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Latte Coffee Jokes

40 latte coffee jokes and hilarious latte coffee puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about latte coffee that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Funniest Latte Coffee Short Jokes

Short latte coffee jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The latte coffee humour may include short latte jokes also.

  1. I stopped at a coffee shop in Glasgow When I approached the barista, I ordered a latte with oat milk.
    Stunned and confused, the barista tells me, we cannae make a latte withoat milk
  2. You make cool foam designs on top of your coffee? You make cool foam designs on top of your coffee?
    Well latte-da.
  3. We should all be making more jokes about coffee…. There's a latte of material to choose from.
  4. Why did the trekkie spit out her latte at the Star Trek Convention? Cause William Shatner Coffee.
    hahahha
  5. when you make coffee for someone and put in milk "actually, I prefer my coffee black"
    "it's too latte for that now"
  6. At the coffee shop, I had to give back the "Organic Matcha Soy Latte for Meghan" I tried it, but it wasn't my cup of tea
  7. A girl missed out on a quiz because she stopped at Starbucks for a coffee She was Latte to the class
  8. My friend asked me to come to his Halloween party dressed as a piccolo coffee I told him I'd be a little latte
  9. You never have to worry about Starbucks running short on coffee. I hear they always have a latte
  10. Why doesn't Coffee get along with milk in Germany? Cause it doesn't want to be latte.
    Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!

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Latte Coffee One Liners

Which latte coffee one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with latte coffee? I can suggest the ones about pumpkin latte and java coffee.

  1. When should you stop pouring milk into the coffee? Before it is too latte
  2. How does Zlatan take his coffee? Latte, with an extra shot of Zlatan, of course.
  3. You guys know why I don't drink fancy coffees? cos they cost a latte.
  4. What is Transformers BumbleBee's favorite coffee? A Chevro-latte!
  5. What is Julie Andrews' favourite coffee? Do re me fa so latte.
  6. Drinking too much coffee can cause a latte problems.
  7. A man was assaulted by coffee... He was in a latte pain
  8. How do you make a latte? Add $5 to a cup of coffee.
  9. What did the coffee tell the latte? Hey, you're kinda hot! 😉
  10. A latte the time coffee is fine But I enjoy a good tea thermos
  11. How does a coffee maker know it might be pregnant? It's period is a little LATTE.
  12. What do you call a pretentious coffee? A latte-dah!

Latte Coffee Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about latte coffee you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean espresso jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make latte coffee pranks.

An anteater walks into a coffee bar ...

... where all the workers, naturally, are English majors and grads. "I'd like a cinnamon latte," he said, "where the cream balances the astringency of the dark roasted coffee beans and the grated spice adds a piquant warmth to the taste of the beverage."
"Why the long clause?" asked the barista, making the drink.
"For ants," replied the anteater. "You have to dig real fast to get those tasty little suckers."

So a man walks into a coffee house late in the afternoon and asks for a tall drink with 4 shots of espresso and the rest filled with milk.

The barista looks at him lightly concerned and she says,
Are you sure sir? That's a latte coffee.

I bought a latte in Costa Coffee this morning, the lady serving said, "Sorry, we don't take fifty pound notes!"

So I had to give her two twenties and a ten.

A man walks into a coffee shop and asks for a latte. Having never seen the word before, he mistakenly pronounces it "la tea".

The barista replies, "Sorry, my musical knowledge only goes so fa".

Greek vs Italian Culture

One day , two men, a Greek and an Italian were sitting in a coffee shop discussing who had the superior culture.
Over triple lattes the Greek says, "Well, we have the Parthenon."
Arching his eyebrows, the Italian replies, "We have the Coliseum."
The Greek retorts, "We Greeks gave birth to advanced mathematics"
The Italian, nodding agreement, says, "But we built the Roman Empire."
And so on and so on until the Greek comes up with what he thinks will end the discussion.
With a flourish of finality he says, "We invented s**...!"
The Italian thinks for a moment and then replies, "Ah, yes, that is true, but it was the Italians who introduced it to women."

A Greek and Italian were sitting at a coffee shop one day discussing who had the superior culture...

Over triple lattes the Greek guy says, "Well, we have the Parthenon." Arching his eyebrows, the Italian replies, "We have the Coliseum." The Greek retorts, "We Greeks gave birth to advanced mathematics." The Italian, nodding agreement, says, "But we built the Roman Empire." And so on and so on until the Greek comes up with what he thinks will end the discussion. With a flourish of finality he says, "We invented d**... s**...!" The Italian replies, "That is true, but it was the Italians who introduced it to women!"