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9 latitude jokes and hilarious latitude puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about latitude that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Hilarious Latitude Jokes to Make Your Friends Roar with Laughter

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man in a hot air balloon

A man flying in a hot air balloon realizes he's lost. He lowers the balloon, spots a man down below and shouts, "Can you help me? I promised a friend I'd meet him half an hour ago, but I don't know where I am."
The man below says, "Yes, you're in a hot air balloon hovering 30 feet above this field, which is at 42 degrees N. latitude and 60 degrees W. longitude."
"You must be an engineer," says the balloonist.
"I am," replies the man. "How did you know?"
"Well," says the balloonist, "everything you have told me is technically correct but your information is useless and the fact is I am still lost."
The man below says, "You must be a manager"
"I am," replies the balloonist, "but how did you know?"
"Well," says the man below, "you don't know where you are or where you're going. You made a promise which you have no idea how to keep and you expect me to solve your problem. And the fact is you are in exactly the same position you were in before we met but now it's somehow my fault."

Why did the cartographer get kicked out of map making club

He had a bad latitude

I told my parents that I'm planning to move to the Arctic circle for work, and they seemed really upset.

My dad said, I don't like your latitude.

A Globe was walking down the street.....

It saw Central America crying on the curb.
The Globe asked, "Why are you crying?"
Central America sobbed, "Because....I will never get any snow!"
The Globe retorted, "Well, NOT with THAT latitude!"

Student: I'll never be good at geography.

Geography teacher: Not with that latitude!

what did the captain say when the navigator complained they were off course?

don't give me that latitude

I just found out that no lines of latitude pass through Finland!

As they cross the border, that's the Finish line.

"It's too cold in Jamaica, I won't have any fun."

"Not with that latitude!"

What did the mom say when she found out her son took an unexpected trip north?

I don't like your latitude!

Latitude joke, What did the mom say when she found out her son took an unexpected trip north?

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