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  1. A child asks his father what "gay" means The father says it means happy to his son, to which the son replies "Dad are you gay?" The father laughs and says "no son I have a wife".
  2. My friends laughed at me when I told them I had a hot date and they said she was imaginary...
    Well the jokes on them – they're imaginary too...
  3. When she was growing up, everybody laughed when Amy Schumer said she wanted to be a comedian... Nobody's laughing now.
  4. I told my teenage niece to go get me a phone book... She laughed at me, and said
    "Oh uncle J you're so old. Just use my phone."
    So I slammed her phone against the wall to kill a spider.
  5. What's the difference between me and Jimmy Fallon? I can get through a Jimmy Fallon sketch without laughing.
  6. My wife stormed into the pub last night as me and the boys were downing shots of Tequila. You're coming home now! she screamed.
    No, I'm not, I laughed.
    She said, I'm talking to the kids.
  7. When my dentist reminded me about my wife's sensitive gag reflex, we laughed and laughed about it for a while... Then I remembered...................me and my wife have different dentists…
  8. My wife laughed when I said I still had the body of an 18 year old. Until she checked the freezer.
  9. My wife asked me why I carry a gun around the house... I told her, "Fear of the CIA".
    She laughed, I laughed, the amazon Echo laughed. I shot the Amazon Echo
  10. My wife asked me why I carry around a gun in the house. And I answered, because of the decepticons!
    She laughed, I laughed, Alexa laughed, I shot Alexa.
    It was a good time.
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  1. If you boil a funny bone it becomes a laughing stock. That's pretty humerus.
  2. My girlfriend and I often laugh about how competitive we are But I laugh more.
  3. They used to laugh when I said I wanted to be a comedian. Well they're not laughing now!
  4. What do you call cows that have a sense of humor? Laughing stock.
  5. What do you get if you boil funnybones? A laughing stock.
  6. Why is North Korea so heartless? because they have no seoul
    ahahahah.. please laugh
  7. How do you make a blonde laugh on a Friday night? Tell them a joke on Monday.
  8. Yo momma's so fat, that when she fell no one was laughing but the ground was cracking up.
  9. When the king farted, why did nobody laugh? Because noble gases don't cause reactions.
  10. My brother and I laugh at how Competitive we were as kids. But I laugh more.
  11. My boyfriend and I always laugh about how competitive we are But I laugh harder
  12. A human, an elf and a dwarf walk into a bar... The Hobbit laughs and walks under it.
  13. Last night I went to a comedy and philosophy convention. Laughed more than I thought.
  14. They laughed at me when I said I will become a comedian Well, they are not laughing now.
  15. Why do gay people laugh a lot? Because they can never keep a straight face.

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Why couldn't the chemist laugh at the queens f**...?

Because noble gases are nonreactive.

People use to laugh at me when I said I wanted to be a comedian

Well, no one is laughing now.

Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog.

You understand it better, but it dies in the process.
See what I did there was use the frog as an analogy to show that exposing the inner workings of a joke would essentially deprive it of its life in that it's not funny anymore. I'm drawing a parallel (and so is E. B. White) to how you basically kill a frog when dissecting it to better understand the functioning of its inner body parts, since there is now little left in the joke to laugh at.
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"I own a small allotment...", So far I'm the only person I've heard laugh at this joke.

I own a small allotment. Every night someone throws soil in on top of in. I've absolutely no idea why.
The plot thickens.

My coworkers laugh at my jokes in in-person meetings, but never in online meetings.

When I asked them why, they said that my jokes weren't remotely funny.

What's the difference between jokes and d**...?

My girlfriend doesn't laugh at my jokes.
*edited for spelling: "Mr" instead of "my"*

People laugh at my car because it's ugly and green

At least I avacado

A farmer has dozens of cows and two bulls, but both bulls are too old to mate anymore.

One day the famer brings a third bull into the field. The new bull is much younger than the other two, and immediately starts mating with cow after cow.
When the old bulls see this, one of them starts huffing, snorting, and scraping the ground with his hoof.
"Don't bother competing with that guy," says the other old bull. "You're too old. He'd laugh at you."
"I'm not trying to compete with him," replies the first old bull. "I just want him to know I'm not a cow."

A Knock knock joke as told by my 4year old

Him: Knock knock!
Me: Who's there?
Him trying not to laugh at his own joke:Tacos!
Me: Tacos who?
Him with glee: No silly tacos don't go who they go crunch crunch!
The Kid's going places I tell ya.

My friends used to laugh at me when I told them that I wanted to become a comedian

Well nobody's laughing now

Two jungle explorers got captured by cannibals...

Now they find themselves in a giant cauldron full of water over an open fire. The water is getting warmer and warmer and both of them realize they're done for. So they're sitting there not sure what to do when one of them lets out a chuckle. "how could you laugh at a time like this?" says the other one, "we're both about to die!".
"I know...but I just peed in their soup."

What's the best part about having Alzheimer's?

You get to laugh at all the reposts on here everytime.

My brother and I often laugh at how competitive we are

I laugh more

God creates Adam

God creates Adam and it was good. After some time God realizes Adam needs a companion and says to him, "Adam, I have decided to give you a companion. I will give you a woman who will love you and live to please you. She will be intelligent, witty, and above all beautiful. She will cook your meals, wash your clothes, and laugh at all of your jokes."
Adam couldn't believe his luck!
God says, "All this will cost you only and arm and a leg." To which Adam replies, "What can I get for a rib?"

So a blonde died and went to Heaven.

God was at the gate and said to her, "Before entering, you will see 10 angels, and each one of them will tell you a joke. If you manage to not laugh at all, you may enter."
The blonde walked up to the first angel, listened to the joke and did not laugh.
She then went to the second and again did not laugh.
This happened every time and she finally reached to the last angel.
When the last angel was at the middle of the joke, the blonde started laughing REALLY HARD.
The angel then asked, "Woah, is my joke really that funny?"
The Blonde, laughing non-stop, said, "No... I JUST GOT THE FIRST JOKE!"

A Blonde Woman Asks For A $5000 Loan

A blonde woman walks into a bank in NYC before going on vacation and asks for a $5,000 loan.
The banker asks, "Okay, miss, is there anything you would like to use as collateral?"
The woman says, "Yes, of course. I'll use my Rolls Royce."
The banker, stunned, asks, "A $250,000 Rolls Royce? Really?"
The woman is completely positive. She hands over the keys, as the bankers and loan officers laugh at her.
They check her credentials, make sure she is the title owner. Everything checks out.
They park it in their underground garage for two weeks.
When she comes back, she pays off the $5,000 loan as well as the $15.41 interest.
The loan officer says, "Miss, we are very appreciative of your business with us, but I have one question.
We looked you up and found out that you are a multi-millionaire.
Why would you want to borrow $5,000?"
The woman replies,
"Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and
expect it to be there when I return?"

Why did the father laugh at his son?

It's good to laugh at your mistakes.

Laughter is the best medicine.

Unless they have cancer. You can laugh at them all day and they still don't get better.

Edgy jokes are like my life

Sad and depressing but people still manage to laugh at it.

Why did the hikers laugh at the mountains?

Because they were hill areas

I wanted to make the best joke in the world - something short that everyone would laugh at.

Then I looked in the mirror and realized my dad already did it.

Nobody takes my decision to be a comedian seriously.

Whenever I tell a joke people just laugh at me.

Never laugh at your wife's mistakes

You're one of them.

I quit being a stand up comedian...

Every time I performed people would just laugh at me

Why do Scotsmen wear kilts?

Because sheep can hear the sound of a fly being undone.
(Recycled the joke from Mordecai Richler's "Barney's Version". It's a very good read with lots of content to laugh at if you have the time)

Why do gay people always laugh at everything?

Because they can't keep a straight face

i really do love telling dad jokes

he doesn't laugh at most of them though

Guy at the beach was surrounded by beautiful, h**... women. They couldn't keep their hands off of him! When he went to the bathroom, I walked up and asked his secret....he told me that he puts a potato in his swim trunks before coming to the beach.

So, the next day at the beach, I put a potato in my swim trunks but EVERYONE started to laugh at me!
The guy who told me his secret saw me and yelled:
No! Put it in the *FRONT* of your trunks!

As a comedian, I see no reason to go on stage

They're just gonna laugh at me.

What do vampire hummingbirds eat?

Your blood sugar!
My wife won't laugh at this :(

What's the difference between a woman and a computer?

Computers don't laugh at 3.5 inch floppies

Lol

My boss always laughed at my jokes at work but since the pandemic she never laughs at them in Zoom chats. I asked her why doesn't she laugh at them anymore.
She replied, "Because your jokes aren't remotely funny."

What's the difference between comedy and prosititution?

Comedy is where you pay someone so you can laugh at their jokes.
Prosititution is where you pay someone not to laugh at yours.

When my wife was in labor with our first child I read her jokes to pass the time...

When my wife was in labor with our first child I read her jokes to pass the time, but she didn't laugh at any of them. Nevertheless I've persisted with telling the same lame Dad jokes during the births of each of our kids. Today she's in labor with our fourth and I've finally got her laughing...
I think I've really improved the delivery!

Jokes from home

I noticed that when I was in the office, people would always laugh at my jokes, but working from home, people never do. When I asked why, they said my jokes weren't remotely funny

How does a male donkey laugh at a mediocre joke

He haws

If I ever had the chance to name a new road, I'd call it "Skin Road".

Just so I could laugh at the people living at number 4

Why will anti-vaxxers not laugh at this joke?

They just won't get it.

A man gets sent to prison for the first time.

In the middle of the night, he still can't sleep. Suddenly, he hears a prisoner yell out "18!" and everyone laughs.
Then a few minutes later, another prisoner yells "25!". Thunderous laughter, louder than the first.
Then another few minutes later, someone yells "62!". Silence.
Puzzled, the man whispers to his bunkmate, "What's going on?"
"Well," he replies, "we've been in here so long that we all know the same jokes. So we just yell the numbers to save time.
"OK. But why did no one laugh at that last one?"
"Oh, that's Tommy. He doesn't know how to tell a joke."

When my wife was in labor with our first child I read her jokes to pass the time, but she didn't laugh at any of them. Nevertheless I've persisted with telling the same lame Dad jokes during the births of each of our kids. Today she's in labor with our fourth and I've finally got her laughing...

...I think I've really improved the delivery!
(True Story: Today is baby number four, and this is basically the same lame joke I told/posted when our last child was born. Dad jokes 4TW!)

Got my seven year old cousin to laugh at this one

What do you call a mailman who's on fire?
Dead

My classmates laugh at my jokes in in-person classes, but never in online classes.

When I asked them why, they told me that my jokes weren't remotely funny.

A son was walking along side his father

While walking, the kid was looking at his phone and didn't notice a pole in front of him, which resulted with him colliding with the pole.
The father said, That was some a pole ing behavior and began to laugh at his own joke
The son, being slightly irritated, snapped back at the father saying, was that pun really necessary?
The father than replied with, well, you walked right into that one

Your drunk uncle

At 10 years old, you laugh at your drunk uncle
At 16, you are embarrassed by your drunk uncle
At 25, you are drunk with your uncle
At 40 *you* are the drunk uncle.

What's an Alzheimer patient's favorite horror movie?

The Blair...Which project?
[Made my roomie laugh at least]

What do h**... and Walmarts have in common?

You may laugh at them sometimes, but when you're inside one at 4am you're thinking d**... I'm glad these are here

How many times does a blonde laugh at a joke?

Three times - Once when you tell it, once when you explain it, and once when she gets it.

Johny was offered a nickel or a dime...

Johny was bullied by all the other second grade students. Every day, they would offer him either a dime or a nickel. Every time, he took the nickel. The kids would all laugh at him every time he took the nickel. One day a kid asked him why he always took the nickel, even though the dime was worth more. He quietly responded, "If I take the dime, they will stop offering me the money. I've made $20 already!"

I ALWAYS wanted to be

a stand-up comedian, but I was worried that people would laugh at me.

My friends used to laugh at me when I told them that I wanted to become a comedian

I am a comedian today and nobody is laughing

Why did the atom not laugh at his friend's joke?

It was no laughing matter...

How to make a blonde laugh at Monday morning?

Tell her a joke at Friday night.

My grandma's advice

My grandma always used to say " don't laugh at anybody, you might end up like them too".
From that day forth I started laughing at bill gates

Why did everyone laugh at the skeleton?

Because he was humerus.

Why does water never laugh at jokes?

It isn't a fan of dry humor.

I do agree that its healthy to laugh at your own mistakes...

But if you are a plastic surgeon you should probably do it in private.

I used to laugh at puberty

Then it hit me...

If I were black...

I'd stand in front of a tanning salon and laugh at all the customers.
Source: Neal Brennan

They say laughter is the best medicine

That's why I laugh at people with AIDS

I laugh at anyone who proudly states they are getting a degree in Gender Studies.

Not because I'm sexist, but because that's a s**...-a**... thing to get a degree in.

Why do Germans not laugh at jokes?

They are a sour crowd.

Why do blind people always laugh at jokes?

Same as why they don't drive. They never see it comming.

Why do Australians laugh at flightless birds?

They find them Emu-sing

Why did the paralytic person not laugh at his friends' jokes?

He didn't realise they were pulling his leg.

My aim is to make everyone laugh before I die...

Because I already know everyone will laugh at my f**....

All the kids used to laugh at Amy Schumer when she said she wanted to be a comedian when she grew up.

Nobody is laughing now.

I can't laugh at jokes about concentration camps, since my grandpa died there too.

The d**... fell from a watchtower.

s**... never laugh at my puns.

They're just too littoral.

I used to laugh at Michael Jackson for wearing gloves and a mask.....

Yet here i am, stuck at home in this covid19 Thriller,
Beating it.....

What did Neil Armstrong say when people didn't laugh at his moon jokes?

I guess you had to be there

I came up with a great science joke, but the scientists didn't take it seriously enough to laugh at.

They told me it hadn't been peer reviewed.

What do you call a show where people laugh at you while you get your therapy?

Dr.Phil

What website are the germans least likely to laugh at?

Neingag.

A very jolly father named his son Jehovah

so as to laugh at his witness at a wedding

You know you can fit 63 Earths in Uranus.

I don't think I'll ever be mature enough to not laugh at that.

I just want to let all of the Hillary supporters out there that I share their grief.

I post it to facebook where me and my friends can laugh at it together.

My favorite jokes are ones about Pavlov.

I always laugh at them without even thinking about it!

What do you call a group of dogs that never laugh at jokes?

A ruff crowd

A joke my friend made up in middle school to prove I'd laugh at anything (I cried laughing unfortunately)

A man walks into a bar and takes a seat. The server comes up to him and says: what'll you have?
The man says I'll take blood in a monkey glass .
The bartender says excuse me?
The man says blood in a monkey glass, ya know just...blood in a monkey glass
The bartender says well you're gonna have to tell me how to make this drink because I've never heard of this...blood in a monkey glass before
The man says well you take blood...and you put it in a monkey glass

I think Louis c**... has been misunderstood.

He was testing out new material. He just wanted to see whether women would laugh at his junk!

Where does a pirate go to do his taxes?

H&Rrrrrr block (pirate voice)
I thought of this the other day, not sure if it's an actual joke or not, made me laugh at myself though.

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