Laugh Jokes

Funniest Laugh Short Jokes

Short laugh jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The laugh humour may include short chuckle jokes also.

1. A child asks his father what "gay" means The father says it means happy to his son, to which the son replies "Dad are you gay?" The father laughs and says "no son I have a wife".
2. My friends laughed at me when I told them I had a hot date and they said she was imaginary...
   Well the jokes on them – they're imaginary too...
3. When she was growing up, everybody laughed when Amy Schumer said she wanted to be a comedian... Nobody's laughing now.
4. What's the difference between me and Jimmy Fallon? I can get through a Jimmy Fallon sketch without laughing.
5. My wife stormed into the pub last night as me and the boys were downing shots of Tequila. You're coming home now! she screamed.
   No, I'm not, I laughed.
   She said, I'm talking to the kids.
6. When my dentist reminded me about my wife's sensitive gag reflex, we laughed and laughed about it for a while... Then I remembered...................me and my wife have different dentists…
7. My wife laughed when I said I still had the body of an 18 year old. Until she checked the freezer.
8. Wife: "Who's the new Batman?" | Me: "Robert Pattinson" Wife: "So vampire do turn into bats."
   (I have no idea if she heard this elsewhere, but I def laughed at breakfast.)
9. My girlfriend said to me the other day, "Why did God give women periods with cramp pains, and men nothing?" I laughed and replied, "Don't be silly, he gave us women."
10. I don't always tell dad jokes But when I do, he laughs.
    Bonus: my dad says I'm the only joke he'll ever need.

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Laugh One Liners

Which laugh one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with laugh? I can suggest the ones about smile and humor.

1. If you boil a funny bone it becomes a laughing stock. That's pretty humerus.
2. My girlfriend and I often laugh about how competitive we are But I laugh more.
3. They used to laugh when I said I wanted to be a comedian. Well they're not laughing now!
4. What do you call cows that have a sense of humor? Laughing stock.
5. What do you get if you boil funnybones? A laughing stock.
6. How do you make a blonde laugh on a Friday night? Tell them a joke on Monday.
7. When the king farted, why did nobody laugh? Because noble gases don't cause reactions.
8. My brother and I laugh at how Competitive we were as kids. But I laugh more.
9. A human, an elf and a dwarf walk into a bar... The Hobbit laughs and walks under it.
10. Last night I went to a comedy and philosophy convention. Laughed more than I thought.
11. I told my wife a joke when I got home. And then heard the guy under the bed laughing.
12. How does mayonnaise Laugh? LMAYO
    I'm sorry
13. Do people in Hawaii laugh out loud? Or do they just give out a low ha ?
14. I walked into my wife's room and told a joke. It was so good, even the closet laughed.
15. What Do You Call A Line Of Men Waiting For A Haircut? A Barbecue.

Laugh At Jokes

Here is a list of funny laugh at jokes and even better laugh at puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I told god a holocaust joke. He didn't laugh. after a moment of awkward silence, I said: "Well I guess you should have been there".
• Where would you park your camel? The Camelot.
  PS Booze helped with this and now I'm laughing alone in my apartment
• My fencing opponent laughed at me for bringing a block of cheddar to a sword fight. Until he discovered it was extra sharp.
• My mom laughed at me when I said I was going to build a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen her face as I drove pasta.
• My wife asked why I was whispering. I told her that Mark Zuckerburg might be listening.
  Then she laughed, and Siri laughed, and Alexa laughed.
• At the pharmacy I asked for 50 condoms. 2 girls behind me started laughing. I turned around, looked them straight in the eyes and said, "Make that 52."
• What did Neil Armstrong say when no one laughed at his moon jokes? I guess you had to be there.
• I am so high and I made up a joke and I want to tell it and make someone laugh but no one is home so: Whats an epileptics favorite food? SEIZURE SALAD.
  I peed
• The other day I got pulled over by a cop. When he walked up, I pulled out my 9mm... Once he stopped laughing, he wrote me up for indecent exposure...
• How to find out if you're old or not: Fall down in front of a group of people. If they laugh, you're young. If they panic, you're old.

Make Her Laugh Jokes

Here is a list of funny make her laugh jokes and even better make her laugh puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• If you can make a woman laugh, you're almost there. If you're almost there and then she laughs, that's a different thing.
• How do you make a gingerbread man's bed? With a cookie sheet.
  Direct from the lips of my 4yo daughter. I almost died laughing. I was expecting something ridiculous.
• My dad doesn't really like puns, so we told him our top 10 to see if any could make him laugh... No pun in 10 did.
• Having dinner last night, my six-year-old turned to me and said, 'Dad, when I grow up, I'm gonna marry you.' We laughed about it. Then my wife said, 'Don't make the same mistake I did.'
• Good choice. Me: To make a woman laugh is the second best method to get her to sleep with you.
  Her: And what is the best method?
  Me: Chloroform.
  Her: You are funny!
  Me: Good choice.
• My partner laughed at me when I told her I was going to make a bike out of Macaroni You should've seen her face when I cycled pasta.
• I tried to make a corona virus joke last year. Nobody laughed at the time, but eventually everyone got it.
• A wise man once said... "If you make a woman laugh, you've half-undressed her."
  However, if you half-undress and she laughs, that's a different thing altogether.
• My 8-Year old patient was so pround, mom was not. Q: What type of bees make milk?
  A: BOO-Bees!
  And then he just couldn't stop laughing. Mom turned 50 shades of red and blamed dad. Good times.
• In a touching tribute to Joan Rivers, Target today announced that it would print funny little anecdotes on all of their shopping bags. Just so plastic can make us laugh one more time.

Make Me Laugh Jokes

Here is a list of funny make me laugh jokes and even better make me laugh puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• How do you make a hormone? You pay her.
  (This was told at my pharmacy school. We laughed and then felt shame afterwards.)
• Is cakeday. Comment with best Latvian joke. Make laugh. Is good distract from malnourish.
• Can a Mongolian make you laugh? Genghis Kahn.
  (No idea if this is an old joke or not. I told it in a dream I had last night so I'm claiming as original).
• They say laughter is the best medicine Thats why I always make sure to laugh when someone tells me they have cancer.
• How many times do you have to tickle an octopus to make it laugh? Ten tickles.
  ​
  Of course there are eight of them, the first two are test tickles.
• How to make a girl laugh Step One: ask her out.
• A man sends ten puns to a friend in an effort to make him laugh. Alas, no pun in ten did.
• How many tickles does it take to make a octopus laugh? Ten-tickles
  I'll show my self out...
• I wanted to make the best joke in the world - something short that everyone would laugh at. Then I looked in the mirror and realized my dad already did it.
• "It's the little things in life that make you laugh" I never understood that until I saw two midgets fighting in Wal-Mart.

Try Not To Laugh Jokes

Here is a list of funny try not to laugh jokes and even better try not to laugh puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What should you do when nobody laughs at your science jokes? Keep trying until you get a reaction.
• I did a gig at statistics seminar. Told 100 jokes to try and make people laugh. No pun in ten did.
• I tried one of those "Try Not To Laugh" challenges, but barely made it halfway before cracking up. I guess you could say... I fought the LOL, and the LOL won.
• TIFU by slipping in the shower and breaking my arm At first I tried to laugh it off but soon realised that this wasn't humerus
• I was trying to make my chiropractor laugh yesterday.. But he was the one cracking me up.
• What's a funny non-racist joke a Polish person would laugh at? Just trying to make a Polish girl I like laugh
• You know what actually makes me laugh? People trying to be unique as possible when it comes to making people saying happy cake day to them
• I told my girlfriend some puns. No matter how much I wanted them to make her laugh, no pun in ten did.
  P.S. You may be asking if I was trying to be cheesy. Nope, unintended.
• Did you ever hear about the un-funny clown? He tried ten times to make the audience laugh, but no pun in ten did.
• That feeling when you're trying to crack jokes with your friends and everyone stops laughing "You're doing that too much, please try again in 6 minutes."

Belly Laugh Jokes

Here is a list of funny belly laugh jokes and even better belly laugh puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What do you call 100 midgets at a party? A little get together.
  I'm 99% sure repost but it gets me a good ol belly laugh every time.

Comedy Laugh Jokes to Make Your Friends Giggle

What funny jokes about laugh you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean grin jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make laugh pranks.