The Best 10 Lattes Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Lattes jokes. There are some lattes mobsters jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these lattes pumpkin spice latte puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Lattes Jokes and Puns

Men with neck tattoos used to make me nervous.

Now they make me lattes.

What's the job title of a philosophy student who's making cappuccinos and lattes in a cafe

Baristotel

So I'm dating this girl, called magnesium hydroxide, she likes fairy lights, nickelback and pumpkin spiced lattes...

Yeah she is pretty basic.

Lattes joke, So I'm dating this girl, called magnesium hydroxide, she likes fairy lights, nickelback and pumpkin

Why do I add baking soda to my pumpkin spice lattes?

To make them even more basic.

Center for Disease Control: overconsumption of beta-carotene linked to dangerous rise in pH of blood

In other words, pumpkin spice lattes make you basic.


What did the white girl say when she found out pumpkin spice lattes were considered basic?

"My whole life is a lye!"

I created a robot that serves me pumpkin spice lattes...

Naturally, I coded in BASIC

Lattes joke, I created a robot that serves me pumpkin spice lattes...

IPAs are just pumpkin spiced lattes for white men

That is all

I heard someone call pumpkin spice lattes basic...

but they are wrong, lattes have a pH below 7

You know how some people like cappucinos, some like lattes...

...well I knew someone who was a flat white person.
Shame that they didn't see the steamroller coming...

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the lattes chai jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working lattes soy piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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