The Best 46 Latte Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Latte jokes. There are some latte coffe jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these latte pumpkin spice latte puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Latte Jokes and Puns

Somebody called me 'pretentious' the other day.

I nearly choked on my latte.

So a lady with Parkinson's orders a grande decaf peppermint soy latte no whip

and I forgot to put the lid on.

How do you make a latte?

Add $5 to a cup of coffee.

Latte joke, How do you make a latte?

Basic Foods

My girlfriend has been getting canker sores, so she went to the doctor. The doctor said," Have you been eating many acidic foods lately?" She said," Yes I've been eating a fair amount of tangerines everyday." The doctor replied," I recommend more basic foods in your diet. Try to have at least one Pumpkin Spice Latte a day."

I was in the queue at Starbucks this morning.

The man getting served in front of me, asked for a mocha. "Sorry sir, but we're out of mochas". The guy was fuming "I have a mocha every morning when I come in here!", he raged, "I'll just have to have a latte!". He went and sat down.

I went to the counter and said "I'll have a large latte too, please". They asked me for my name. I asked why they needed it and they told me that they'd write it on my cup and shout it when it was ready.

So I told them my name was Mocha.


Why did the trekkie spit out her latte at the Star Trek Convention?

Cause William Shatner Coffee.

hahahha

"They said 'You'll never amount to anything, you aren't handsome enough to be a star, you're too short, you can't sing, you're not funny enough'"

"So anyway here's your medium Latte that'll be 3.79"

Latte joke, "They said 'You'll never amount to anything, you aren't handsome enough to be a star, you're too sho

A Canadian walks into a cafe, and the barista asks, "Would you like a latte?"

And the Canadian responds to him "Nah, just a bit, eh."

A pumpkin spice latte is like pure sodium hydroxide.

They're both extremely basic.

A yoga pants owner, an uggs owner, and an iphone owner walks into a starbucks

She orders a drink - Pumpkin Spice Latte

Somebody called me pretentious today...

I almost choked on my chai latte.

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What do you get when you cross astronomy and cosmology with a dyslexic girl at starbucks?

Astrology, cosmetology, and a pumpkin space latte

You never have to worry about Starbucks running short on coffee.

I hear they always have a latte

Why doesn't Coffee get along with milk in Germany?

Cause it doesn't want to be latte.

Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!

What do Starbucks customers that can't go through the drive thru get on their pumpkin spice latte?

No whip.

What grows when you plant a pumpkin spice latte and water it with vodka?

A sorority.

Latte joke, What grows when you plant a pumpkin spice latte and water it with vodka?

Overheard at Starbucks:

Man: Would you like to try a pumpkin spice latte?

Woman: No. Since Trump came on the scene I am boycotting everything orange.

What's another name for a Soy Mocha Latte?

3 bean soup

You guys know why I don't drink fancy coffees?

cos they cost a latte.


Why do the Chinese drink so little Latte?

Because of One Chai policy.

After graduating and getting that first coveted job

better latte than never

What did the doctor say to the art historian?

Can I have two shots of espresso in that latte?

What is Julie Andrews' favourite coffee?

Do re me fa so latte.

How much do Canadians like Tim Hortons?

A latte

Someone called me pretentious today.

I nearly choked on my honey-cardamom latte.

I went to a Starbucks in Spain and they asked what I wanted.

I said, "Soy latte."

They said, "OK, but what do you want to drink?"

My so asked what a latte is....

I told him I didn't know, but it was more than a little-te.....

My friend asked me to come to his Halloween party dressed as a piccolo coffee

I told him I'd be a little latte

How did the hipster burn his mouth?

He took a sip of his venti caramel latte before it was cool

when you make coffee for someone and put in milk

"actually, I prefer my coffee black"

"it's too latte for that now"

I think my mirror is broken

I said pumpkin spice latte 3 times in front of it and no white girl in yoga pants appeared.

I told my patient that you have a Dissociative identity disorder.

He replied, "I have been waiting here for 10 minutes. Can I have my latte please?"

Barista: "Would you like Synonym on your Chai latte?"

Customer: "Don't you mean Cinnamon?"

Barista: "It means the same thing, doesn't it?"

A man walks into a coffee shop and asks for a latte. Having never seen the word before, he mistakenly pronounces it "la tea".

The barista replies, "Sorry, my musical knowledge only goes so fa".

I bought a latte in Costa Coffee this morning, the lady serving said, "Sorry, we don't take fifty pound notes!"

So I had to give her two twenties and a ten.

What do you call an Asian who spills his latte on his pants?

Chai knees

What did the coffee tell the latte?

Hey, you're kinda hot! 😉

A man was assaulted by coffee...

He was in a latte pain

A girl missed out on a quiz because she stopped at Starbucks for a coffee

She was Latte to the class

What's the difference between having a latte and being late

Whether or not you have time for t

When should you stop pouring milk into the coffee?

Before it is too latte

Did you know that Starbucks can make your teeth whiter?

Enough pumpkin spiced latte will make anything whiter

Tried to spike my pumpkin spice latte with LSD and it exploded

That's what happens when you mix acid and basic

Two dog owners are arguing about whose pet is smarter.

My dog is so smart, says the first owner, that every morning he goes to the store and buys me a sesame seed bagel with chive cream cheese, stops off at Starbucks and picks me up a mocha latte, and then comes home and turns on ESPN, all before I get out of bed. I know, says the second owner. How do you know? the first demands. My dog told me.

Two dog owners are arguing about whose pet is smarter.

FO: My dog is so smart that every morning he goes to the store and buys me a sesame seed bagel with chive cream cheese, stops off at Starbucks and picks me up a mocha latte, and then comes home and turns on ESPN, all before I get out of bed.

SO: I know.

FO: How do you know?

SO: My dog told me.

So a man walks into a coffee house late in the afternoon and asks for a tall drink with 4 shots of espresso and the rest filled with milk.

The barista looks at him lightly concerned and she says,

Are you sure sir? That's a latte coffee.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the latte pretentious jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working latte mocha piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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