latrine Jokes

funny pick up lines and hilarious latrine puns

A bear and a squirrel

In the woods, there was a bear and a squirrel at the latrine. "Hmm", says the bear to the squirrel, "do you find shit tends to stick to your fur?"

"Why, yes...yes it does" replies the squirrel.

"Great!" says the bear, and wipes his ass with the squirrel.


What do you get when an alternative metal band runs out of toilet paper?

Rage Upon the Latrine


Did you hear about those soldiers that got ambushed at the latrine?

They were caught with their dicks out.


What did the Marine in Vietnam find in the latrine?

Gomer's pile.


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