laugh...

Not one. At first, I thought it was just because everyone was muted. It turns out, they didn't find me remotely funny.

No one laughed at my joke I made in school so maybe you guys will like it

What do you call an english teacher who knows how to code
A pro-grammar

Tomorrow I'm having skin grafted from my b**... onto my hand and I cope with humor. Make me laugh.

I'm going to have to ask my girlfriend if she wants to try b**... stuff just so we can hold hands.
The surgeon's going to hand my a**... to me.
If I high five someone did they technically s**... my a**...?

A farmer has dozens of cows and two bulls, but both bulls are too old to mate anymore.

One day the famer brings a third bull into the field. The new bull is much younger than the other two, and immediately starts mating with cow after cow.
When the old bulls see this, one of them starts huffing, snorting, and scraping the ground with his hoof.
"Don't bother competing with that guy," says the other old bull. "You're too old. He'd laugh at you."
"I'm not trying to compete with him," replies the first old bull. "I just want him to know I'm not a cow."

Laugh joke, A farmer has dozens of cows and two bulls, but both bulls are too old to mate anymore.

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