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Latvian Potato Jokes

43 latvian potato jokes and hilarious latvian potato puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about latvian potato that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Funniest Latvian Potato Short Jokes

Short latvian potato jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The latvian potato humour may include short russian potato jokes also.

  1. Latvian Joke. What are one potato say other potato?
    Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato?
  2. Latvian man goes to buy iPhone.. Premise ridiculous! iPhone cannot be use to farm potato.
    Also, salesman die of malnourish.
  3. Latvian potato eating contest. Latvia man enter contest eat potato. Many other contestants. Contest start. Is no potato. All men sad. And hungry.
  4. Latvian Jokes Latvian Olympian win silver medal in skeleton. Wishes silver medal was potato. Still is hungry.
  5. Latvian Joke One Latvian comes to other Latvian. First say "is that potato? Will buy." Second Latvian say "No, is wife." Both men sad.
  6. April fools in Latvia Latvian ask friend if he want potato for lunch. Friend guess is April Fool joke. Say "Too easy, never potato in Latvia, only sadness." One man starve to death during lunch.
  7. You want hear Latvian joke? Okay, I am tell... Why Latvian take so good pictures?
    No potato.
  8. Latvian Christmas Christmas Eve father ask son what want christmas. Son say potato. Father say "Ok. Santa bring potato." Next day boy is learn Santa no exist.
  9. Not all Latvian so unfortunate Lucky man is farmed 3 potato. Soon man has hit by lightning and die. Is true some have all luck, struggle finally over.
  10. McLatvian Joke Latvian man in country open McDonald's.
    But worry for no potato for fries.
    Corporate call him telling fries don't potate.
    Man is relief but no customers.

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Latvian Potato One Liners

Which latvian potato one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with latvian potato? I can suggest the ones about soviet potato and potato.

  1. Lost job and no money for buy potato.
    Also is cold.
    Regret immigrate to Detroit.
  2. A Latvian Haiku Where is potatoes?
    This winter is very cold.
    Family is starve.
  3. One Latvian potato talking to another. Is bad premise, nobody in Latvia have two potato.
  4. How many Latvian to eat potato? soldier
  5. Why is Latvian cross road? Latvian see potato, but when cross is only secret police.
  6. How many Latvians does it take to screw a lightbulb? Is dark. Bulb is potato.
  7. An Irishman meets a.... Latvian. No potato. Both die. Is end.
  8. How many potatoe does it take to kill a Latvian? none
  9. Latvian girl can count Latvian girl count to potato.
    Is valedictorian.
  10. What does a m**... Latvian sound like? One potato two potato three potato splat!

Amusing & Witty Latvian Potato Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun

What funny jokes about latvian potato you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean irish potato jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make latvian potato pranks.

Collection of my favorite Latvian Jokes.

* Man is hungry. He steal bread to feed family. Get home, find all family have gone Siberia! More bread for me, man think. But bread have worm.
* Man car break down near house of farmer. Take shelter in barn. Find farmer daughter in barn. Oh! Hot stuff! But TOO LATE! Is already r**... by soldier.
* Latvian walk into bar with mule. Bartender say, Why so long face? Latvian say, I was thinking of my daughter. She has been lie with soldier for potato feed baby.
* Three Latvian are brag about sons. My son is soldier. He have r**... as many women as want, say first Latvian. Zo? second say, My son is farmer. He have all potato he want! Third Latvian wait long time, then say, My son is die at birth. For him, struggle is over. Wow! You are win us, say others. But all are feel sad.
* Q : What are one potato say other potato? A : Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato?
* Q : How many Latvian is take screw in light bulb? A : 25. One screw in, 24 ride bicycle generator for 1-hour shift. But time probably better spend search food.
* Q: What is happening if you cross Latvian and potato? A: This is cruel joke. please, no more.

Latvian joke.

I tell Latvian joke:
Latvian man very hungry.
He go in minefield, look for potato feed family.
Many hours, he suddenly find big potato, size of fist!
He quickly pull out pin, put in mouth, s**... whole thing.
Then he say "But why was there pin in potat "
End from joke.

Is joke from Latvia. I tell now.

Latvian try to cross river. Has dog, potatoes, and dead son's body. Can only take two across river at one time. If he leave dog with potatoes or corpse, dog eat them. Is very sad. Also is not good boat.

My Favorite Latvian Joke

One day, hear knock on door.
Man ask "Who is?"
"Is potato man. I come around to give free potato."
Man is very excite and opens door.
Is not potato man,
is secret police.

Latvian Dreamin'

Little boy go to father. Is midnight. Say boy, "Father! I dream I is Mr. Potato! Have big eyes and smile! Even having shoes! I wish I Mr. Potato for all ever!"
Man woke in midnight all sudden. Rubs eyes. Remembers boy dead by mule, and is no potato. Only cold. Is all dream. Lay back on dirt. No smiles. No shoes.

Latvian Joke

Man sits in broken cottage with daughter. Man is cold and hungry. Man not have potato for days.
"Knock, knock" is heard at door.
"Who there is" man say.
"Politburo"
"Politburo who" say man.
Politburo burst in cottage r**... daughter. Man now cold, hungry and sad.

Two Latvian men are talking to each other...

Two Latvian men are talking to each other.
The first says "I have joke for you. What did one potato say to other?"
The second says "Nothing. Nobody have two potato."

I have a Latvian Joke

Man has potato, man trade potato for magic bean.
Magic bean grow into tentacles, r**... daughter.

Two potatoes (no Latvians)

So two potatoes are sitting on the beach relaxing and one starts going on about how he doesn't need sunscreen and how he has such a nice tan. The other potato fed up yells at him "I'm trying to relax, quit your yammering".

Latvia in WW2

Latvian man sent to front in Great Patriotic War. No potato, much shooting. Is captured by Germans. Germans send to POW camp. Get own potato as prisoner! But Soviets liberate camp, take all potato. Man dies in Siberia.

Russian knock-knock jokes (A Latvian Joke Tribute Song)

In light of recent political tensions, my girlfriend's dad and I sat down and tried to come up with some Russian knock-knock jokes.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Potato.
Potato who?
Just kidding, is secret police.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ukraine
Ukraine who?
Ukraine your neck left, see secret police.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Putin.
Putin who?
Putin your family is Gulag for asking so many question.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Secret police.
Secret police who?
If I told you, wouldn't be secret.

How do get Latvian man to stop from having s**...?

Offer him potato for make stop having s**....

Latvian joke. Are three.

Latvian go fish. Catch fish. Is excite for food! Boat tip over. Lose fish. Also catch sickness. Die. Leave family only half potato.
Latvian very hungry. Go to neighbor, beg for food. Neighbor very nice, give half potato wrapped in paper. Latvian go home. Too late. Family all starve. Also, not potato wrapped in paper. Is rock. Also very cold outside.
Latvian meet magician on road. Magician offer to do trick. Latvian ask Magician to send him to America, where there many potato. Magician make p**...! and send Latvian away. Latvian open his eyes. Is in Siberia. Also, boots not very warm.

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